doublebmb's biggest gainer!

[ericlee]

Ah fuck the loser shit man. It's gettin damn cold outside and I ain't even tryin to impress anyone with a damn girlish figure. I need to grow some woolie for my mammoth.

It's all bout hibernation mode, all bout buff and keepin' warm yo. I'm too lazy this time of year to do any physical shit (besides keepin' warm between the sheets)

Forget bout watching what goes down the gullet for these cold months ahead of me. Today, I had a tradional native American dish which consists of nothin but grilled lamb fat, slathered down with an oil can of Foster's bitter. Well, actually the fosters isn't so native american tradition but, it helps build the winter coat.

I think I'm gonna eat me a homestyle NY half pound burger tomorrow. I'll still exercise a lil bit. I just plan to be built like a polar bear.

Yeah, who's with me? Let's bulk up, ya'll!

[Helvete]

Okay, I'll give it a shot, I'm just gonna eat as much as I can, whenever I can for the winter period. Even if I am not hungry. All that normally happens is I shit more, and no weight is gained, but hey, it might work.

[TimDoolan]

McRibs' back, I'm in

[insertnamehere]

reporting it

i just ordered a pizza cause its too fuckin cold to go outside at 1am to get dinner. and the cinnasticks were pretty obligatory, i mean, it was part of the meal deal!

[ericlee]

Okay, I'll give it a shot, I'm just gonna eat as much as I can, whenever I can for the winter period. Even if I am not hungry. All that normally happens is I shit more, and no weight is gained, but hey, it might work.

You've probably got fast metabolism and being in the military as well, haha. Yep, i hear ya. I always hate it when you go to the chow hall with some mac and cheese and mashed potatoes and the slop chefs are all like, "one starch only!!"

[insertnamehere]

the only foods i really like are carbohydrates

and cheese

[insertnamehere]

actually, a cheese on top of a carbohydrate i guess would really have to be my favorite

[beastieboysbaby]

i would become gorilla fat.

[insertnamehere]

yeah after i scarfed down my pizza and cinnasticks i just realized i tend to gain weight in the winter anyway so maybe i shouldnt entirely let myself go

it does feel nice to stuff yourself while you're wearing a big baggy hoodie though. maybe because you dont have to feel horribly guilty as your t-shirt pulls taut across your belly. my dad says i have a puppy belly cause whenever i eat much it swells up real big and if you scratch it i kick my leg.


that last part was a lie :(

[ericlee]

actually, a cheese on top of a carbohydrate i guess would really have to be my favorite

ohh, and i see these commercials for Sonic with the deep fried mac and cheese. Oh boy, I need to build a damn dam for my droolage when I see those commercials. I need to get me some of that but I haven't seen a Sonic since I've been here.

And thanks for reminding me, Mr. Doolan. Ive got a Mickey D's right down the street from me. I wonder if they make a double mc.rib. W/extra cheese and mayo. Oooooohhhhhkay!

[insertnamehere]

deep fried mac and cheese


WHAT.THE.FUCK.



i'm SOOOOOOO going to sonic when i go home for t-giving break. i dont know what this is, but with my deep seeded love of mac and cheese, im sure it will be delicious

[ericlee]

WHAT.THE.FUCK.



i'm SOOOOOOO going to sonic when i go home for t-giving break. i dont know what this is, but with my deep seeded love of mac and cheese, im sure it will be delicious

Yeah, WTF is exactly what I said when I saw the commercial. I think they're mac and cheese bites or some shit, kinda like chicken mcnuggets. All I could think of was dippin those in some green tobasco sauce. Ommm Nommm Nommm!

[insertnamehere]

i was going to post the most amazing OM NOM NOM NOM picture ever but i cant find the source and im too lazy to upload it to link, so you'll just have to take my word that its pretty much the best picture ever

[insertnamehere]

in leiu of the original photograph i wanted to post, which was more OM NOM NOM NOMish, with a panda bear eating a cake (probably whilst making om nom nom nom sounds), here is a picture of another panda bear with a cake. he doesnt look like he's enjoying the cake as much but HOLY SHIT HE'S WEARING A CROWN

http://www.naturescornermagazine.com/NaturesBlog/images/panda.jpg

[Randetica]

i have no problem to sleep 12 hours at once at this time of the year

*goes back to her hibernation*