The Confession Thread

[Lex Diamonds]

OK people, confess your deepest darkest secrets.

I'll go first: me and Planetary are the same person. What can I say, I was bored.

Your turn.

[icy manipulator]

i went to guatemala tp get a sex change when i was 16

[Planetary]

Me and padster are the same person :o

[abcdefz]

One day you're going to have to face
A deep dark truthful mirror
And it's going to tell you things that I still love
you too much to say
The sky was just a purple bruise, the ground
was iron
And you fell all around the town until you
looked the same

The same eyes, the same lips, the same lie from
your tongue trips
Deep dark, deep dark truthful mirror
Deep dark, deep dark truthful mirror

[Planetary]

saronga :o

[Lyman Zerga]

guess that secret hit the board where it really hurts

[TonsOfFun]

I ate the last cookie :(

[Yeti]

I like big butts I cannot lie.

[RobMoney$]

I used to post as RobMoney.

[Lyman Zerga]

hope i dont disturb his privacy but

TRACKY HAD SEX LAST NIGHT..WITH A GIRL!!!!!


fo reel YO




bob is next

[ms.peachy]

I like big butts I cannot lie.

This made me LOL.

[Loppfessor]

How come everyone else gets to keep their alias cept me...

[Lex Diamonds]

Cuz my alias is boring and has no personality. (y)

[camo]

I post on the bbmb

[Planetary]

Cuz my alias is boring and has no personality. (y)

LMBO

[Loppfessor]

LMBO???:confused:

[Lex Diamonds]

Balls.

[yeahwho]

You've got "no balls" confess it!

[Planetary]

yes, "i do".

[Lex Diamonds]

So where's the confessions at? This place is full of shady characters, and isn't like 1 in 5 people gay? Why has no one ever come out on here?

[icy manipulator]

i come from a land down under

[paul jones]

I stepped on a ladybird last night.

I was trying to catch it and free it but it kept doing it's Transformers style shell-wing flapping thing so I got impatient and killed it

[ToucanSpam]

My confession is that I don't really miss this place. I've enjoyed my hiatus.

[Yetra Flam]

I'm a sweetheart :o

[TurdBerglar]

my feet are cold

[TurdBerglar]

sometimes i wear socks just because i haven't vacumed in so long and i don't like feeling the grit on my feet

[icy manipulator]

i'm starting to develop OCD

[AceFace]

i've never been much of a drug user, but when i go to my DJ lessons and everyone is smoking up... i fight the temptation to join them. i'm afraid one day i'm gonna give in.

i SWEAR i had a contact high last night. it made me sleepy.

[TurdBerglar]

my feet are cold

somebody sit on my feet to warm them up please

[TurdBerglar]

i closed the the very tip of my dick in the shower door :(

[cosmo105]

i was going to offer up my kitty's services as a footwarmer but now i'm not so sure :(

[TurdBerglar]

is it dead and cold?

[TurdBerglar]

i don't know or care who dog the bounty hunter is

[Loppfessor]

is it dead and cold?

One could ask the same question bout the tip of your dick...

[Randetica]

im still having the cuddle bed of my bunny, she also used it as a toilet and i cant stop sniffing it

even her pee smelled so damn cute, i cant help it!



like you didnt already have enough reasons to make fun of me (y)

[hpdrifter]

I'm annoyed by my boyfriend's weed smoking.

He's also smoking cigs a lot more than he used to.

He also bought a wii recently and I fucking hate video games.

(except guitar hero, at least when I get a chance to play it.)

I'm a little scared about the future of our relationship.

[hpdrifter]

He's such a wii hog. He won't get the fuck off.

I think he feels like he can really play guitar. I am going to plug in my electric and turn it up hella loud and bust out some AC DC to show him he's just a lame video game nerd.

:mad:

[paul jones]

He's such a wii hog. He won't get the fuck off.

I think he feels like he can really play guitar. I am going to plug in my electric and turn it up hella loud and bust out some AC DC to show him he's just a lame video game nerd.

:mad:

phone up the circus and tell them to send an elephant to crash through the door then step on the Wii.

He'll be so shocked that he'll gladly have sex with you for a bit until he buys another Wii

[Randetica]

nothings a bigger torture than having to watch someone play RPGs

[beastieboysbaby]

im a man in a womans body.

[cubsfirstplace]

i stopped liking the cubs a couple years go

[b i o n i c]

i went to te mcdonalds drive through last night and had 4 dollar nuggets, a medium fries, 2 apple pies, coffee and an ice cream.


and i LOVED ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

[b i o n i c]

also, im gonna hump like a wabbit all weekend

[kaiser soze]

I'm lazy and wish I made more art

I'm sick of school

I wish I lived someplace else

[rirv]

There are no real confessions in here. Although I don't think I particularly want to post my most shameful secret either.

[DandyFop]

I did my high school crush and in the back of my head I wonder if we'll end up together.

[b i o n i c]

magic 8 ball says, 'better not tell you now'

[BangkokB]

I get bored of people at an alarming rate but I hate being alone

I'm a danger to anyone and everyone when I'm left to my own devices

I have poor impulse control and don't know what to do about it

I can't find anyone in Riket City but that water wanting bum

[camo]

I get bored of people at an alarming rate but I hate being alone

Me too, I always wonder why??

[BangkokB]

I don't know. It would take years of therapy to crack that code

[Lex Diamonds]

Maybe try stop being retards?

[mikizee]

Words of wisdom right there

[Dorothy Wood]

im still having the cuddle bed of my bunny, she also used it as a toilet and i cant stop sniffing it

even her pee smelled so damn cute, i cant help it!



like you didnt already have enough reasons to make fun of me (y)



uhh.....


whoa, deja vu. I felt like I already saw that and typed it before. yow, anyway. gross!

[funk63]

I skull fucked a puppy.

[ericlee]

once during mid wank, paddy decided to name every knuckle of his, knuckles.

Hence the reason paddy can't seem to rub off these masterpiece photochops, created by his knuckles..

[ericlee]

^^I just made the stupidest post of 09 there

[ericlee]

^^^^yep sure did

[mikizee]

^^^^^^yep I think so too

[funk63]

^^^^^^^^I just like carots

[Lex Diamonds]

I agree with the general consensus that ericlee is a moronic tit. (y)

[gbsuey]

About a week after i came here i realized i was actually at the wrong forum-i fucking tried to type in Backstreet Boys. But it's nice here so fuck those idiots.

I swear too much

I'm hooked on buying dresses

[Lyman Zerga]

uhh.....


whoa, deja vu. I felt like I already saw that and typed it before. yow, anyway. gross!

no, but your chicago scarf is!


i gave the bunny bed to my cats by now anyway cause it lost its smell :(