Workers Compensation

[Paul Kemp]

I get 2 days off work with pay and all I had to do was chop off part of my finger. I wish it hadn't happend while my gf was away on vacation though. It would be a lot more enjoyable if someone were here to baby me

[cookiepuss]

wow that's all you had to do for two days paid time off? SWeeeeeeeeet

I'm so choping off part of a finger by the end of the day. *grabs scissors*

wait how did you decide which finger to chop? I'm having trouble deciding which one. this has to look like and accident right???

[paul jones]

I've been suffering some paper cuts lately at work but they have a first aid box with fucking bandages in it......damn!:mad:

[cookiepuss]

actually I think I'll wait til tomorrow to cut my finger. that way I can get a 4 day weekend!!!!(y)

[Paul Kemp]

Go for something on your non-dominant hand. I took off half the nail and a decent amount of flesh. Do enough damage to make you unable too work, but not so much that you'll be unable to enjoy your paid vacation.

[Freebasser]

You work as a chef don't you?

Did you actually find the missing piece of finger, or did somebody's Thai curry have one too many lady's fingers? :(

[Bob]

freebasser just called you a lady. you gonna take that?

[Lyman Zerga]

oh crap i miss zorra!

[Dorothy Wood]

we're remodeling at work and I was standing on this wooden box the wrong way and it gave out and I fell on my butt and a power drill hit me in the head.

then like 10 minutes later my boss was tearing apart this table and sliced his palm open on a nail.

so we were like "yeah, okay, we're done for today".

my back hurts. no paid days off for me though.