My "mustache" is gone...

[ScarySquirrel]

and I miss it already. I tend to grow facial hair extremely slowly so for me to accomplish anything like a mustache, beard, or sideburns really takes a while. My dad didn't grow facial hair very fast either.

But, I was waiting it out and starting to grow a mustache. I really don't know why, just something to try and switch up my look or something. I always thought the idea of a "sinister mustache" was pretty funny so that's what I was going for and I started to have one going pretty alright.

But I have a job interview today and decided that it probably wasn't the best idea to go in there with a not fully formed mustache looking like some kind of middle-school kid trying to impress his friends. So I shaved what I had off... and now I miss it.

In reality though, I guess I should be happy that I don't have the whole five o'clock shadow thing going on like some dudes. Heck, I don't even have to shave every single day... so I guess that's a good thing, right?

Eh, the grass is always greener on the other side.

[roosta]

I am now the proud owner of a fully functioning official beard. It took a while, but i stuck to the "don't touch it for 4 weeks" mantra, after which time you have the confidence to stick it out to full maturity.

I think a man should have a beard at least once in his life.

[Gareth]

why?
its movember

[Bob]

i shaved my beard for work, and i've been shaving regularly for the past 11 weeks. i seem to be growing stubble back at a much faster rate than before; it looks a little thicker, too. my last day of work is friday, i'm very curious to see how beard 2.0 is going to turn out

[TurdBerglar]

i have very greasy skin and it makes my facial hair smell like on old hat

[insertnamehere]

i have very greasy skin and it makes my facial hair smell like on old hat

sexy.

this actually makes me curious as to what your face smells like.

i like the smell my skin has. is that weird? really the only time i smell it is if i rub or scratch my back a lot and then my hand smells like my back i guess. i cant actually smell my back, cause, well, you know. if i smell of like, my arm, i dont smell a smell. i think generally im low oder. i dont really tend to sweat in general.

the point of this is that i want to sniff turd's face.

[cosmo105]

octobeard is long gone, man. give it up. unless you're continuing it on to novembeard and decembeard. but march mustache madness is a long way away.

p.s. nobody grows a beard like boomin', nobody.

[roosta]

p.s. nobody grows a beard like boomin', nobody.

pray tell why?

[ScarySquirrel]

No more free mustache rides?
They never were free to begin with. $5 per person and you have to be at least 5'2".

And female.

And 18.

[abcdefz]

I pretty much have to shave every day. Hell, if I'm going out at night and want to look nice, I have to shave.

Kind of a pain.

Side note: if you're young and your mustache doesn't come in nice and full, you look like even more of a kid sporting one. It looks like
you're aching to show the world that you're a man or something, consequently making you look even more boyish.

Sad but true.

[cosmo105]

pray tell why?

he can go from adorable clean-shaven boy to Mountain Matt in, like, seconds. it's amazing. i think i only have one other friend that grows beards faster and fuller than he does, and that guy's pretty much a beast. but matt's isn't super full and busy, it's just like a play-doh fun factory in so far as how fast it grows out.

example (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/105cosmo/stegerhomeless.jpg)