what do you shitheads perceive me as [Archive]

Yetra Flam

10-04-2007, 10:39 PM

I don't know if i count as one of "you shitheads," but you're the most normal and sane person here.

milleson

10-04-2007, 10:39 PM

basement dweller, perhaps?

ScarySquirrel

10-04-2007, 10:40 PM

Someone who tries to be as abrasive as possible but is really probably a big pussy.

DandyFop

10-04-2007, 10:46 PM

You seem really smart, kinda a jackass, and therefore the combination makes you hot. You're probably awesome at sex. The end.

TurdBerglar

10-04-2007, 10:59 PM

I don't know if i count as one of "you shitheads," but you're the most normal and sane person here.

you're all shitheads

TurdBerglar

10-04-2007, 11:00 PM

basement dweller, perhaps?

the attic

TurdBerglar

10-04-2007, 11:00 PM

Someone who tries to be as abrasive as possible but is really probably a big pussy.

i don't even consider myself abrasive. if you consider me abrasive you must be the pussy.

TurdBerglar

10-04-2007, 11:01 PM

You seem really smart, kinda a jackass, and therefore the combination makes you hot. You're probably awesome at sex. The end.

still living at home, going to school part time at a shit school, and working at a supermarket just because it has good insurance. IM HOT AS FUCK!

Yetra Flam

10-04-2007, 11:02 PM

lol turd is depressed and wants people to give him attention.

what are you, me?

TurdBerglar

10-04-2007, 11:04 PM

this thread is not out of depression. but out of boredom and my favorite subject matter as all of you should know is me.

milleson

10-04-2007, 11:12 PM

the attic

Well, I was close.

TurdBerglar

10-04-2007, 11:18 PM

we have one of those old dungeon style basements that's not even tall enough for me to stand up in.

oh and we have a "wine cellar"

ScarySquirrel

10-04-2007, 11:20 PM

i don't even consider myself abrasive. if you consider me abrasive you must be the pussy.
Let's not be so presumptuous. I never said I thought you were abrasive... I said you try to be abrasive.

Besides, I thought this thread was about what we perceive you as... not what you perceive yourself as.

TurdBerglar

10-04-2007, 11:21 PM

i'll do what i want

ScarySquirrel

10-04-2007, 11:24 PM

Okay.

TurdBerglar

10-04-2007, 11:25 PM

WAS THAT ABRASIVE??? HUH???

ScarySquirrel

10-04-2007, 11:25 PM

No. It was typical though.

Yetra Flam

10-04-2007, 11:25 PM

oh shit

TurdBerglar

10-04-2007, 11:35 PM

that was kinda the point

Loppfessor

10-05-2007, 12:01 AM

You strike me as an average white, middle class, suburbanite kid. You’re intelligent, witty, and pretty hilarious. You don’t take yourself or anything else to seriously which is awesome. Overall just the right mix of asshole, geek, and cool

TurdBerglar

10-05-2007, 12:04 AM

im not a kid anymore :(

well im not suppose to be...

suburbanite? ha!

Loppfessor

10-05-2007, 12:16 AM

Well how old areyou then fool?

TurdBerglar

10-05-2007, 12:17 AM

cosmo105

10-05-2007, 12:17 AM

a guy that keeps to himself, is usually wrapped up in his thoughts, and really enjoys taking a dump

TurdBerglar

10-05-2007, 12:18 AM

that's really really spot on

cosmo105

10-05-2007, 12:19 AM

*bows*

TurdBerglar

10-05-2007, 12:20 AM

im not even in position yet! hold on!

TurdBerglar

10-05-2007, 12:22 AM

ok im going to bed

Loppfessor

10-05-2007, 12:29 AM

31

Get the fuck outta here!!...I figured you were like 17-19 maybe 20

Yetra Flam

10-05-2007, 12:31 AM

he's a fuckin liar

Loppfessor

10-05-2007, 12:35 AM

So am I right then??

Kid Presentable

10-05-2007, 02:16 AM

im just curious

be completely honest

I like you.

But, to answer your question; boring, and probably better at projecting yourself online than you are in real life. Not very cool or interesting, and not very funny either after 3 years of reading it.

balohna

10-05-2007, 02:46 AM

I perceive you as somebody who can't spell "burglar."

ericlee

10-05-2007, 02:58 AM

You remind myself too much as me. Same kind of morbid humor, same tastes in music, one hell of a funny guy and just up front and blunt. Yeah, I like your style and always has. Remember that pic I photoshopped of you as the hamturdberglar and Boomin as Ronald? Good times.

ms.peachy

10-05-2007, 03:04 AM

Eric Cartman.

ericlee

10-05-2007, 03:26 AM

I perceive you as somebody who can't spell "burglar."

how bout STFU, ya hypocrite? Ya can't even spell BALONEE as in a slice of meat consisting of pork snout, pork anus, sodium earthobate and maybe pigs ears. Yeah, bologna or whatever Oscar Meyer has a name for.

balohna

10-05-2007, 03:28 AM

hahaha I didn't even think about that. I have used this name for forums for the last 5 years, I don't even think about how retarded it is these days.

ericlee

10-05-2007, 03:37 AM

hahaha I didn't even think about that. I have used this name for forums for the last 5 years, I don't even think about how retarded it is these days.

to make matters worse, now I have that old jingle from the commercial they used to play when I was a kid stuck in me head, "Cause Oscar Meyer has a way of making b-o-l-o-g-n-a". Christs sakes, it's been so long ago. Is it "making" or "spelling"?

Either way, now that song is stuck in my head. Here's to dreams of thinly sliced pig's anus in between bread and mayo.

tracky

10-05-2007, 07:09 AM

just some random loser online like the rest of us. sure we try and convince ourselves and each other that our lives have some kind of glamour but it's all just bs. at least you cut through the bs most of the time.

Knuckles

10-05-2007, 07:11 AM

just some random loser online like the rest of us.

but he's a sexy loser and that's what counts

Kid Presentable

10-05-2007, 09:14 AM

My mum thinks he's hot, but she likes Crazytown.

Everybody should ask what people really think of them. Most don't because they only want compliments, perhaps.

abcdefz

10-05-2007, 09:19 AM

I'm blown away that he's that age.

My thoughts were basically the same as Squirrel's, plus the fact that I assumed he was about 19 or 20.

DIGI

10-05-2007, 09:22 AM

You seem really smart, kinda a jackass, and therefore the combination makes you hot. You're probably awesome at sex. The end.

How's the celibacy coming? LOL.

I see Turd as a pretty boring guy who keeps to himself and doesn't get out aka chronic masterbater.

-T-

10-05-2007, 09:28 AM

I also cannot believe he is 31. I was thinking early 20's at most. Seems kind of sad.

I perceive TurdBerglar as one who most of his "social life" is held online. Probably a good guy but most people in person who do not know him find him creepy.

Kid Presentable

10-05-2007, 09:30 AM

He's 31 like I'm Echewta.

abcdefz

10-05-2007, 09:31 AM

Yeah, I think he's lying about that. He posted something once about freaking out because a girl was ringing him up when he was buying
condoms. That's junior high/high school stuff.

Otis Driftwood

10-05-2007, 10:37 AM

adamfs role model and a devout darwinist

Yeti

10-05-2007, 11:50 AM

I think Turd is intelligent and sometimes plays the roll of a button pushing imbecile to pull people's chains. He is in the engineering field so he is into mathematics and physics so he cannot spell worth a lick. He is in shape since he is always riding his bicycle and talking about his thighs. He has trouble identifying person's race and might just think some non-caucasian people are aliens. He likes basketball but can't jump.

I think it would have been funny if Turd would have responded to the posts with his opinion of that person. Anyway, Turd makes me laugh.

Waus

10-05-2007, 11:57 AM

The poor man's bob.

But seriously - fairly smart and funny guy who just wastes a lot of time on the internet while other people waste time watching TV. Less concern than the average person about coming off as a dick.

HEIRESS

10-05-2007, 12:33 PM

his rants about skinny girls make me giggle

the things he's interested he is an expert on, and shares his info well

he seems to be a good dude

and everyone here knows Im a fan of thighs

yay turdie

Lyman Zerga

10-05-2007, 01:40 PM

he is like 25 years old and my snuggle pie :)

hpdrifter

10-05-2007, 01:58 PM

I think his friendships with zorra and randee are kind of sweet.

In real life he is probably quiet and doesn't say much but in his head he's like scarily intense and angry. He's probably somewhat awkward in social situations and may not have a lot of friends but one or two close. Doesn't have a girlfriend despite having passably good looks.

Honestly I could see him freaking out and killing someone someday over something small.

I find him funny on occasion but also pretty repetitive and predictable. Of course, his predictability results in some zingers occasionally.

HEIRESS

10-05-2007, 02:20 PM

yeah, Im positive that turd's the same age as me cause there was a discussion once

The Notorious LOL

10-05-2007, 02:31 PM

never gave it much consideration to be honest, which isnt a bad thing because that means I dont find your posts worthless/stupid/obnoxious.

Bob

10-05-2007, 02:42 PM

honest to a fault

Lyman Zerga

10-05-2007, 02:49 PM

in fact he has a pussy phobia, he is a bit of a skin waste, his farts are so toxic and foul that i can almost smell them, he can give out good advice and be a good talk buddy and moments later pours salt into your wounds when your name is zorra, you should never trust him and i hate him but those are pretty much the reasons why i love him

Tompz

10-05-2007, 03:49 PM

lives in idaho or something, rides a bike, posts about poo n stuff, looks kinda like infomer-snow

is ok yeah

Auton

10-05-2007, 05:10 PM

funny, if a teeny predictable, and a welcome presence. you really need to stop tag-teaming with zorra on threads though, it really does seem like you guys need to just bone and get it over with, as others have pointed out

Bob

10-05-2007, 05:12 PM