just eww

[Lyman Zerga]

my mum just told me that she is into anal sex :(

[Waus]

How did that come up in conversation!?

[Rock]

and is she hot?

[Freebasser]

It's true, she really is (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

How did that come up in conversation!?

she is in love with that spike dude (buffy) and watched one of his interviews on youtube last night
one crazy fan asked him something about anal sex, so she told me
then i said something like im not too crazy about anal sex (yet) cause it feels like i have no nerves there or something retarded like that lol and she was like "well it depends on my mood, sometimes im totally up for it"

nice to know MUM
and last night she told me shes doesnt mind it when a guy has a huge one

for some reason she feels the need to tell me about her desires, experiences etc. lately, she was not really like that before


and YES! MY MUM is SO HOT that i want to MILF the shit out of her! well no, not really..and no way!


atleast i know now that both of my parents like it in the ass :((y)

[-T-]

Thats not that bad, there are other things she may be into that might really disturb you. Ask her about it.(y)

[ms.peachy]

Just think how fun it will be when you lay down tonight to go to sleep, all you're going to be able to do is visualise yer dad ramming it up yer mom's pooper. In every concievable position. Oh, and imagine all the noises too, to really complete the scene. Squishy lube noises, and mom telling dad to come on you bastard, gimme that big fat dick in my ass, you fucker. Yeah, that'll be awesome!(y)

[ericlee]

Does this mean that your moms and pops share a double dildo? It would kinda suck to walk in on them.

[ericlee]

it would be the ultimate thing to do to keep jehovas witnesses from constantly stopping by. Just have your mom and dad answer the door "connected" to each other like dogs do when they get stuck.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Just think how fun it will be when you lay down tonight to go to sleep, all you're going to be able to do is visualise yer dad ramming it up yer mom's pooper. In every concievable position. Oh, and imagine all the noises too, to really complete the scene. Squishy lube noises, and mom telling dad to come on you bastard, gimme that big fat dick in my ass, you fucker. Yeah, that'll be awesome!(y)

Hahahahaaaaa ahhhh!! :D

The only thing my mum has ever said about sex to me is that nowadays she "prefers a nice cup of tea".

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Hmmmmmm...do you think that could be code for something?

I never thought of that :/

*shudders*

[trailerprincess]

Funniest thread in a LONG time (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

atleast i know that she had no sex in 21 years and that her bumhole is dried out by now

[Lyman Zerga]

Funniest thread in a LONG time (y)

funny for you!

i bet your dad facial abused your mum all the time :mad: (just dont say they are dead)

[Lyman Zerga]

Keep telling yourself this, maybe one day you'll believe it.(y)

well i know for SURE that she had no sex for that long (after my brother was born) but maybe she keeps playing with her AND STOP.

[insertnamehere]

how the hell has she not had sex in 21 years?


i think you're in denial, dear.

[trailerprincess]

funny for you!

i bet your dad facial abused your mum all the time :mad: (just dont say they are dead)

With a Spanish Catholic mother, I was convinced for many many years that they'd only had sex the 3 times necessary to conceive me and my siblings

Then I overheard a conversation between my mum and a friend of hers saying she 'had a good sex life'

It scared and scarred me from then on. And now your post. Now that's what I am going to be thinking of for TIME ETERNAL...............


EEEWWWWW

[Lyman Zerga]

how the hell has she not had sex in 21 years?


i think you're in denial, dear.

umm nope, dear


she just doesnt slut around and preferd/s to take care of her kids, instead
there was/is no room for a guy or even just one night stands

she had one night stands in her youth and regrets them still

dont know if youre are joking but only cause you dont know people like that doesnt mean that they dont exist plus she has no reason to lie about this

[cookiepuss]

at least i know now that both of my parents like it in the ass :((y)

I missed the thread where your father confessed to liking it in the ass.:confused: Is he gay? or just kinky?

I'm not even sure I know why I'm asking....

[Lyman Zerga]

Basic laws of biology state that if your dad likes it in the brown eye, and your mom likes it in the brown eye, then you will most likely like it in the brown eye too.

Or something like that.

well probably or plus + plus = minus

so far i had no desire to explore "it" nor got horny there lol but we will see what the mighty future brings


last night my mum told me the youtube story for the first time and i said EWWW GAY SEX and she was like well you can do that on women too, that was kinda a wink wink message already but thank god i got the definite proof today!

lol i kinda said to my mum that she likes teh gay sex!

[Lyman Zerga]

I missed the thread where your father confessed to liking it in the ass.:confused: Is he gay? or just kinky?

I'm not even sure I know why I'm asking....

but it's pretty much all im talking about (see the 'are you gay' thread)


he is a cop and gay and likes to fuck guys that are waaay younger than me

[Dorothy Wood]

yuck, I'd puke. I nearly puked when my mom was talking to me about sex when I was a teenager, and how I need to be in love and yadda yadda, and then she said, "sex can be fun sometimes" or something to that effect, and smirked. *shudder* sick, I'm still traumatized.

[cookiepuss]

but it's pretty much all im talking about (see the 'are you gay' thread)


he is a cop and gay and likes to fuck guys that are waaay younger than me

ah yeah..i haven't paid attention to that thread. Gayness is so common where I'm from that I really have no interest in talking about gay cause there's nothing left to discuss about it. Gay is no big deal.

my mom likes to talk about her sex life. As does my Grandmother. I'm kinda over being shocked by it. now it's amusing.

[Lyman Zerga]

i wanted to say something too private to own her back (LOL OWN HER BACK :() but the "grossest" thing i could come up with was telling her that i want to have sex with a girl which wasnt that much of an own since i told her about 5 times before that im bi but it was a try

dont you hate that thrilling feeling when you TALK (yawn) about sex but afterwards you feel kinda ashamed? i bet thats how she feels right now

owned! but i guess im still more OWNED

[ms.peachy]

she just doesnt slut around and preferd/s to take care of her kids, instead


Riiiiight. Because once we become mothers, we stop being women. Good mothers don't need sex; we get all of our fulfillment from our children. Sex is for dirty, dirty whores.

[Lyman Zerga]

Riiiiight. Because once we become mothers, we stop being women. Good mothers don't need sex; we get all of our fulfillment from our children. Sex is for dirty, dirty whores.

cry it out, mother

she has 3 kids and one of them is disabled (not me) and needs full time attention/caring
and was still married with my dad but he preferred having sex with guys and she was never that sex crazy anyway

i know that many mothers are sluts, no worries about that

[ms.peachy]

Oh I see, so it's not exactly that she preferred to take care of her kids really then is it - more like she was a 'good soldier'.

[Lyman Zerga]

Oh I see, so it's not exactly that she preferred to take care of her kids really then is it - more like she was a 'good soldier'.

well we are her # 1 that or sweaty bum sex

[RobMoney$]

Is there really a difference between sticking your dick in a female asshole or a male asshole?

It's disgusting either way.

[Lyman Zerga]

Is there really a difference between sticking your dick in a female asshole or a male asshole?

It's disgusting either way.

FAG!


i mean EVERYTHING BUT A FAG!

[Dorothy Wood]

my grandma never dated anyone or "shared a man's company" after my grandpa passed in 1980. so that's not even a smooch for 27 years. well, I think some old guy in the nursing home tried to make out with her a couple of years ago.

also, my friend's mom hasn't dated since she divorced...I think 20 years ago, she was more focused on going to school and raising her kids.

it happens.

[Loppfessor]

I'm officially volunteering to service your mom...

[-T-]

I guess I call the granny then. I do enjoy grilled cheese so maybe it will work.

[beastieangel01]

my Mom tends to start going in to detail about sex related things and then I yell "MOM!" then plug my ears and sing a completely non-coherent song about "lalala leeleelee blahblahblah" at the top of my lungs until she stops.

[ffcp]

Sex is not the enemy ;)

[Lyman Zerga]

I'm officially volunteering to service your mom...

not every mum is a milf but every milf is a mum

[hitmonlee]

she is in love with that spike dude (buffy) and watched one of his interviews on youtube last night
one crazy fan asked him something about anal sex, so she told me


WAIT JUST A MINUTE! (!)

you forgot the most important part of the story
what did spike have to say about analsex?

:o

[TurdBerglar]

i think i would have to punch my mom in the face if she told me something like that. it would just be a reflex reaction.

sorry mom

[Schmeltz]

I was raised in a fundamentalist religious environment where sex wasn't really discussed. I've never talked about it with my dad or anything. None of my siblings remember any loud nights, or obvious sexual behaviour between our parents.

But my parents have a drawer. With... with things in it. And I can't pretend I don't know what they're for.

[ericlee]

my grandma never dated anyone or "shared a man's company" after my grandpa passed in 1980. so that's not even a smooch for 27 years. well, I think some old guy in the nursing home tried to make out with her a couple of years ago.

also, my friend's mom hasn't dated since she divorced...I think 20 years ago, she was more focused on going to school and raising her kids.

it happens.

mmmmm.....g-milf puckered starfish. I went to a nursin home to deliver a pizza once and some crazy old lady came up to me in her wheel chair, screaming like a native american and pinched my ass. It was one of the oddest moments of my life. I actually blushed about it.

[insertnamehere]

screaming like a native american

i like how PC this is

[Loppfessor]

not every mum is a milf but every milf is a mum

Not every mum or milf likes it in the brown eye

[Lyman Zerga]

WAIT JUST A MINUTE! (!)

you forgot the most important part of the story
what did spike have to say about analsex?

:o

leave me alone with that fag, my mum keeps telling me about him 22/7 (i cant the fuck wait to move the fuck out)

most annoying part is her saying it like he is part of our family.. i have the most weird family ever, seriously

guess for such a background im pretty normal

and p.s. he just answered something boring like 'omg youre so naughty'

Not every mum or milf likes it in the brown eye

i bet you cried for like a week after you found out but dont worry my pooper will always give you warm and intense hugs

[Yetra Flam]

i'm kinda glad that my mom didn't have me until she was in her 40s, because if she was 20 she would have been a boyfriend stealing milf. shit, she still flirts with younger guys. wtf mom.

[mikizee]

You're saying 'mom' now?? jesus!

[RobMoney$]

i'm kinda glad that my mom didn't have me until she was in her 40s, because if she was 20 she would have been a boyfriend stealing milf. shit, she still flirts with younger guys. wtf mom.

GILF?

[Loppfessor]

i bet you cried for like a week after you found out but dont worry my pooper will always give you warm and intense hugs

Run away with me!!

[hitmonlee]

You're saying 'mom' now?? jesus!

isn't her mum american? making her a mom? or is that her dad. i forget.