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11-13-2007, 09:14 PM
theres this guy at work i kinda have a crush on. i posted something about this the other day. i finally called him today, and didnt get an answer so i left a message.
soon after, i was talking to a girl i work with online. we talked about many things, got on the subject of diets, our insecurities and such with our bodies, and that kind of thing. she was highly complementary of my butt. at some point in the conversation she said she thought i'd look cute naked. at some point in the conversation she was saying how she's gained a lot of weight lately and used to feel really attractive but now is more reserved and uncomfortable with herself. i told her i'd hit it like the fist of an angry god. she mentioned to me a slight crush she used to have on my very good friend that works with us. i mentioned to her the slight crush i have on the other guy, who also happens to be something of a higher-up. she basically admitted that she, too was in love with him. i made a joke that she, myself, and this guy should have a threesome, as apparently he's voiced something of a liking for both of us.
cut to my conversation with my friend that works with us. i tell him what we'd been talking about, well i had been for awhile sort of. then i tell him that last bit cause i thought it would be funny. he said something that i wanted to tell to her that i dont remember now, so first i opened it up by telling her what i just told him, basically that she and i had decided we needed to have a threesome with said guy, and that we had theorized that he was awesome in bed. i send this summerization, like, i told him "summary" and he said "something or other"
nearly simultaneously-
her: IM SENDING THAT TO (guy i have a crush on) RIGHT NOW
guy friend: you know she's actually bisexual right?
i like my response to both of them was OH NOES!
well. this is interesting. hmph. i tried to tell her not to send that to the guy, and she said she could play it off as a joke and it would be good to get a rise out of him
if i ever see this man again i think that i might actually die of embarrassment. on a related note, he has not returned my call.
soon after, i was talking to a girl i work with online. we talked about many things, got on the subject of diets, our insecurities and such with our bodies, and that kind of thing. she was highly complementary of my butt. at some point in the conversation she said she thought i'd look cute naked. at some point in the conversation she was saying how she's gained a lot of weight lately and used to feel really attractive but now is more reserved and uncomfortable with herself. i told her i'd hit it like the fist of an angry god. she mentioned to me a slight crush she used to have on my very good friend that works with us. i mentioned to her the slight crush i have on the other guy, who also happens to be something of a higher-up. she basically admitted that she, too was in love with him. i made a joke that she, myself, and this guy should have a threesome, as apparently he's voiced something of a liking for both of us.
cut to my conversation with my friend that works with us. i tell him what we'd been talking about, well i had been for awhile sort of. then i tell him that last bit cause i thought it would be funny. he said something that i wanted to tell to her that i dont remember now, so first i opened it up by telling her what i just told him, basically that she and i had decided we needed to have a threesome with said guy, and that we had theorized that he was awesome in bed. i send this summerization, like, i told him "summary" and he said "something or other"
nearly simultaneously-
her: IM SENDING THAT TO (guy i have a crush on) RIGHT NOW
guy friend: you know she's actually bisexual right?
i like my response to both of them was OH NOES!
well. this is interesting. hmph. i tried to tell her not to send that to the guy, and she said she could play it off as a joke and it would be good to get a rise out of him
if i ever see this man again i think that i might actually die of embarrassment. on a related note, he has not returned my call.