my new obsession is landline texting

[HEIRESS]

because then your friend gets a call where a robot voice reads out "see you at 8. poo poo bum bum. OMG. happy face. sad face. happy face."

(y)

[Loppfessor]

Luckily you still have time for your old obsession....posting useless threads about mundane day to day activities. You’re soooo interesting though that hearing about them is just awesome!

[Drederick Tatum]

^whats with you? are you annoyed that this thread isn't a thinly veiled attempt at getting the BBMB girls talking about oral sex in order to supplement your pathetic sexual fantasies?

how about you just fuck up?

[Lyman Zerga]

yeah get your men period under control

[Waus]

The whole board is a non-beastie boys themed discussion area...hosted on the Beastie Boys website. What do you want man?


Besides, I always wanted to have microsoft sam tell me things from my landline speakerphone.

[TurdBerglar]

i just ate some pound cake

[DandyFop]

when someone on my AIM buddy list signs on, the lady computer voice says 'A boner by the name of _______ is now available"

it makes me happy

I also have a really creepy voice that says when things go wrong, like an old man dying, but it first says "I'm Old Greg, I gotsa mangina" in a sing songy way before telling me what's wrong

[Loppfessor]

how about you just fuck up?


How bout YOU just fuck up pal!!?......wait wha the hell does that even mean??

[TurdBerglar]

i want some more pound cake

[milleson]

I want some nachos.

[tracky]

how do u text a landline? I try to do it from my phone and it just says invalid number or something

[mikizee]

I would like some tacquitos

[ET]

I find that texts containing only the words "pee" or "poop" really cater to my upstanding taste in comedy.

[HEIRESS]

I guess it depends on the company.

I texted someone's house # one night instead of their cell # and didnt realize it
then right after it said "your message has been successfully delivered, thank you for using telus' landline texting service"

and then my friend call me back a minute later being like WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID A ROBOT CALL ME FROM YOUR PHONE #

and since I get free international texting I guess i could even do it to a landline number that would be considered long distance

[HEIRESS]

ps. hey loppsy bunny, sarcasm called and it wants you to stop giving it a bad name.

[tracky]

I also have a really creepy voice that says when things go wrong, like an old man dying, but it first says "I'm Old Greg, I gotsa mangina" in a sing songy way before telling me what's wrong


I'm Old Greg, I gotta mangina!! LOL "Might Boosh" check it out (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_PPWDglTboI) I know you'll love it. make an assesment.

[HEIRESS]

way to go, Im so going to get NOTHING done at work today now

[tracky]

show rules (y) youtube kinda kills it but whatever it's all good. just don't try and understand it :p

[Freebasser]

I was playing around with landline texting last night with the missus.

Having a verr posh British woman read out "There's a monkey on the ceiling, there's a monkey on the floor, there's a monkey at the window, there's a monkey at the doorTHE MONKEY SAYS HELLO" is verr funny indeed (y)

[tracky]

and that took you how long to type..? :p

[HEIRESS]

no, you dont understand, its SO worth it

I send my friend one yesterday saying "your presence is requested at hearing 78359KR009. failure to appear will result in the immediate issue of an FTA arrest warrant. LOL LOL."

[tracky]

yeah ok that is LOL

[Loppfessor]

ps. hey loppsy bunny, sarcasm called and it wants you to stop giving it a bad name.

Incredibly fascinating AND funny??? OMG you are really something. What did you have for breakfast this morning ….tell me tell me please….I bet it was something very interesting

[monkey]

you're gonna have to text my house later, i need to experience this much funness.

[adam_f]

Sometimes I like to create a fake number in my phone and do the voice dial thing so it says "Call-ing Mor-gan Free-man"

[DandyFop]

I'm Old Greg, I gotta mangina!! LOL "Might Boosh" check it out (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_PPWDglTboI) I know you'll love it. make an assesment.

Well of course I know what it is silly!!

Yes sir, thank you sir

[Bob]

I'm Old Greg, I gotta mangina!! LOL "Might Boosh" check it out (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_PPWDglTboI) I know you'll love it. make an assesment.

so that's what "downstairs mix-up" means

i'm gonna start saying "make an assessment"

[DandyFop]

Crack open a fresh Bailey's!

[tracky]

so that's what "downstairs mix-up" means

i'm gonna start saying "make an assessment"

It's downstairs mixer - as in drink mixer

[DandyFop]

Uhhh no, it's mix-up

[tracky]

yeah you are correct I just realised how obvious it is lol :o