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TurdBerglar
10-27-2007, 04:33 PM
with no explanation. im gonna cash that bitch.
Lyman Zerga
10-27-2007, 04:47 PM
nice

i never had so much money at once
Parkey
10-27-2007, 04:53 PM
nice

i never had so much money at once

You never had a job? It's only 600 quid.
Bob
10-27-2007, 04:55 PM
with no explanation. im gonna cash that bitch.

it certainly isn't a reward for your spelling!!!
Lyman Zerga
10-27-2007, 04:55 PM
You never had a job? It's only 600 quid.

nope but thanks for stirring in my dirty homeless wounds!
TurdBerglar
10-27-2007, 04:58 PM
it certainly isn't a reward for your spelling!!!

cheque?
Bob
10-27-2007, 05:20 PM
touchay
TurdBerglar
10-27-2007, 05:25 PM
isn't a cheque a guy from eastern europe?
Parkey
10-27-2007, 05:37 PM
nope but thanks for stirring in my dirty homeless wounds!

Ha! :D
Loppfessor
10-28-2007, 04:40 AM
Awesome! I just saved 15% on car insurance and lowered my cholesterol by switching to cheerios
TonsOfFun
10-28-2007, 06:05 AM
Good job to - 9 out of 10 people aren't getting enough whole grain,
TurdBerglar
10-28-2007, 10:40 PM
i just got an email stating that another one for $687 should be arriving in about 2 days. what the fuck. something is wrong. im still not saying shit. gonna cash that bitch again.
Yetra Flam
10-28-2007, 10:43 PM
that doesn't sound good. seems like there's a fuckup and you're going to have to pay it back.
once the welfare office payed me like $2000 for no reason and particular and then this fat old bitch called janet yelled at me for keeping it and demanded that i pay it back immediately because i was apparently committing welfare fraud.
TurdBerglar
10-28-2007, 10:46 PM
im not paying shit. not my fault they fucked up.
Yetra Flam
10-28-2007, 10:46 PM
that's what i told janet! but nooooo
TurdBerglar
10-28-2007, 10:49 PM
they fucking owe me. i had to drop a semester because i was sick. i filled out all the paper work and handed it in to the registrar. that fucking bitch fucked up and didn't do what she was suppose to. i got all F's for that term and it completely fucks my GPA and they won't fucking fix it.
insertnamehere
10-28-2007, 10:52 PM
they fucking owe me. i had to drop a semester because i was sick. i filled out all the paper work and handed it in to the registrar. that fucking bitch fucked up and didn't do what she was suppose to. i got all F's for that term and it completely fucks my GPA and they won't fucking fix it.

the exact same thing happened to me!


except, i wasnt sick and i didnt try to drop the semester, but you know, it was kinda the same thing.


are you getting any financial aid? they may have gotten some of your aid processed late, thereby making you pay for something you shouldn't have had to. that could be where this mystery money is coming from.
TurdBerglar
10-28-2007, 10:53 PM
my financial aid got FUCKING CUT because of the F's! THAT WHORE
insertnamehere
10-28-2007, 10:54 PM
oh my.


:(
Yetra Flam
10-28-2007, 10:54 PM
was it janet?
TurdBerglar
10-28-2007, 10:55 PM
IT WAS SOME DOG FACE WHORE

or maybe she was a horse face...


BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER
Yetra Flam
10-28-2007, 10:56 PM
janet made me cry
TurdBerglar
10-28-2007, 10:57 PM
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
insertnamehere
10-28-2007, 10:58 PM
on the upside, you just got a check for $1,217 from you school, SURPRISE!
TurdBerglar
10-28-2007, 11:01 PM
but it's tainted...
insertnamehere
10-28-2007, 11:03 PM
you're right. theres no way you could get any pleasure out of that money. do you have a western union nearby?
TurdBerglar
10-28-2007, 11:06 PM
you want my tainted money? HUH???

i'll give you something else that's been fucking tainted. i'll fucking rub my chode all over some random fucking shit and send THAT to you. there's loads of things i could taint JUST FOR YOU.
insertnamehere
10-28-2007, 11:07 PM
will you videotape it for me too?
TurdBerglar
10-28-2007, 11:08 PM
jesus christ
KingSpanner
10-28-2007, 11:11 PM
^x3 lol
mikizee
10-29-2007, 02:08 AM
will you videotape it for me too?

I have a pre prepared tape I can send you today