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TurdBerglar
10-15-2007, 11:07 PM
i can't sleep
Yetra Flam
10-15-2007, 11:08 PM
i could tell you about my problems
TurdBerglar
10-15-2007, 11:10 PM
i need to be awake in six hours and i have midterms tomarrow. im not gonna get any sleep.
b i o n i c
10-15-2007, 11:11 PM
do 100 push ups really fast, then have a wank. sleep guaranteed(y)
i need to be awake in 5 hours and i have to be in court tomorrow!
i'm just watching, but still
TurdBerglar
10-15-2007, 11:13 PM
being exhausted isn't going to do any good. im having one of those pointless racing thoughts fits.
random shit just running through my head and keeping me awake.
Yetra Flam
10-15-2007, 11:13 PM
bob's on the practice
b i o n i c
10-15-2007, 11:18 PM
puts me to sleep after the endorphin high
Yetra Flam
10-15-2007, 11:18 PM
wanking helps me to go to sleep.
if you're a girl, is it wanking? buffing maybe?
b i o n i c
10-15-2007, 11:18 PM
chick wank it. chicks jerk off too
Yetra Flam
10-15-2007, 11:19 PM
i was unsure of the correct terminology
HEIRESS
10-15-2007, 11:20 PM
monsing the pubis yo
Knuckles
10-15-2007, 11:20 PM
Sorry dude, you're screwed for tonight. I hate when I can't get to sleep and I know I have to. I just make it worse by stressing about.
I look at the clock, "shit, I've got to be out of bed in 7 hours!"
I close my eyes, toss and turn in my bed, look at the clock again, "Fuck, I've got to be out of bed in 6 hours!"
I close my eyes, toss and turn in my bed, look at the clock again, "God, please let me fall asleep I've got to be up in 5 fucking hours!"
I close my eyes, toss and turn in my bed, look at the clock again, "Jesus, I think I'm just going to shoot myself. I've got to be up in 4 hours. Maybe I'll just watch some late night infomercials for Extenze." :(
b i o n i c
10-15-2007, 11:21 PM
also, chicks totally get boners
Yetra Flam
10-15-2007, 11:22 PM
this is getting way raunchy
TurdBerglar
10-15-2007, 11:23 PM
Sorry dude, you're screwed for tonight. I hate when I can't get to sleep and I know I have to. I just make it worse by stressing about.
I look at the clock, "shit, I've got to be out of bed in 7 hours!"
I close my eyes, toss and turn in my bed, look at the clock again, "Fuck, I've got to be out of bed in 6 hours!"
I close my eyes, toss and turn in my bed, look at the clock again, "God, please let me fall asleep I've got to be up in 5 fucking hours!"
I close my eyes, toss and turn in my bed, look at the clock again, "Jesus, I think I'm just going to shoot myself. I've got to be up in 4 hours. Maybe I'll just watch some late night infomercials for Extenze." :(
that's how it is for me except im not tossing and turning. i just have all this shit that runs through my head like a tv in the background keeping my awake. totally random racing thoughts.
b i o n i c
10-15-2007, 11:23 PM
ill just crawl back into my hole now. push ups... push ups.
TurdBerglar
10-15-2007, 11:36 PM
im going back to bed
second try
Loppfessor
10-16-2007, 12:11 AM
Step one: log of the computer....
HEIRESS
10-16-2007, 01:13 AM
also, chicks totally get boners
it's called "blue walls" dude
abcdefz
10-16-2007, 09:26 AM
i can't sleep
File this away for next time, Turd:
First, you need to lay down in bed in the dark. Light (including your monitor) increases your brain function, making it harder to sleep.
Lay there with your eyes shut and count backward in your mind from 1,000. Don't think of anything except the number, and think the
whole number through (for instance: nine hundred eighty-four, nine hundred eighty-three, etc., not nine hundred eighty-four,
eighty-three...)
This works. The hard part is not thinking of other things, but really concentrating on your countdown and the countdown only.
I have problems getting to sleep because of racing thoughts, and this helps.
MC Moot
10-16-2007, 10:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPvj7yp8t4g&mode=related&search=hypnotize
paul jones
10-16-2007, 10:17 AM
WAKE UP TURD! The Daleks are invading!!!!:eek:
TurdBerglar
10-16-2007, 10:57 AM
File this away for next time, Turd:
First, you need to lay down in bed in the dark. Light (including your monitor) increases your brain function, making it harder to sleep.
Lay there with your eyes shut and count backward in your mind from 1,000. Don't think of anything except the number, and think the
whole number through (for instance: nine hundred eighty-four, nine hundred eighty-three, etc., not nine hundred eighty-four,
eighty-three...)
This works. The hard part is not thinking of other things, but really concentrating on your countdown and the countdown only.
I have problems getting to sleep because of racing thoughts, and this helps.
i've tried doing very similar things before. but my mind just eventually wonders. it's like as if my brain just does not want to go to sleep like a stubborn child.
abcdefz
10-16-2007, 11:03 AM
i've tried doing very similar things before. but my mind just eventually wonders. it's like as if my brain just does not want to go to sleep like a stubborn child.
Trust me, Turd, I understand. But this works.
I think that the going backwards thing works because it's more likely to keep your brain engaged. Or try counting backward subtracting
three each time or something. I don't know. But I read this a couple years ago, tried it, and it works.
Lyman Zerga
10-16-2007, 04:27 PM
also, chicks totally get boners
it's called lady boners cause we got the class
and i sometimes have the same problem like turd LADY BONERS LOL no but it helps me to think of non sensish stuff like that kind of stuff i would dream about or i think about the things that i want to change about my body, starting with the toes
by the time im at the ankles im usually already asleep
Yetra Flam
10-16-2007, 07:18 PM
count back from 1000 in increments of 3
TurdBerglar
10-17-2007, 10:30 PM
shit
Yetra Flam
10-17-2007, 10:31 PM
No wait, it's increments of 7.
TurdBerglar
10-17-2007, 10:33 PM
i was fighting to stay awake on the bus earlier now im wide awake. i don't get this bull shit.
TurdBerglar
10-17-2007, 10:43 PM
maybe i should start drinking
monkey
10-17-2007, 10:46 PM
i truly believe wanking does the job for most insomnia issues
mikizee
10-17-2007, 10:47 PM
It's always worked for me!
TurdBerglar
10-17-2007, 10:49 PM
i truly believe wanking does the job for most insomnia issues
give me some inspiration
monkey
10-17-2007, 10:50 PM
boobs
TurdBerglar
10-17-2007, 10:52 PM
that's it?
monkey
10-17-2007, 10:59 PM
big ass. big boobs. little waist. how's that for hot imagery?
ericlee
10-18-2007, 02:51 AM
big assed boobs and a lady carrying pottery above her head while walking through a monkey filled jungle.
C'mon now, you can't say you've never spanked it to a National Geographic mag.
Auton
10-18-2007, 04:56 AM
listen to Common. usually does the trick.
TurdBerglar
10-18-2007, 10:52 PM
im real tired tonight, guys
don't worry
Yetra Flam
10-18-2007, 10:54 PM
oh. cause i was going to be all "wanking!"
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/kim_kardashian_does_stuff_who.php
Auton
10-18-2007, 10:55 PM
god dammit your post ruined the timing
TurdBerglar
10-18-2007, 10:57 PM
oh. cause i was going to be all "wanking!"
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/kim_kardashian_does_stuff_who.php
yeah like i haven't already noticed that 12 hours ago
the woman could have a cock growing out her forehead and still be the most gorgeous woman alive
TurdBerglar
10-18-2007, 11:33 PM
i think im gonna stay up to watch seven
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