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TurdBerglar
11-01-2007, 12:08 PM
the kid that sits next to me in one of my classes is this real skinny, lanky, wirery spaz. he mutters shit constantly. i don't know if he's trying to answer questions and just doesn't speak up enough or if he's truely talking to himself. he does this thing, i think it's a game to him, where he uses his knee to pick of his sections of the table and try to balance it on his knee with out the keyboard and monitor sliding about. i always look at him like....WILL YOU FUCKING QUIT IT!!! he just looks at me back like....WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!. today i accidentally flung a pencil at him. i was twirling it between my fingers and i lost grip and it shot at him and hit him in the arm. i just looked at him and jokingly laughed and some other people behind us laughed too. he gave me the most disturbing look i have ever gotten from someone. i think he's gonna kill me. i think he just put me on his shit list.
paul jones
11-01-2007, 12:24 PM
Can I have your Britney posters?
Praying Mantis
11-01-2007, 01:03 PM
be like Billy madison and ask him for coffee sometime. he will then cross you off his list
Laserface
11-01-2007, 01:27 PM
fuckin sucks man. why do people have to be so aggresively anti-social to the point it's unpleasent like that? fuck i'd move out and change schools if i were you
TurdBerglar
11-01-2007, 02:17 PM
i don't think he's trying to be like that. i think that's just who he is naturally.
b i o n i c
11-01-2007, 02:45 PM
you should like him for not trying too hard(y)
TurdBerglar
11-01-2007, 02:56 PM
too bad he creeps me out too much
TurdBerglar
11-01-2007, 03:14 PM
don't forget that he probably thinks that everyone laughed at him
Auton
11-01-2007, 03:23 PM
engage him in a battle of the mind. whoever loses must leave the school and never come back.
TurdBerglar
11-01-2007, 03:34 PM
he's being a disruptive pest. he should be the one to leave. yeah, i flung a pencil at thim but it was accidental. is muttering shit and flopping the table around accidental?

another thing he does is when he finally does speak up loud enough he's usually wrong and told he's wrong by the professor but he keeps at it. the way he keeps at is odd. he does it as if he was never told he was wrong. the teacher just looks at him....i just told you that is wrong. he just seems to completely disregard her and keeps at it.
paul jones
11-01-2007, 04:41 PM
he's being a disruptive pest. he should be the one to leave. yeah, i flung a pencil at thim but it was accidental. is muttering shit and flopping the table around accidental?

another thing he does is when he finally does speak up loud enough he's usually wrong and told he's wrong by the professor but he keeps at it. the way he keeps at is odd. he does it as if he was never told he was wrong. the teacher just looks at him....i just told you that is wrong. he just seems to completely disregard her and keeps at it.

throw some big sharpie markers at him next time(y)
TurdBerglar
11-01-2007, 05:30 PM
should i take the caps off for an extra affect?
paul jones
11-01-2007, 05:43 PM
should i take the caps off for an extra affect?

of course
Lyman Zerga
11-01-2007, 05:59 PM
another thing he does is when he finally does speak up loud enough he's usually wrong and told he's wrong by the professor but he keeps at it. the way he keeps at is odd. he does it as if he was never told he was wrong. the teacher just looks at him....i just told you that is wrong. he just seems to completely disregard her and keeps at it.


is he a she and lives in frenchieland?
TurdBerglar
11-01-2007, 10:15 PM
what you got against the french :mad:
Yetra Flam
11-01-2007, 10:17 PM
he's probably not even that much a weirdo. you just think everyone is a weirdo.
TurdBerglar
11-01-2007, 10:21 PM
you don't think constantly muttering shit to yourself and relentlessly playing the table slider game is weird?
Yetra Flam
11-01-2007, 10:23 PM
you're over exaggerating
TurdBerglar
11-01-2007, 10:25 PM
no i am not

this guy doesn't shutup all class long. and every ten minutes or so his table come crashing down into mine.
taquitos
11-02-2007, 08:16 AM
he's probably been transformed into a social imbecile by years of peer torment and disrespect.
Lyman Zerga
11-02-2007, 09:53 AM
what you got against the french :mad:

youre in love with fucktop, i fucking knew it
jabumbo
11-05-2007, 10:33 AM
i had a kid like that in my physics class. he was this 14 or 15 year old supposed genius kid and he would tear papers up into little pieces and lay them in order on his desk and then he would twitch or something and the papers would fly all over and he would flip out.

and he always asked these questions that the teacher would answer and he wouldnt believer her so she would go and do some perfectly explained proof as to why he was wrong and he would put his head down and pretty much cry for 20 minutes