please read, important.

[hitmonlee]

i'm browsing the internet and starting a new thread

just thought you all might like to know

right now, im about to press submit.

stay tuned for the next thread detailing the next most mundane thing to happen to me.

[ericlee]

stop
pots
post
tops
opts?

[mikizee]

Staying tuned is kinda tiring

havin a bad day hitmonlee?

[TurdBerglar]

i have an extreme case of morning gas

[camo]

I can smell it

[milleson]

I just basted the turkey.

[HEIRESS]

I just slammed a bacon and egg sammich from the lil country cafe down the street.

prrrr.

[Tone Capone]

I have a slight hangover... but I still feel pretty good:)

[hitmonlee]

i need a red bull.

wait... that should have been in a new thread, right?

[scotty]

I have a sparkling clean bathroom.

[ericlee]

I'm seeing how far down the hallway I can go when I push myself in my office chair.

Kinda sucks though cause I just wheeled right past one of the cameras. The security watching them probably thinks I'm a freak. Well, they're kinda right.

[insertnamehere]

if you don't like the board, don't come here

if you don't like a particular poster, don't waste your time responding to them. block them if need be.

people get way too uppity about the quality of the board not being up to snuff at various times. ooohhhh all your posts are boring and i dont like your opinions!!!

[hitmonlee]

if you don't like the board, don't come here

if you don't like a particular poster, don't waste your time responding to them. block them if need be.

people get way too uppity about the quality of the board not being up to snuff at various times. ooohhhh all your posts are boring and i dont like your opinions!!!

whatevs kiddo.
if you dont like me complaining, dont come here :)

man that red bull didn't touch the sides at all
so fucking sleepy

[insertnamehere]

meh, you win. i just don't like it when people are like AAAAAGGGGGHHHH I HATE YOU/THIS PLACE SO MUCH I CANT STAND IT AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH. basically, anyone who takes the internet too seriously.

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck is going on here

[Yetra Flam]

fight! fight! fight!

[TurdBerglar]

im confused

[TurdBerglar]

hahaha

basted the turkey


oh man


hahaha

[insertnamehere]

hitmonlee is irritated by the lack of interesting threads. she made this one to satirize what most of our threads on the board are like. people then retaliated by posting mundane things about their lives. as mundane as they could possibly come up with. i pointed out that the internets arent serious buisness and if she doesnt like it she should get the fuck out, she pointed out that if i didnt like her post i should have ignore it, i conceded defeat. although it wasnt really defeat. i wasnt complaining so much as passing on some advice.

[TurdBerglar]

you nutty fuckers

[insertnamehere]

*joke about turd's nuts*

[hitmonlee]

hitmonlee is irritated by the lack of interesting threads. she made this one to satirize what most of our threads on the board are like. people then retaliated by posting mundane things about their lives. as mundane as they could possibly come up with. i pointed out that the internets arent serious buisness and if she doesnt like it she should get the fuck out, she pointed out that if i didnt like her post i should have ignore it, i conceded defeat. although it wasnt really defeat. i wasnt complaining so much as passing on some advice.

no no there are plenty of interesting threads. i'm irritated by the amount of UNINTERESTING threads. you all need blogs. all that happens is they get 1-2 replies and then slowly drop down the page. those are spots that could be taken up by the interesting threads, which unfortunately get lost in the sea of mundane shit like "i like waffles".

[paul jones]

I just slammed a bacon and egg sammich from the lil country cafe down the street.

prrrr.


bacon and egg sandwiches is hardcore super sex for tounges tastebud people(y)

[TurdBerglar]

who the fuck doesn't like waffles

[hitmonlee]

you tell me

[TurdBerglar]

well you seem to hate them, waffle hater

[hitmonlee]

please to be quoting the part where i said i hate waffles? :)

[paul jones]

there used to be this commercial here and it went...

'Birdseye potato waffles....so waffley verstatile'

or something like that

should I maybe be a retard and see if some fuckhead has put it up on youtube?

yeah ok

[hitmonlee]

i bet they have, all my favourite childhood ads are on youtube.

youtube, is there anything it can't do?

[paul jones]

i bet they have, all my favourite childhood ads are on youtube.

youtube, is there anything it can't do?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JZUv9ThvPNc

here it is!

I'm gonna see if there's any Big Kev adverst

my favorite aussie adverts ever!

[paul jones]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CTtGHZiQ2LM

BIG KEV!(y)


I'M Excited!

[hitmonlee]

poor old kev :(

here's some of my faves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-bRi1qHPVY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSL5qiey9Ng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ayU8dWCLAM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3GSgfdL_J8

[paul jones]

poor old kev :(

here's some of my faves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-bRi1qHPVY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSL5qiey9Ng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ayU8dWCLAM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3GSgfdL_J8


haha!

yeah R.I.P. BIG KEV

he went bankrupt then topped himself right?

I made a T shirt once of Big Kev with Mental as anything.It faded in the wash.I'll have to knock up another


really confused people over here....they were like ...WHO THE FUCKS THAT?

[hitmonlee]

nah, heart attack. like all good fat men :(

[paul jones]

nah, heart attack. like all good fat men :(

I wonder if the b boys dedicate Heart Attack Man to Big Kev when they play there?

[Bob]

yeah...i'm sick of these mundane posts getting so much attention while relevant posts like mine (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=80642) get completely ignored

[Randetica]

she made a thread about 'the darkness' so i guess her opinion doesnt really mean shit anyway

[Chicka B]

I have no idea what you all are talking about, but I just realized that the first letters of Heart Attack Man spells ham. :cool:

[beastieboysbaby]

HAM! :eek: