mcdonald's

[TurdBerglar]

i had mcdonald's today for the first time in probably 2 years. i was at the bus station and starving. it was my only choice. well anyways, about 4 hours later i get all light headed and woozy like i do when i haven't eaten all day even though i gorged myself on a double quarter pounder, large fries and a large sprite. either i've lost all my tolerance for all the chemicals and shit they pump into the food or that there's so little actual nutrients in the shit that my body was still starving even though my belly was full. i probably would have been better off eating Styrofoam packaging peanuts.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah

i think im gonna barf

[Laserface]

i know it's bound to give me cardiac arrest but i love the egg mcmuffin. and the other sandwhiches are good to, given you eat them with fries.

my dad used to be a big fan of mcdonalds but when he ate it recently, he got pretty sick and wanted to puke. maybe it has something to do with having an older metabolism or some shit i dunno

[beastieangel01]

yeah

i think im gonna barf

I saw that coming,
and I'm still sorry. I know that pain. It's no fun.

[TurdBerglar]

i barfed

some of it came out my nose :(

[Yetra Flam]

hahaaaaaaaa nose puke

[TimDoolan]

Why do terrorist always destroy mcdonalds overseas, trashing Ronald Mcdonald statues in the playland while staring defiantly at the cameras. Do they think we care? Are we supposed to go
"No! Not the plastic pedophile from the place that serves me food that I shit five minutes after I eat it, nooooooo"

[camo]

this thread is having the same effect on me that 'supersize me' did.

I wanna big mac

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Is it true that Mcdonalds milkshakes are made from potatoes?

Whatever. I still want a chocolate one now.

[-T-]

this thread is having the same effect on me that 'supersize me' did.

I wanna big mac


Like that crazy guy that eats multiple big macs every day?

[camo]

Like that crazy guy that eats multiple big macs every day?

oh no, just the one will suffice.

I'll be shitting for days otherwise.

[abcdefz]

I can only eat breakfast at Mickey D's. Even that's not a good idea, but it's not nauseating.

[abcdefz]

Actually, making documentaries is what makes you gain weight, lose your sex drive, and have your blood pressure shoot up.
Michael Moore could've told him that.

[-T-]

"Supersize Me" made me stop eating at McDonald's.

Now I eat at Burger King.

haha, you know thats so true for many people.

[jabumbo]

i think the only time i eat fast food is when i forget my lunch and my boss takes me there with him. i don;t know how the guy does it all the time! he goes to different places, but for the most part he ends up at mcdonalds or wendys, the occasional stop goes to arbys or subway.

he always asks me if i want to go to lunch with him and some of the other coworkers, and i always have to check and see where he is going first. but the reason he does it is because he doesnt like to spend more than 5 or 6 bucks on a lunch. bah! i spend 6 or 7 bucks at mcdonalds the way i eat, so who cares?

[MC Moot]

I seem to regress and eat it a couple of times a year....and I too feel very ill within an hour....I think it has something to do with the 23 teaspoons of white sugar that help constitute a Big Mac bun....also,I'm usually hung over....actually everytime I eat there it's because I'm desperate for something immediatley...even though right beside Micky D's is a damn fine Lebanese take away that does the best schwarma's....garbage in,garbage out....:rolleyes:

[Bob]

23 teaspoons of white sugar that help constitute a Big Mac bun

are you exaggerating, or is that for real? because i honestly don't doubt it somehow, even though that's really disgusting

[MC Moot]

are you exaggerating, or is that for real? because i honestly don't doubt it somehow, even though that's really disgusting

Yeah,I remember there was a website out of Great Britain (pre-supersize me) that criticized McDonalds for animal/ethical issues as well as health issues,that stat stuck in my mind forever...I think the couple that ran it were sued by the conglomerate and forced to cease and desist....remember the Bic Mac has that extra middle bun as well....:D

[insertnamehere]

i saw parts of supersize me, i didnt see the whole thing cause it was while i was at work at a movie theater

i watched part of it with a coworker. then we were walking towards the exit to the theater talking about how it made us want mcdonalds

upon exiting the theater, a third coworker walked up to us and said "hey im going to mcdonalds, y'all want anything?"

i think promptly gave him a dollar for a double cheese burger

OM NOM NOM NOM

[beastieboysbaby]

i use to always get the oreo mcflurrys. they were good. :D

but i haven't been to mcdonalds in so long. its crazy.

[Lyman Zerga]

mcdonalds food always stuffs me AND i only eat fries or a salad and have a milkshake

[TurdBerglar]

have you ever noticed that mcdonald's food it really easy to eat? i mean you don't even really need to chew all that much. it's kinda just mush held together by fat.

[beastieboysbaby]

have you ever noticed that mcdonald's food it really easy to eat? i mean you don't even really need to chew all that much. it's kinda just mush held together by fat.


EWY. that makes me wanta PUKE.

[Bob]

http://www.nifaron.com/blog/images/mcdonalds.jpg

[beastieboysbaby]

DUMB MCDONALDS.
makin' kids fat.

[abcdefz]

McDonald's doesn't kill people. People kill people.

[jabumbo]

i drove past a mcdonalds last night and saw them advertising for the "mcskillet burrito"

wtf?

[abcdefz]

That might be one of the stores that is getting some of the new stuff. They're starting to test market upscale food:

McDonald's to add upscale

coffee, sandwich, burrito items

McDonald's laid the foundation to perk up its beverage and breakfast offerings Tuesday with plans to add upscale coffee drinks, chicken
biscuit sandwiches and breakfast burritos to its U.S. restaurants in the coming weeks.

The addition of espresso coffee drinks, which are being tested in more than 800 stores, will begin next year and will give McDonald's
an important foothold into the lucrative $12 billion specialty beverage market.

The rollout is likely to last through 2009, officials announced Tuesday.

Following the success of its breakfast menu and drip coffee, observers have expected the world's largest fast-food company to dive into the fast-growing coffee business as a way to attract new customers to the chain.

McDonald's also plans to add sweet tea, frappes, smoothies and bottled beverages to stores.

From Mercury News staff and wire services

[The Notorious LOL]

Supersize Me was retarded. Fast food makes you fat...what a no-brainer retarded concept for a documentary.

McDonalds pretty much sucks sans the Big Mac.

[NoFenders]

"Supersize Me" made me stop eating at McDonald's.

Now I eat at Burger King.

We're losing all of our BKs around here. They've dropped like flies.

:cool:

[NoFenders]

i. but the reason he does it is because he doesnt like to spend more than 5 or 6 bucks on a lunch.

HA!! I'm the same way. I love knowing I can get lunch for $5. I hit Wendy's. Large chili w/cheese,a baked tater with butter, and a med Coke = $5.17

:cool:

[NoFenders]

When we go to Montreal for the GP we stop at this one MickeyD's that has Poutine,Lobster, and Pizza. I've tried each, and the Poutine is great! The lobster, not so much. They put it on a hot dog bun.

:cool:

[abcdefz]

When we go to Montreal for the GP we stop at this one MickeyD's that has Poutine,Lobster, and Pizza. I've tried each, and the Poutine is great! The lobster, not so much. They put it on a hot dog bun.

:cool:



I remember McDonald's having pizza in Vancouver.


I'm reminded of a joke.

A German guy is visiting New York and goes into a McDonald's.

He's in line, gets to the register, and orders a beer.

Guy in line behind him laughs and says, "McDonald's doesn't have beer!" and the German guy says, "You're here for the food!?"



Yeah, I know I've told it here before.

[MC Moot]

Remember back in da day when they had that burger that was split into 2 compartments,1 side for the hot 1 side for the cool...twice the styrofoam...but...those were actually pretty good...nice lettuce,tomato and onion...they have nothing of that quality anymore,all the sandwhiches are consistantly lousy....the produce is so wilted and warm....that's back when Wendy's still made a quality burger....that settles it....I'm out on a mission,a double burger mission so now I'll end this transmission....

[abcdefz]

The apple pies used to be good, too. The ones that were sort of burrito-shaped that were in the cardboard sleeve.

[Rock]

The apple pies used to be good, too. The ones that were sort of burrito-shaped that were in the cardboard sleeve.

they are still half way decent...

over the past year ive been eating fast food at least once a week when i busy at work. i put an end to that about 3 weeks ago. yesterday i had some burger king and it made me feel like vomiting. its kind of like when vegetarian go back to eating meat again.

[SugarInTheRaw]

MCDONALD'S IS THE ANTICHRIST.

[MC Moot]

MCDONALD'S IS THE ANTICHRIST.

And the 4 Horseman are WalMart,Home Depot,Blockbuster and Starbucks...

[abcdefz]

Now... leave Starbucks alone.

[MC Moot]

Now... leave Starbucks alone.

well...o.k....cause you're a patron and it's where you met that hot spanish dame and all....however I offer no quarter to the other entity's....:D

[TimDoolan]

Now... leave Starbucks alone.
I'm still trying to find that maple latte..shit is impossible to find here

[SugarInTheRaw]

I'm still trying to find that maple latte..shit is impossible to find here
Don't give up.

[Helvete]

Yo yo, you don't EVER want to do to McDonald's in Germany. You'd think McDonald's is just McD's anywhere you go. IT ISN'T!


DON'T DO IT KIDS!