Men are idiots, and women are crazy

[DandyFop]

This is my general theory on people/life, and to be honest it's proven true many more times than not. I'm not saying each side can't be vice versa, and many people are intelligent in some ways and dumb in others, as well as crazy in some ways and not in others, but yeah, in general, it works.

[Miho]

That is true for the most case. Women are paranoid about everything, and men are fucking imbeciles. These are, of course, generalizations, but they are traits you can see in every day life, a lot. This is why I work on going against the stereotype as a man, and try to be the best person I can be to anyone that comes into contact with me.

[paul jones]

I'm waiting for Turd's post

[DandyFop]

It's true. I am a pretty well-balanced person, probably the best out of most of my friends.

But when it comes to dudes I can be fucking batshit nuts.

Ughhh.

[TurdBerglar]

im not an idiot. i just don't give a shit.

[TurdBerglar]

you know how to stop being crazy, dandy? stop giving a shit. chill the fuck out.

[Caribou]

I see hundreds of people every day at work, and I have come to the conclusion that about 95% of all people are complete and utter cretinous shitebags.
This is a distressing view on the world, because I don't believe that I am very smart, yet refuse to believe I'm part of the 95%
It gives me a goal in life though. My goal is to try and be part of the 5% of reasonably intelligent and untwatty people. I also have to learn how to do this without seeming like an utter snob.

[DandyFop]

Yeah. Not gonna happen.

And as I'm already pretty fucking laid back, if I was anymore I might as well be a walking doormat.

[TurdBerglar]

I see hundreds of people every day at work, and I have come to the conclusion that about 95% of all people are complete and utter cretinous shitebags.
This is a distressing view on the world, because I don't believe that I'm very smart, yet refuse to believe I'm part of the 95%
It gives me a goal in life though. My goal is to try and be part of the 5% of reasonably intelligent and untwatty people. I also have to learn how to do this without seeming like an utter snob.

just nod your head and smile

[Miho]

I see hundreds of people every day at work, and I have come to the conclusion that about 95% of all people are complete retards.
This is a distressing view on the world, because I don't believe that I'm very smart, yet refuse to believe I'm part of the 95%
It gives me a goal in life though. My goal is to try and be part of the 5% of reasonably intelligent and untwatty people. I also have to learn how to do this without seeming like an utter snob.

Well, to not seem like a snob, like Turd was saying, just be laid back and generous to others. Basically, genuine you, with good intentions.

[TurdBerglar]

Yeah. Not gonna happen.

And as I'm already pretty fucking laid back, if I was anymore I might as well be a walking doormat.

do you fabricate stressful shit that isn't really there at all?

[DandyFop]

It scares me that a lot of crazies don't know they're crazy.

There was this girl I was working with yesterday (I was being an extra in some movie) and she was seriously convinced that she was going to be some famous actress/model. There's no way in fucking hell - she was heavier which is forgivable but she was also stuffed into some gross tank top and hanging out all over the place and wearing this whorish makeup and just barf. She talked about if like she'd modeled before and all this shit and just how being beautiful is and I was like "uhhh huh...."

She was standing near the front of the stage for the shoot (we were in the audience of a concert) and they made her move so she wasn't on camera so much lolz.

There's other stuff but damn that bitch was crazy - the worst part was when she said she was glad she ended up talking to me because most of the people she meets on this things are nuts. She had no idea :( But I guess most people who are nuts don't know.

[DandyFop]

do you fabricate stressful shit that isn't really there at all?

Oh totally. But half the time it's justified, which fuels the other half nahmean?

[Miho]

Hmm, you make a good point. I guess people should start being aware of their own insecurities and work on correcting them.

[TurdBerglar]

Oh totally. But half the time it's justified, which fuels the other half nahmean?

viscious cycle


you think too much. stop it. you fucking females think way too much and it's never good shit. why can't it be good shit? i would love to meet an optimistic female.

[Caribou]

Well, to not seem like a snob, like Turd was saying, just be laid back and generous to others. Basically, genuine you, with good intentions.

This is what I usually do, sometimes because I have to (you can't be rude to customers blahblah) but mostly because I want to help people out.
I just can't stand it when these twatty people seem to think they're better than me, that I'm an idiot, just because I have a shitty job. Some won't even bother to look at me and just give me their orders with a snobbish air around them.
Those people make me want to scream. Who the **** do they think they are, and what have they done that makes them so much more important than me. Sod off! :mad:

[Miho]

Oh yeah, those types. You can be rude to them. I am. Because if I don't get respect, then they don't get any either. That's how I see it.

[DandyFop]

viscious cycle


you think too much. stop it. you fucking females think way too much and it's never good shit. why can't it be good shit? i would love to meet an optimistic female.

I know dude!! It sucks!! I can't help it either. Every single time I tell myself I am over thinking things. But it still goes round and round in my head.

Guys underthink things, so we take whatever action they did because they weren't thinking and we overthinkg it and turn it into this huge stupid thing. We all suck!

[TurdBerglar]

it's funny how us guys do something that can be sooooo insensitive and don't even see how it can be than you females go apeshit then we go apeshit because you're going apeshit and then there's fucking apeshit all over the house.

[Miho]

Guys over-think things as well. They just don't speak out on it as much.

[Caribou]

Oh yeah, those types. You can be rude to them. I am. Because if I don't get respect, then they don't get any either. That's how I see it.

I can't be rude to them because one of my bosses will tell me i'm 'going too far'. I got in trouble for telling someone it wouldn't hurt him to be polite once in a while and because I 'said goodbye in a sarcastic way'. sheesh.

Yeah, my bosses are part of the 95%

[TurdBerglar]

Guys over-think things as well. They just don't speak out on it as much.

i just think we go and shut ourselves in somewhere and wait for whatever crazy thoughts we're having blow over.

[Miho]

and then there's fucking apeshit all over the house

Haha.

[Miho]

I can't be rude to them because one of my bosses will tell me i'm 'going too far'. I got in trouble for telling someone it wouldn't hurt him to be polite once in a while and because I 'said goodbye in a sarcastic way'. sheesh.

Yeah, my bosses are part of the 95%

That bites. I work with co-workers that feel my frustration, including my managers, so I have a lot of room to vent my anger on customers. That makes work fun.

[Lyman Zerga]

youre a crazy idiot (tranny) if you think that generalizing isnt the best invention ever made (y)

all in all i agree with the thread title

[abcdefz]

This is my general theory on people/life, and to be honest it's proven true many more times than not. I'm not saying each side can't be vice versa, and many people are intelligent in some ways and dumb in others, as well as crazy in some ways and not in others, but yeah, in general, it works.




"Well, I think that's just a super philosophy, Will. That way you can go through life without ever really knowing anybody."