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Loppfessor
10-10-2007, 08:58 AM
Pop quiz hot shots.....Satan has kidnaped you and the Beastie Boys. You taken to room. In front of you bound and gagged are Adrock, Mike D and MCA. He gives you a gun with a single bullet and tells you that one person must die or you'll all face eternal torture in hell.....what do you do? What do you do?





I'll post the answer later if no one guesses
YearofMusic
10-10-2007, 09:05 AM
Shoot the messenger!!
Top 10
10-10-2007, 10:17 AM
I don't shoot anyone!!!
I'll be in hell, but I'll be hanging out with the beastie boys.(y)

or I shoot Satan?
Laver1969
10-10-2007, 12:53 PM
I got the gun, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do

It's not a tough decision as you can see...
I can blow you away, or you can ride with me.
Loppfessor
10-10-2007, 01:18 PM
You chumps aren't even trying!
Funky Pepp
10-10-2007, 01:22 PM
There's no hell in the jewish religion...
Loppfessor
10-10-2007, 01:44 PM
There's no hell in the jewish religion...

Now you're trying too hard.....besides my riddle my rules
RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
10-10-2007, 03:58 PM
Is this some kind of not as good alteration of "Marry fuck or kill?"

We should play that....

No but seriously... I'd shoot Satan, or at least attempt to, and then if he kills me I'd be a bboy martyr.. and then I'd go to bboy Heaven. All good in the hood homie...
corkboards
10-10-2007, 04:22 PM
satan gave you a gun and a bullet, but didn't say anything about shooting anyone, just that someone must die....and if you're in hell, theoretically, just wait and someone else will show up (to die).

of course, if you watch mythbusters, you know that ammo thrown in a campfire (or in hell) would blow up eventually from the temperature ;)
djdjdj
10-10-2007, 04:47 PM
Wait, I get it! Well okay not really. Just tell us already.
Knuckles
10-10-2007, 09:24 PM
I shoot Adrock.
Laver1969
10-10-2007, 09:38 PM
I shoot Adrock.

Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door...
djdjdj
10-10-2007, 10:01 PM
Does satan count as a person? Okay so I'm either shooting mike d or adrock. I don't think I could shoot mca. And I'm not shooting myself. Does it have to be somewhere there or can I leave and go find someone? This is getting weird.
Knuckles
10-10-2007, 10:10 PM
Does satan count as a person? Okay so I'm either shooting mike d or adrock. I don't think I could shoot mca. And I'm not shooting myself. Does it have to be somewhere there or can I leave and go find someone? This is getting weird.
Just shoot Adrock and be done with it.

That's the way he'd want it.
RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
10-10-2007, 10:58 PM
Awe Knucks, why would you shoot Horovitz?!

You strike me as someone who would go after Mike D.. lol.
Weezman
10-10-2007, 11:51 PM
shot the devil in HELL.....just to watch him die :p
Loppfessor
10-11-2007, 12:49 AM
You retards....what good do you think it's going to do to shoot Satan?? You think a bullet can kill or even harm the prince of darkness??

Also you're not in hell....yet
luckydan#4130
10-11-2007, 04:36 AM
shoot the rock right in the chest
pair o pliers
and you know the rest;)
luckydan#4130
10-11-2007, 04:40 AM
tell us what to do? HELL NO(n)
Weezman
10-11-2007, 08:27 AM
People die every day...regardless.

and as for the gun.....

I Don't get Blind I Don't Drink Wine
I Took A Sledge Hammer And I Broke My Nine

Release the boys and get have a Gala event jam session party. :cool:
Lex Diamonds
10-11-2007, 12:01 PM
I would shoot Satan in the balls, then kick him to death. Then I would use the Boys as my sex slaves until they all died of starvation or ass wounds.
djdjdj
10-11-2007, 12:33 PM
Ass wounds!?!?! Thats harsh. What a way to go.
Lex Diamonds
10-11-2007, 12:57 PM
Harsh but fair.

You've got to be cruel to be kind.
djdjdj
10-11-2007, 06:24 PM
Hmm, I either agree with you or I think thats a load of crap. Let me think about it.
beastieboysbaby
10-11-2007, 08:18 PM
Is this some kind of not as good alteration of "Marry fuck or kill?"

We should play that....

No but seriously... I'd shoot Satan, or at least attempt to, and then if he kills me I'd be a bboy martyr.. and then I'd go to bboy Heaven. All good in the hood homie...


Ahh b-boy heaven.
That would be just amazing.
IzzyNYC
10-11-2007, 09:50 PM
Ahh b-boy heaven.
That would be just amazing.

It is. I've been there. It's called A Gala Event.:D
beastieboysbaby
10-11-2007, 09:59 PM
Hahaha yes, the concerts are most deifiantly b-boy heaven (y)
Lex Diamonds
10-12-2007, 12:13 PM
"There's a heaven for a G."
IzzyNYC
10-12-2007, 12:55 PM
^^ "Be a lie"
beastieboysbaby
10-12-2007, 06:14 PM
I WANTA KNOW THE ANSWER! :eek:
djdjdj
10-15-2007, 03:16 PM
Oh my gosh. Are you serious?
Loppfessor
10-16-2007, 12:26 AM
I WANTA KNOW THE ANSWER! :eek:

Me too!
YearofMusic
10-16-2007, 04:10 PM
Me too!

See I told ya'll shoot the messenger!!!! :p
beastieboysbaby
10-16-2007, 05:08 PM
hahaha.
B_Mackin'
10-19-2007, 09:28 PM
Escape from the room and kill someone else that's not the Boys or myself. Problem solved.
she_s_crafty
10-19-2007, 10:22 PM
Escape from the room and kill someone else that's not the Boys or myself. Problem solved.
what he said
Lyman Zerga
10-21-2007, 08:18 AM
how come this thread is still boring?
djdjdj
10-22-2007, 05:05 PM
Maybe its just you.
Fannypakks
10-22-2007, 06:09 PM
Is Satan monitoring? If not, I'd untie the boys and leave the room.

Then I'd stop by New York and drop them off, and ask them what's up with new album.

As for the gun, I'm sure someone in New York would like to buy it off me. So I'd sell it.

Then I'd use the money to buy a bus ticket back home to Maryland. And possibly buy some food before the trip.

Simple as that.
B_Mackin'
10-24-2007, 10:28 PM
Good thing he's not giving us his anwser.
Loppfessor
10-31-2007, 03:25 AM
how come this thread is still boring?

How come it's still going?
Keith Clark
10-31-2007, 04:01 PM
So we're in hell with the Beastie Boys?

Hang on, I saw the answer to this on a Futurama episode.

Let me go grab the DVD.
Loppfessor
10-31-2007, 11:48 PM
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=83559&page=2

Please, help me make this thread go by by.
And you can thank loppfessor for making it.


Just in case anyone else got this message posting here will save the trouble of replying to all....I would like to announce that there is now a special prize being offered to whoever guesses right! Good luck
beastieboysbaby
11-01-2007, 04:43 PM
peanuts??
Loppfessor
11-02-2007, 01:36 AM
Yes, we all will stop posting here, and let this thread die.

You said it brother!....anyway I"m serious bout sending someone a prize but it will hafta wait till I get back to the states in mid-late January
Loppfessor
11-03-2007, 08:49 AM
Not for long.

Why haven't you got rid of this thread yet damnit! :mad:
Lyman Zerga
11-03-2007, 02:33 PM
kill myself or the thread maker
Loppfessor
11-04-2007, 12:55 AM
kill myself or the thread maker

So you want our love affair to end in tragedy like Romeo and Juliet??
Lyman Zerga
11-04-2007, 06:46 AM
shut up and give me the prize already
Loppfessor
11-05-2007, 08:13 AM
Can I give you the "prize" in your bum??
djdjdj
11-06-2007, 11:02 AM
I don't get it at all.

:confused:
Lyman Zerga
11-06-2007, 05:01 PM
Can I give you the "prize" in your bum??

hey bitch, do i look like my mother?


well yeah i kinda do
djdjdj
11-06-2007, 06:54 PM
I don't think I like this riddle anymore.
Loppfessor
11-07-2007, 03:50 AM
hey bitch, do i look like my mother?


well yeah i kinda do

Why don't the three of us get together and discuss it over some wine...
AndILoveMike!
11-24-2007, 08:45 AM
Pop quiz hot shots.....Satan has kidnaped you and the Beastie Boys. You taken to room. In front of you bound and gagged are Adrock, Mike D and MCA. He gives you a gun with a single bullet and tells you that one person must die or you'll all face eternal torture in hell.....what do you do? What do you do?
I'll post the answer later if no one guesses

i kill myself. but i don't solve beastie boys's problem, so i think i would wait hell and torture.
or, you're right, shoot the devil. the easier solution. but, if i'll do something wrong, devil will have is revenge on me and on them..
beastieboysbaby
11-24-2007, 11:05 PM
isn't the devil too powerful to get shot?
AndILoveMike!
11-25-2007, 04:58 AM
oh damn.. you're right!
i'm working on a special gun just for him
Laver1969
01-12-2009, 09:25 PM
So Loopster did we ever get an answer to this riddle?
DJ_Skrilla
01-13-2009, 07:15 PM
did u see a sign in front of my house that said dead nigga storage? NO you didnt, you know why? Because storing dead niggas aint my deal.
Pootytang
01-13-2009, 08:40 PM
Go outside of the room and shoot someone on the street or in the hallway.
Nerd Fight
01-15-2009, 07:19 AM
Pop quiz hot shots.....Satan has kidnaped you and the Beastie Boys. You taken to room. In front of you bound and gagged are Adrock, Mike D and MCA. He gives you a gun with a single bullet and tells you that one person must die or you'll all face eternal torture in hell.....what do you do? What do you do?

Satan can't decide who goes to hell or who doesn't. That shit's God's department. Otherwise the devil would just send everyone to hell right?
He couldn't even send four people to hell, God wouldn't stand for it.

So I'd tell Satan to go fuck himself.