i just dropped a huge mirror and it didnt break

[b i o n i c]

this big ole hip length glass mirror, it was leaning on the back of my fridge. went to open it, it tips over, i see it falling and look away waiting to hear it shatter...

and ploop, it just hits the ground.

just moments before, i was having a nap and dreamt of having had bad luck for seven years because i broke a mirror.

whoa

[ericlee]

So did you break it? Is ploop a breaking sound?

[b i o n i c]

plop was the sound it made when it didnt break. more like a thwwwwp

[ericlee]

i broke some glass before and it went c-c-c-c-c-ccramboooooone

[Lyman Zerga]

your booger story was better

[ericlee]

Did he rob a bank with one?

[b i o n i c]

in college this chick invited me over to study. she was cute and i thought we'd get groovy, till i walked over to her sink and saw an enormous booger in it. i immediately had 32 reverse boners. the end.

[Lyman Zerga]

in college this chick invited me over to study. she was cute and i thought we'd get groovy, till i walked over to her sink and saw an enormous booger in it. i immediately had 32 reverse boners. the end.

not that booger story, the other booger story you know

come on!

[b i o n i c]

i think ive been meaning to tell you there is no other booger story

[Lyman Zerga]

i think ive been meaning to tell you there is no other booger story

aww baby dont be so shy :) now tell it you fucking cunt bash!

[b i o n i c]

you tell it, and clap your cunt to mary had a little lamb while yer at it

[Lyman Zerga]

you tell it, and clap your cunt to mary had a little lamb while yer at it

i knew it! outside the bed youre no fun :mad:

[b i o n i c]

im fo rillies, i dont remember!

[Lyman Zerga]

whatever, boogerface

[b i o n i c]

flash your flappadaps, mammajamma

[Lyman Zerga]

ohhh*yawn*kaaay

so you dropped the mirror but it didnt break and then?

AND DONT FORGET ANY DETAILS!!!