let's suppose...

[insertnamehere]

that you sleep with someone, as in share a bed with them, as sometimes happens when theres much drinking and people need to crash places that arent their own homes.

let's suppose you wake up in the morning, and they're on their side facing away from you

and let's suppose they're doing something that's making the mattress lurch in a rhythmic manner

ummm... :confused:

maybe they're a twitchy sleeper?

[TurdBerglar]

hot

[TAL]

Do a reach around.

[TonsOfFun]

pass them a tissue

[Freebasser]

Ask them to leave and then call the police.

No, no, wait... Fuck them.

[insertnamehere]

i opted for pretend nothing is happening/go back to sleep

i mean, it could have NOT been what it seemed like it could have been, right?

[Bob]

...what's everybody looking at me for, i wouldn't know anything about this

[Lyman Zerga]

i opted for pretend nothing is happening/go back to sleep

i mean, it could have NOT been what it seemed like it could have been, right?

damn, reminds me how much i miss watching big brother

[TonsOfFun]

he could of been having a seizure and you did fudge all to help him.

[insertnamehere]

you're not really supposed to do anything to someone having a seizure anyway.

i did what is right.

[ms.peachy]

I would have sat up and said "DUDE, ARE YOU HAVING A WANK OR WHAT?"

[Drederick Tatum]

having a wank with a female friend lying about a foot away?! he's obviously desperate, you should've helped him out.

[insertnamehere]

i don't think he wanted any.

also, i dont think he reached any resolution.

but really, i didn't want to interrupt him, if that is indeed what he was doing.

[TurdBerglar]

smell his hand

[Yetra Flam]

heaps of guys grab their dicks in their sleep. no biggie.

[insertnamehere]

does this normally grabbing result in bed rocking, generally?

[Yetra Flam]

sometimes they caress it a bit in their sleep too.

[TurdBerglar]

they're not really sleeping...

[Loppfessor]

that you sleep with someone, as in share a bed with them, as sometimes happens when theres much drinking and people need to crash places that arent their own homes.

let's suppose you wake up in the morning, and they're on their side facing away from you

and let's suppose they're doing something that's making the mattress lurch in a rhythmic manner

ummm... :confused:

maybe they're a twitchy sleeper?

Let's suppose....you finish the damn story so I can finish!!

[insertnamehere]

there was no end to the story. kinda dissatisfying eh? i just laid there and drifted into a half sleep state until my alarm went off and i had to go to work.

[cosmo105]

my manfriend does this thing where he twitches his foot, causing his whole leg to shake pretty noticeably, right before he really falls asleep. he wasn't aware he did it before i told him about it, and it's only for a few seconds but it's enough to shake the whole bed. i always wonder if he's having a "running away" or "chasing" dream

[Yetra Flam]

awww like a doggy dreaming!

[cosmo105]

exactly. he doesn't do the whole "turn around in a circle three times before lying down" thing, though. it'd be so cute if he did :o

[insertnamehere]

i figured that was the other logical explanation. i guess the world will never know. im sure as hell never gonna ask.

[jabumbo]

my arms and legs twitch a lot when i am falling asleep, but i don't think its enough to really shake the bed to a noticeable effect

[abcdefz]

that you sleep with someone, as in share a bed with them, as sometimes happens when theres much drinking and people need to crash places that arent their own homes.

let's suppose you wake up in the morning, and they're on their side facing away from you

and let's suppose they're doing something that's making the mattress lurch in a rhythmic manner

ummm... :confused:

maybe they're a twitchy sleeper?



Maybe consider the person's character. Is it the sort of person who would masturbate in someone else's bed?

[tracky]

i would but not really to cum i might just give it a few tugs in my half-sleep. you know he might have been asleep. i dunno. i think i've masturbated in my sleep before

and ms.peachy my reply would be "what does it look like?"

[insertnamehere]

Maybe consider the person's character. Is it the sort of person who would masturbate in someone else's bed?

well, it was his bed, not mine

[abcdefz]

It was his place?

Unless the guy's kind of a pervert, he probably wasn't masturbating. If it was his house, he could've gone off to the bathroom
or another room somewhere.