The lesbo version of MTV's "Next!" must be the finest thing ever to come out of TV

[Lemmy's Liver]

Hi ladies, what's up?

[HEIRESS]

NEXT!!!!!!!!!

oh ho ho I KID I KID

[TAL]

You don't watch MTV.

[Lemmy's Liver]

You're damn right, normally I don't. But I got a sick note from ze doktor for the whole week, so I am doing some mighty boring things I normally am not into.

Seriously though, I think the whole thing is a setup to enhance the homosexual stereotypes in peoples heads. Ok, out of these 6 chicks maybe 1 is a dyke and 2 others go both ways but... isn't that the way girls normally go too?

Women are beautiful, I'd fuck women if I was a woman.

[saz]

i bet you drink homo milk

[ScarySquirrel]

Really, I think it's advantageous to be homosexual when you're on 'Next.' Because in the worst case scenario... you don't get the date with the main person, but you'll probably at least make out with someone on the bus.

[paul jones]

Hi ladies, what's up?

lazy bastard(y)

[Jitters]

The ones where they have only people that are gay are always funny because they constantly show the guys and girls trying to make out with each other :rolleyes:

One of the funnier moments on that show was when two straight guys were sitting right beside each other and one was implying the other wasn't comfortable with his sexuality and was a repressed homosexual. He put his arm around the guy and asked him if he was uncomfortable and next thing you know the two are swinging on one another.

Quality entertainment (y)