Nigella Lawson is gonna show how to make spicy scrambled eggs soon

[paul jones]

on BBC2 with other breakfast recipies.

I had 2 boiled eggs earlier

[Big Gus]

I'd love to bang Nigella. She's fucking RAWR.

[paul jones]

I'd love to bang Nigella. She's fucking RAWR.

aye

anyway

this should be in the cooking thread but anyway

get a pan
put 1 tablespoon of oil in
roll up and snip some soft corn tortias into the pan
chop a spring onion
chop a chilli,big green one
1 tomato,gauge out the seeds then chop
get the fried shards of tortia out the pan when they're crispy
the put all the other bits in to fry
get 4 eggs,put as much salt as you like in
whisk the eggs
put the whisked eggs in with the tomato,chilli and spring onion
then add the tortias after that stuff is done


(y)

[adam_f]

I just google imaged and wow...makes me want to bang Rachel Ray just a little bit less.

[cookiepuss]

oh i've seen her show...good recipies.

They had her show on in the late afternoon in this dive bar I stopped into while waiting for my friend to get home from work. and these ladies in there kept saying she had a gigantic head and how unfortunate that was.:confused:I'm thinking there were just jealous of her boobs and cooking prowess.

[roosta]

i missed it :(

i was watching "Cult of the Suicide Bomber" on C4..which was frankly, just depressing.

[HEIRESS]

I love her segments where she is just whipping up a single serving of a sinfully delicious dish just for her own enjoyment

[Freebasser]

I just googled Rachel Ray and I wouldn't mind buttering her muffins!

Or having sex with her.

[Rock]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/ate0127l.jpg

[paul jones]

i missed it :(

i was watching "Cult of the Suicide Bomber" on C4..which was frankly, just depressing.

Nigella doing spicy scrambled eggs was much more fun

[Rock]

And doing Nigella's eggs would be even more fun.

So it would be fun to do her scrambled eggs?

or would it be fun to do her actual eggs in her?

I'd rather do her, meaning her vagina.

you sick fuck you.

[Yetra Flam]

yeah man, she's just all about the titties

[hitmonlee]

eggs+chilli+scramble. don't complicate it.

[P of R]

She's hot. I'd like to fall asleep between her boobies.

[jabumbo]

thats the perfect combination for me to get turned on and then go and hurl

[paul jones]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/spicyscrambledeggs_87272.shtml

proper explanation of the recipe

[paul jones]

I've always thought Nuzz would kind of look like her.

she did actually the time I met her in London a few years ago

[ScarySquirrel]

That lady is very pretty but I still don't think she has anything on my favorite... Giada DeLaurentis.

A close second though. Yeah, I'll give you that one.

Oh and for spicy scrambled eggs... I'd just add Tobasco sauce or something.