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Knuckles
10-10-2007, 09:51 PM
I wonder if he bangs 60 year old grandmas after his shows?

This thread doesn't have to be completely about Neil either. I just wonder if aging musicians still get tail after the show.
ScarySquirrel
10-10-2007, 09:56 PM
I really don't even want to think about it. One of my buddies from college had the same haircut as ol' Neil though. I used to give him so much shit for it, but he never cared because he had no idea what Neil Diamond looked like.

What a putz.
Knuckles
10-10-2007, 09:58 PM
I really don't even want to think about it.

Yeah, its a scary thought that your mom might be giving Neil a BJ backstage after the show. :(
cosmo105
10-10-2007, 10:00 PM
in high school a friend of mine went to a Neil concert with her mom and she came back wearing a shirt with him in a very Thriller-esque pose. she said the old bitches were going nuts. i bet he gets a bananas amount of wrinkled tail.
Knuckles
10-10-2007, 10:08 PM
i bet he gets a bananas amount of wrinkled tail.

Jesus, he probably does. :(

I just hope a sex tape doesn't get out.
Documad
10-10-2007, 11:33 PM
How freaky is that? I just posted a link to a Neil Diamond song because of the America! thread.

Or did the America thread inspire this thread?

There is a lot of gruesome Neil Diamond footage on youtube.
Lex Diamonds
10-11-2007, 03:24 AM
This reminds me of something else I was thinking. Does Hugh Hefner still bang all the playmates? Cuz if so that's actually pretty dark and depressing.
roosta
10-11-2007, 04:35 AM
He gets plenty of ass, so call him an astronaut

(c) Dr. Dre
MC Moot
10-11-2007, 08:40 AM
yeah,whenever he swings through town my ma disappears for days.....(n)
BangkokB
10-11-2007, 03:30 PM
Kinda Related: Jon Steward had Tom Jones on his show years back and asked him if he was still getting trim. And they joked about over the years the panties thrown at him while he was playing were getting bigger. To now huge hullahoop style
checkyourprez
10-11-2007, 03:34 PM
anybody with money, no matter the age, is getting laid, if they want.
Bitchamachacha
10-11-2007, 05:27 PM
Neil kicks ass. For real. He's not really my type, but I did see him live with my Dad when I was 17, and he was great in concert (yeah, I just admitted that).

So I'm assuming yes. I bet he takes Viagra by the handfulls.
Lyman Zerga
10-11-2007, 05:29 PM
Neil kicks ass. For real. He's not really my type, but I did see him live with my Dad when I was 17, and he was great in concert (yeah, I just admitted that).

So I'm assuming yes. I bet he takes Viagra by the handfulls.

i bet you got a watery vagina just by typing this
Bitchamachacha
10-11-2007, 05:31 PM
i bet you got a watery vagina just by typing this

You have no idea. It's like biting into a life-sized Gusher without the lime flavor.
cookiepuss
10-11-2007, 05:34 PM
I wonder if SUPER DIAMOND (http://www.superdiamond.com/news.html) gets more ass than Neil Diamond?
Jitters
10-11-2007, 07:13 PM
Maybe......

They are super.
AceFace
10-12-2007, 08:23 AM
ok i HAVE to chime in on this b/c 2 weeks ago i saw Wayne Newton. yes yes, i actually wanted to go. i'm a fan of vegas culture and he's Mr. Vegas. he was born here in roanoke and it was like his "homecoming". it was amusing b/c he was doing all these hip gyrations and it was REALLY gross. but every time he did it some white haired old lady would storm the stage and beg for a kiss and he'd just give up the smooch.

my friend wanted to get her tit signed by him but i was just too embarrassed. he was very humble when they gave him a proclimation and the key to the city. he was very talented but all i kept thinking was "he's soo gonna get some white haired tail tonight!"