It's been 6 minutes since I called to order my take out for dinner

[DandyFop]

So I have about 10 until I should walk down the street and pick it up.

What should I do with those 10 minutes?

Do you suppose I could do something life-altering (not like killing myself which would be life-ending) in this period of time.

Or am I doomed to just sit here and stare blankly.

Oh and because I am sure you care, I ordered a falafel sandwich, fries, and pita bread. Go carbs!

[Dorothy Wood]

mmm, I had falafel on saturday. we sat right by the signed poster of Fall Out Boy that makes me laugh every time. "thanks for staying open late for us! best falafel in chicago!"

lol @ falloutboy.

[DandyFop]

Yeah it's pretty fucking good. I was looking at buying some to make myself but it involved cooking. Go figure.

There's nothing finer than being in your diner!

[Bob]

i've never had falafel. i've also never had shawarma. i've been meaning to try both, there's a place on campus that sells them, but i'm too afraid to order. i'm afraid they'll ask me a bunch of complicated questions about my order that i'm not prepared to answer.

but someday...

[DandyFop]

God dammit Bob you are a pussy.

I'm going to get my falafel now, and then I'll watch the Simpsons, and Seinfeld, in that order.

What are you guys doing tonight?

P.S. I don't believe anything life-altering occured :/

[beastiegirrl101]

mmm, I had falafel on saturday. we sat right by the signed poster of Fall Out Boy that makes me laugh every time. "thanks for staying open late for us! best falafel in chicago!"

lol @ falloutboy.

Sultans?

[ScarySquirrel]

I like it when Jerry asks if he can have the picture back. I wouldn't want to give that shit back either, that's priceless in its stupidity.

[Bob]

God dammit Bob you are a pussy.

I'm going to get my falafel now, and then I'll watch the Simpsons, and Seinfeld, in that order.

What are you guys doing tonight?

P.S. I don't believe anything life-altering occured :/

i am looking on craigslist for a new apartment because i sort of got kicked out of my current one

not kicked out exactly, it's just that this room is meant for someone better. i'm not unhappy, i knew it was coming and i kind of wanted an excuse to leave anyway, it wasn't really working out here

i'm leavin this burg

[Dorothy Wood]

Sultans?

ya

[Planetary]

why dont you do a poo?

[Auton]

i hope you spent your last ten minutes better than how i spent my last two.

[Bob]

was it a bad poo?

[DandyFop]

oggggg that was a lot of food and I didn't even finish it.

I hate it when I eat and I just feel fatter afterwards. Barfo

[insertnamehere]

i'd have recommended masturbation

[Loppfessor]

I'm going to get my falafel now, and then I'll watch the Simpsons, and Seinfeld, in that order.



I think you just might be my dream woman...