Jesus sucked

[Lex Diamonds]

For real, that guy was a hairy cross-dressing prick. Clearly gay too, what kind of hetero male walks around in a dress and sandals? And the 12 disciples (all male)? Erm, *cough*GAYLORD*cough*.

I bet God disowned him when he got back to heaven for being such a fag.

[Rock]

Ooooooooo what a shocking thread. You are the Howard Stern of this board today.

[Lyman Zerga]

i said like one year ago that it would be awesome if it turns out that jesus was gay and lets not forget that he got nailed
nah that was old too

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah this failed to stir any "controversy"

[roosta]

Ooooooooo what a shocking thread. You are the Howard Stern of this board today.

yeah this failed to stir any "controversy"

haha..yeah....

[TurdBerglar]

moses blew!

[Jitters]

Jesus saves, Moses invests.

I never got the Moses part :confused:

[paul jones]

thanks to Jesus me and my brother got lightsabers on christmas day in 1979 and had many battles doing the schoooooowwww kkkkkksssshhhhh noises and heavy breathing(y)

[DandyFop]

What comedian from the mid-to-late 90s did you steal this off of?

[JesusChrist]

I was killed so you cunts could have eternal life, and this is the thanks I get.

[paul jones]

I was killed so you cunts could have eternal life, and this is the thanks I get.


Praise You Jesus man

coming down the pub at lunchtime? I'm gonna get hammered(y)

[cosmo105]

srsly, epic (http://www.lafferty.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/fail-24.jpg)

[Bob]

yeah this failed to stir any "controversy"

board members were shocked at the lack of controversy that this topic created

[Loppfessor]

I was killed so you cunts could have eternal life, and this is the thanks I get.

Don't worry JC, I got love for ya...you're my homeboy and next time I'm at the mall I'm going to buy the t-shirt that alerts everyone to this fact (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Why do you phalli think I'm trying to be controversial? I genuinely think Jesus was a pussy.

[-T-]

I do not doubt your theory Padster.

[Schmeltz]

This is even more worthless than those threads that are nothing but rap lyrics.

[Lex Diamonds]

I do not doubt your theory Padster.
Thank you! Nice to know there is at least one sane person on this board. (y)

And Schmeltz, you are even more worthless than someone whose posts are disposable and contributes absolutely nothing to this board. Oh no wait, you are exactly as worthless.

[RobMoney$]

Padster sucks (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/fnfai1l-e73.gif)

[Lex Diamonds]

Maybe if you didn't eat so many dicks you'd be able to sit on regular people's chairs, fatty.

[ma belle]

I believe crucifixion was for sodomists, which adds to your theory.

Also it is claimed Annas the high priest was in fact his lover, and that he was nailed up next to Jesus, alongside Judas who had snitched on them, making himself all round unpopular in the process. Jesus was a desert terrorist, a sort of Che Guevara of his time.

[Lo_Lyfe]

wow, how rebellious is padster?

Lock up your daughters!

[Auton]

come on man, just admit it's a retarded thread and call it a day.

[YoungRemy]

padster on jc:
why did he run around with all them reindeers? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCYgDT2hBPw)

[Lex Diamonds]

GOAT thread

*bumps Damien by DMX*

[DIGI]

Dude, you are so badass. I bet you get drunk and put cigarettes out on your tongue.

[Lex Diamonds]

Fuck yeah man. This one time I crossed the road without even waiting for the lights to change.

[Schmeltz]

Of course there is nothing disposable about a thread that consists of two lines from a rap song and a picture of a sad face. You should probably go to more classes and smoke less weed.

[Lex Diamonds]

1. I have finished compulsory education and am currently working full time, moron.

2. I barely ever smoke weed anymore, I haven't had any drugs of any kind for about 2 weeks.

3. You're a stupid prick.

[Schmeltz]

Aww, Padster, it's OK. Once you get out of short pants maybe you'll figure out that it doesn't really matter that nobody liked your boring Jesus thread. And from there it's only a quick step to realizing that spamming the board with rap lyrics and sexual anecdotes isn't that profound. There's all kinds of horizons out there for you to discover and explore!

[Lex Diamonds]

Why don't you explore my ass (no homo).

[Schmeltz]

And wait in line behind all those sketchy dudes? No thanks mang.

[DandyFop]

Hey man I hear there's a fight between Padster and Schmeltz in the quad at lunch today dude! I'm totally gonna watch it while I eat my baby carrots and pizza Lunchable.

[Lex Diamonds]

I said no homo, dumbass.

Hey Dandy if I win the fight do you wanna go smoke weed and make out behind the bikesheds?

[Schmeltz]

Why don't you fellate me and then let me penetrate your rectum with my penis while I fondle your limp little genitals?

NO HOMO BY THE WAY!

[Lex Diamonds]

Because I have a little thing called standards, and you're probably an unwashed vagabond.

Plus I can tell by your attitude that you're hung like an elf.

[Schmeltz]

That's not the only little thing you have!

PS STILL NO HOMO

[Lex Diamonds]

Are you talking about that little mark that the jet plane left when it crashed into my enormous cock?

[DandyFop]

I said no homo, dumbass.

Hey Dandy if I win the fight do you wanna go smoke weed and make out behind the bikesheds?

Let's start with the weed and then see what happens.

No seriously, gimme some, I'm fresh out.

[Lex Diamonds]

I haven't had any in like 2 weeks, it sucks wieners. Need job > cash > alcohol > drugs.

[Schmeltz]

Y'all can have mine, I'm too sick to smoke it. :(

[Lex Diamonds]

UPS that shit!

[Loppfessor]

Aww, Padster, it's OK. Once you get out of short pants maybe you'll figure out that it doesn't really matter that nobody liked your boring Jesus thread. And from there it's only a quick step to realizing that spamming the board with rap lyrics and sexual anecdotes isn't that profound. There's all kinds of horizons out there for you to discover and explore!

Pwned!!:eek:

[mikizee]

I have had a free supply of very very good weed for over 10 years now.




Jealous much?

[Planetary]

1. I have finished compulsory education and am currently working full time, moron.

I haven't had any in like 2 weeks, it sucks wieners. Need job

same thread :S

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Of course there is nothing disposable about a thread that consists of two lines from a rap song and a picture of a sad face. You should probably go to more classes and smoke less weed.

(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

same thread :S
So I'm in between employers, so what peaballs?

[Lex Diamonds]

I have had a free supply of very very good weed for over 10 years now.




Jealous much?
Why??! Please send me some, I'll be your best friend.

[mikizee]

Why??! Please send me some, I'll be your best friend.

Cuz I'm in the GAME, saaaaannnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

And sure, no probs.

[Loppfessor]

So I'm in between employers, so what peaballs?

LOL what a bum...

[Lex Diamonds]

Quit hitting on me, fag.

[MC Moot]

First Paddington Bear takes a swipe at KRS-1 and now the man from Galilee,the poxy tossin poser has a problem with the prophets....

[Lex Diamonds]

I didn't take a swipe at KRS, he played himself for real. I just commented on the obvious.

And how the fuck was Jesus a prophet? What did he ever actually say that came true later?

[MC Moot]

.And even though he has spoken poorly against me, and I think he should stop lying about himself on message boards, I love and forgive him because that's what I do....

I don't care what they may say, I don't care what they may do, I don't care what they may say Jesus is just alright, oh yeah.....:cool:

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh yeah, well here's my prediction: Jesus will never come back and all the lame morons who have wasted their lives fellating him will be proved to be gullible suckers whose own lives are so worthless they need to cling to the false promise of an afterlife of paradise.

Seriously, I don't have a problem with religion but if Jesus said that shit about me then fuck him and every motherfucker that's down with him.

[roosta]

Oh yeah, well here's my prediction: Jesus will never come back and all the lame morons who have wasted their lives fellating him will be proved to be gullible suckers whose own lives are so worthless they need to cling to the false promise of an afterlife of paradise.

Seriously, I don't have a problem with religion but if Jesus said that shit about me then fuck him and every motherfucker that's down with him.

:rolleyes:

[Lyman Zerga]

jizzaas bless paddy (y)

[Kid Presentable]

Oh yeah, well here's my prediction: Jesus will never come back and all the lame morons who have wasted their lives fellating him will be proved to be gullible suckers whose own lives are so worthless they need to cling to the false promise of an afterlife of paradise.

Seriously, I don't have a problem with religion but if Jesus said that shit about me then fuck him and every motherfucker that's down with him.

That sounds like you have a problem with religion. Try to have an opinion that doesn't rely on running down the conflicting viewpoint. Otherwise you're kind of just insulting people to convince yourself.

[Loppfessor]

Oh yeah, well here's my prediction: Jesus will never come back and all the lame morons who have wasted their lives fellating him will be proved to be gullible suckers whose own lives are so worthless they need to cling to the false promise of an afterlife of paradise.

Seriously, I don't have a problem with religion but if Jesus said that shit about me then fuck him and every motherfucker that's down with him.

Let's see, you don't have a job....you're spouting off about the return of Christ (or lack of) to strangers who don't really care what you have to say....man you're well on your way to being a homeless wino on the street corner!! (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Word up.

Lock up your daughters!

[Planetary]

hey check out this faggy christian song lol

I long for your embrace
Every single day
To meet you in this place
And see you face to face

Will you show me?
Reveal yourself to me
Because of your mercy
I fall down on my knees

And I can feel your presence here with me
Suddenly I'm lost within your beauty
Caught up in the wonder of your touch
Here in this moment I surrender to your love

You're everywhere I go
I am not alone
You call me as your own
To know you and be known

You are holy
And I fall down on my knees

I can feel your presence here with me
Suddenly I'm lost within your beauty
Caught up in the wonder of your touch
Here in this moment I surrender to your love

I surrender to your grace
I surrender to the one who took my place

I can feel your presence here with me
Suddenly I'm lost within your beauty
Caught up in the wonder of your touch
Here in this moment I surrender:

I can feel your presence here with me
Suddenly I'm lost within your beauty
Caught up in the wonder of your touch
Here in this moment I surrender to your balls

BE BLESSED EVERYONE.

[camo]

lol i've missed this place (y)