thank god for self control

[ericlee]

Cause on my trainride to work today, I closed my eyes and was listening to my headphones and gettin into the music. Mellowdrone came on. I got to the 42nd stop and someone bumped into my shoulder as they sat next to me. It made me open my eyes and look over, to notice a very attracive lady and she smiled at me as I glanced at her.

I looked up right in front of me to notice a damn camel toe right at eye level and it wasn't a disgusting one either. Then some one stood to the left of me and I look over and it's another fine lady. All smelling good.

Ah, I just took it as it was though but everytime I looked at up, they turned their heads with a snap. Yeah, not to brag but, they didn't do a good job at being discreet about checkin me out.

Oh yeah, I'm tellin the Mrs. About this when I get home. We always laugh about it, she gets a lil jealous but she knows I ain't goin anywhere so, it's cute jealousy.

[Randetica]

dont forget the good smelling camel toe part

[ericlee]

Yeah, it smelled like a fish. With a toe and a hump on it's back. Kinda musty too.

Haha, she got home and I told her and she joked and said that she needs to be with me on the subways for now on. And also she needs to put a blanket on my lap, just in case..

It's cool, she always talks about the guys tryin to get a lunch date with her after the interviews and she'll just shine her marriage ring on her shirt right in front of them and they'll get the hint.:cool:

[hitmonlee]

oh ericlee, you're so hot, all the ladies want you, its amazing! tell us more!

edit: she tells you about dudes hitting on her? are you guys trying to one up each other or something? is there anything more distasteful than people talking about how damn WANTED they are?

[ericlee]

ehhh. Hmm? All I know is things happen.

Guys look at women, women look at guys. It's just the world as we know it today.

I'm not sure if these ladies were lookin at me cause I may have smelled like a goat or I had a huge boogie on my nose but, they were lookin at me.

Seriously, they were attractive women. It sounds better when you can compliment someone rather than pointing out huge overbites or projectile screen foreheads.

Come on, hitmon. Don't ruin the last name by gettin the wrong judgement about me. Ya should know me better by now.

[ericlee]

I think sayin someone has a nice camel toe is a compliment too, well, maybe not. It could be worse though. It could be a donkey toe. Do donkeys even have toes though?

Elephant toe. Woah. Grand Canyon toe.

Missle toe.

Toe truck.

Yep, I'm toast.

[hitmonlee]

ehhh. Hmm? All I know is things happen.

Guys look at women, women look at guys. It's just the world as we know it today.

I'm not sure if these ladies were lookin at me cause I may have smelled like a goat or I had a huge boogie on my nose but, they were lookin at me.

Seriously, they were attractive women. It sounds better when you can compliment someone rather than pointing out huge overbites or projectile screen foreheads.

Come on, hitmon. Don't ruin the last name by gettin the wrong judgement about me. Ya should know me better by now.

so if attractive men look at me i should make a thread about it and tell my hypothetical boyfriend/husband? :confused:

sorry dude, you know im usually a fan of yours, i just hate shit like this.
reminds me a bit of my best friend "omg so i went to this bar and all these dudes were hitting on me and i didnt pay for a single drink all night long" etc.

donkeys have hooves. i used to own donkeys. the phrase camel toe is pretty gross and can't really be used as a compliment. but i'm not like most girls i know, i prefer the use of the word cunt over anythng else for a womans vagina.

[ericlee]

Well, of all the more vulgar things to talk about in this world such as death, kill, destroy, demolish and so on. Attractiveness(sppp) and sexuality should be totally acceptable chat.

The more you keep it hidden even though it's a totally natural thing that everyone always thinks about and keeps silent sounds so vulgar when it's spoken verbally.

So, I'm a bad guy.

Sorry.

[hitmonlee]

i never said you were a bad guy, i just think that:

a) its not threadworthy (like 90% of the topics here); and
b) bragging is distasteful.

[ericlee]

lemme interviene with option, letter B.

If braggin is distasteful, then why is the whole world filled with braggin?

Everywhere you look, people are bragging. All around the world, people have their own form of bragging and believe it or not, it's them bragging about something that they have done.

Bragging is posted on bilboards. Everywhere. About the new scent they've created, new music that they've made, new speeches for a group of minds to get together and converse apon each other with, clothing...Everything is bragging if you think about it. Everything you do and say will be critiqued in some form.

If someone says anything negative towards you, then all you have left in retaliation to make the conversation go from negative to positive is, bragging.

Think about it. Do you want to retaliate with negativity about youself? Or do you want to bust his balls with something that kicked ass bout yourself, something that you often think about and feel proud about and you want to share with the world.

[ericlee]

so if attractive men look at me i should make a thread about it and tell my hypothetical boyfriend/husband? :confused:




I don't know how to go about with this answer but, I really find it to be an interesting question.

Should you make a thread if you think some guys are attracted to you if you're young and single and officially hot? Nah.

If you're getting old and really noticing the time go by. Everyday totally surfs by and you've gotten to the point where you try to spruce yourself up but only to surpass the day and some younger people notice something about you and they're of the opposite sex? Yep, midlife crisis with tech.

So, you've posted pics of yourself in the fam album. It's not bragging? They were nice pics. Good scenery. You look nice and so do your friends. I have accepted your braggin in the fam album.(y)

Do ya catch my drift?

[Randetica]

guess women usually dont give a flying camel toe about him so let him have his 2 and half seconds of fame

[ericlee]

I'm actually up to three seconds now.

Gettin fat, old and lazy.

[ericlee]

Somethin tells me that Randelikka has an otter toe. Or a porcupine toe. One of those. Or two of each.

[Randetica]

haha

a coaty beaver toe! it's cold outside

[ms.peachy]

so if attractive men look at me i should make a thread about it and tell my hypothetical boyfriend/husband? :confused:


I guess it's not for everyone, but mr.peachy and I usually tell eachother if we get a little 'outside' attention. It's not bragging - I mean, I suppose it could be, if that's your intention - mainly it's just kind of a way of flirting with your partner. It's not about rubbing their nose in it; it's almost in a way a kind of a compliment, as in "That's right, with my fine ass I can take my pick, but I choose you - now come over here and gimme a little sugar, sugar."

[ericlee]

Yeah, it's better to discuss these things with your partner. If not, it's like keeping secrets from each other.

And when we tell each other, we make kinda sketch comedy type stuff. I'll imitate the guy she tells me about and ask ,"did he do it like this? Did he have this look or this one?"

Its all done in good fun in between us rather than being braggish about it.

[ffcp]

ehhh. Hmm? All I know is things happen.

Guys look at women, women look at guys. It's just the world as we know it today.



Well there are also guys who look at guys and girls who look at girls..Straight ones are not the only ones in this world...."People look at people" ..xD

[ampm]

I wouldn't wish Ericlee's life on Toucan Spam.

[hitmonlee]

I guess it's not for everyone, but mr.peachy and I usually tell eachother if we get a little 'outside' attention. It's not bragging - I mean, I suppose it could be, if that's your intention - mainly it's just kind of a way of flirting with your partner. It's not about rubbing their nose in it; it's almost in a way a kind of a compliment, as in "That's right, with my fine ass I can take my pick, but I choose you - now come over here and gimme a little sugar, sugar."

see, i think that shit is just plain weird. esp for couples that admit that they get jealous. but hey, maybe that's just me.

I don't know how to go about with this answer but, I really find it to be an interesting question.

Should you make a thread if you think some guys are attracted to you if you're young and single and officially hot? Nah.

If you're getting old and really noticing the time go by. Everyday totally surfs by and you've gotten to the point where you try to spruce yourself up but only to surpass the day and some younger people notice something about you and they're of the opposite sex? Yep, midlife crisis with tech.

So, you've posted pics of yourself in the fam album. It's not bragging? They were nice pics. Good scenery. You look nice and so do your friends. I have accepted your braggin in the fam album.(y)

Do ya catch my drift?

i see your point yeah, although i've only seen a couple of pics but i do think you're the kind of person who would be getting hit on/looked at so i guess i didn't see it as anything of note, but i'm not you so i wouldn't know :)

i find this particular brand of bragging distasteful. not this thread in particular, but the whole thing where you tell your partner you got hit on.

[ffcp]

This should have gone here http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=77239 :)

[RobMoney$]

Well there are also guys who look at guys and girls who look at girls..Straight ones are not the only ones in this world...."People look at people" ..xD


DUDE. WTF

[Dorothy Wood]

uh, I think he's gay. OMGZ, A GAY!!!!!

calm down. sometimes people are gay.

[Dorothy Wood]

also, I would hate it if my dude told me about chicks checking him out. I get pissed when he brings up other girls. unless they're celebrities. even then. ugh. I'm working on it though. my jealous streak that is.

[ffcp]

You have to calm down:rolleyes: