what happened to hitmonlee's mundane thread

[TurdBerglar]

what happened????

[TurdBerglar]

how come i can't open it?

[ScarySquirrel]

Because your computer is fucking up.

[Randetica]

drama!

[TurdBerglar]

i have blueberry pie

[TurdBerglar]

i bet hitmonlee doesn't like blueberry pie just like she doesn't like waffles

[TurdBerglar]

i finished my pie

[ericlee]

I had fish balls. They were round.

[hitmonlee]

i'd kill for some blueberry pie or waffles right now

[paul jones]

I have to pay my car tax tomorrow

[TurdBerglar]

i want some more pie

[Yetra Flam]

i have pie. apple pie. i'm american.

[TurdBerglar]

i think im gonna make a sandwich

[Yetra Flam]

you're jealous of my pie

[ericlee]

I just had some horo guar. Can't move.

[TurdBerglar]

there isn't anything to make a sandwich with :(

[hitmonlee]

when someone calls someone a "hot tamale" are they referring to these:
http://www.healthiswealthfoods.com/images/hot-tamale.jpg

if so, i have a few questions:
why not just call them a tamale? aren't all tamales hot? or is it the spicyness of the tamale they are referring to?
why is it a good thing to be called a buritto type thing?

and what is horo guar?
google image search says that its a naked anime chick?

[insertnamehere]

pfff, that's not tamales. THIS is a tamale http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Tamale_lunch_at_the_National_Museum_of_the_America n_Indian.jpg/800px-Tamale_lunch_at_the_National_Museum_of_the_America n_Indian.jpg

also, yes, it refers to the spicyness

also, why is it good to be called a tamale? maybe cause you're a hot little delicious thing and they want to eat you up?

[Yetra Flam]

i was under the impression that the term "hot tamale" was often use to describe latin chicks that like, get into bar fights.

[Yetra Flam]

im in jersey city now as we speak, at my grandma's house. guys trying to sell me stolen goods on the PATH. apparently this area is called "murder row"
i've mostly been hanging around williamsburg though, and i'm really starting to grow tired of hipsters.

[TurdBerglar]

im thinking about going to bed

[TurdBerglar]

it's raining

i think i'll crack the window a bit and listen to the rain

[Yetra Flam]

christ

[cosmo105]

tamales are usually special-occasion foods that take the whole family's worth of women to prepare, usually dozens and dozens at a time over a day or so. it takes a lot of effort to make them so you might as well make several buckets of them. they're yummy little cornhusk-wrapped pouches of cornmeal and whatever stuffing (usually meat) and they're mad fancy. in short, tamales are special.

[TurdBerglar]

haha

you beaner!




wait, i mean


hahaha

you special beaner!

[cosmo105]

whatever man, i never liked them. actually, there's one brand that makes really tasty vegan ones that are quite nice, Tamale Molly, but it looks like their site's not up right now.

we used to play Loteria with beans on xmas eve

[beastieangel01]

we used to play Loteria with beans on xmas eve

us too :o

[ericlee]

im in jersey city now as we speak, at my grandma's house. guys trying to sell me stolen goods on the PATH. apparently this area is called "murder row"
i've mostly been hanging around williamsburg though, and i'm really starting to grow tired of hipsters.

the burg is cool. Shit, I didn't know you were here.

[Yetra Flam]

where do you live?

[TurdBerglar]

i have macaroni

[TurdBerglar]

i finished the macaroni :(

[hitmonlee]

i'm holding out for lunch because the later i eat lunch, the less work time i have to complete after lunch.

i have a chicken and salad roll.

[icy manipulator]

this is my weekend, so i'm having a liquid lunch :D

right now tho i'm bored as fuck

[TurdBerglar]

im surprised they haven't developed an anti-boredom pill yet

[icy manipulator]

im surprised they haven't developed an anti-boredom pill yet

well there is a thing out there called ecstasy, but it's kinda expensive, doesn't last that long and makes you feel worse once it's over

[Yetra Flam]

what, like, recreational drugs?


edit: beat me to it

[icy manipulator]

well there is a thing out there called ecstasy, but it's kinda expensive, doesn't last that long and makes you feel worse once it's over
shit i was going to watch Just Shoot Me but it's finished already :mad:

[TurdBerglar]

im hungry

[TurdBerglar]

i want some dunkin donuts munchkins

[hitmonlee]

i had MYO
do you have MYO there?
http://www.mrbirdsmyo.com/

[TurdBerglar]

no

[Yetra Flam]

i found vegemite in a store here but it was really expensive

[TurdBerglar]

you need to go to a dunkin donuts

and get some munchkins

do it tomarrow

[Yetra Flam]

there's one on my block. fuck all these hipster vegan restaurants, i want some american fat-making food.

[TurdBerglar]

dunkin fuckin donuts!


they're everywhere!

[Yetra Flam]

i don't get why you still spell 'tomorrow' with an a.

[hitmonlee]

there's nowhere to get donuts here besides bakeries :(
there is a dunkin donuts somewhere but its in a suburban shopping centre
i'm too snobby to go to suburban shopping centres
also i cant drive so cant get to them

every time i see the simpsons i want an iced donut

[TurdBerglar]

and go to Friendly's and get some icecream. get the reese's peices super sundae.

there should be Friendly's in nyc

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.friendlys.com/images/menu/desserts/large/candyshop.jpg


look at that fucking thing. that's the Reese's peanut butter cup version. the pieces version has the pieces sprinkled on the cream and on top of the ice cream with hot fudge and Reese's peanut butter. i like to use cookie doe ice cream

[ericlee]

what is horo guar?

Oh man, I love horo guar, it's also fun to say. It's a traditional Chinese dish, not actually a dish but it's a dinner consisting of a big pot with boiling water kept boiling by burning coals underneath.

You can flavor the water with many different spices made just for horo guar. Anyway, you have plates of thinly sliced raw meats such as lamb, pork and beef. Also you can have seafood like clams, oysters, calamari, and shrimp.

Also you have plates of raw veggies like bokchoy, nappa, kimchee and mushrooms.

You just take that stuff and set it in the water to cook and eat each peice one by one with a pair of chopsticks and dip it into your sauce.

They have restaurants just for horo guar and the first one I went to was in Shanghai. I love it and I'm so glad there's a horo guar joint in Chinatown nearby!

[ericlee]

where do you live?

I'm in Queens, a hop on the 7 to the G away from the Boig. Yeah, I've played there twice at a joint called Bar Matchless. They used to have an awesome open mic on Sundays but they dont have it during the winter hours cause it's a huge outside area where they have the open mics.

Anyhow, we'll have to all hang. I'll he here till Jan 30th and then I'll be in me new casa in Joisey. I'll still go to NY to hang, my place is only 3 stops away from NY and my wife works in Manhattan so, it's great.

I'm having a house warming party on all 3 floors when we move in too cause it may take me a lil while till I find a trusty and cool tentant for the first floor. My pals are gonna be there. A couple bands. Maybe I'll have keroakeeoooo(sp?). Party date tba soon.

[TurdBerglar]

i have honey buns

[hitmonlee]

red bull (y)

[mikizee]

I caught masta ace's cold on a music video shoot yesterday.

And it's an american cold, so i'm not sure if its going to affect me differently than an Australian cold. My immune system probably isnt quite upto handling a different continent's strain of cold.

bugger. and theres no fuckin food in the house.

[TurdBerglar]

i have coockies and cream icecream

[TurdBerglar]

now im shivering :(

[ericlee]

i have keilbasa.

[TurdBerglar]

with onions?

[TurdBerglar]

somebody do something

[hitmonlee]

like what?

i dunno what to get for lunch
im so bored of all my lunch options

[TurdBerglar]

i slipped on some ice and busted my ass on my walk home from class

[hardnox71]

It took me three days to get a new state I.D.

[Yetra Flam]

the dmv wasn't as bad as i was told

[hitmonlee]

^^ be just like a licensing centre yeah?

[TurdBerglar]

barbeque fritos or brownies?

[Yetra Flam]

brownies!

[TurdBerglar]

i already ate both

[Yetra Flam]

i have fairy cakes

[TurdBerglar]

the fuck?

[Yetra Flam]

they're like cupcakes mmmmm

[TurdBerglar]

my cat got some weird viral infection and almost all his fur fell out

[Yetra Flam]

i'm gonna buy a wig

[TurdBerglar]

did you get a weird viral infection too?


STOP FUCKING MY CAT

[TurdBerglar]

i have a headache

[Yetra Flam]

stop fucking your cat

[TurdBerglar]

pussy's pussy

[insertnamehere]

they're all pink on the inside


wait, what?

[ericlee]

i slipped on some ice and busted my ass on my walk home from class

*psssfft ummm pssssffttt, urrr hurrrr urrrr hurrrr, pfffffsst ppp psssfffffttt pppp, bbbrrrrrrrrrrr*

I thought you wanted some beatbox to go with your rhyme.

And I'm due to bust my ass at least once this year. Always happens.

[TurdBerglar]

my feet are cold

[jackrock]

My toes are itchy.

[Yetra Flam]

gross

[TurdBerglar]

i think i need to take a hefty shit

[Yetra Flam]

i went reggae dancing last night

[hitmonlee]

i ate a big salad

[Kid Presentable]

Back on the puffy dogs. (y)

[Yetra Flam]

motherfucking eggnog yo

[mikizee]

DAMMIT i just went to the supermarket and I forgot puffy dogs AGAIN.

On the other hand I bought some beer that tastes like ass.

Sucks to be me.

[TurdBerglar]

im considering skipping class tomarrow. im atleast going in late. my first class is like 3.5 hours long and it's the last class before finals so fuck it.

[Yetra Flam]

and isn't it snowing real bad tomorrow?

[TurdBerglar]

it's suppose to

[Yetra Flam]

yay snow!

[TurdBerglar]

you're gonna hate it after the first day. it's suppose to be a substantial amount.

[Randetica]

i got moon boots today so it better snows pretty soon or i have to wear them at summer

[hitmonlee]

im so fucking fucked off... avoiding my ex in person for over six months and he has to turn up somewhere he'll know i'll be and i fucking broke down and cried like a stupid bnitch and confronted him and marhbbgvdfr nfucking emo how fucking dare he show up there. he knows im not ok or over him. so fucked. so angry. nooone to talk to. fuck.

[mikizee]

You can talk to me if you like. Not that it will help at all. Well it might. I don't know.

[hitmonlee]

i appreciate it <3
you'lll tell me what my friends told me a million times, the dudes an assole
a funny asshole, who i love.
it was at the pub where he got my number, but its a crew he hates, they are my friends, surely he knew id be there'
sadly i probably didnt cross his mind
slightly annoyed at female friend (also his ex) who invited him, knowing im so broken over him
but why should i expect others to remember my irrational not being able to get over a totallt fucked relationship

i hate myself for loving something so fucked

its late, my friends ARE either asleep or at the finale of a dnb night thats been running for 8 years. i was so hyped for it.

br0ken, hey?

getoverit,getoverit.

[mikizee]

I guess them not being in your emotional situation, seeing as its been over 6 months they probably didn't put much thought into it. That doesn't help you, of course. I dunno. Get high, drink some wine or something. Self medication is what its allllllllllllllll about.

Why are chicks always attracted to assholes, that pretty much means I'll be single for life.

Because I'm FAR from an asshole.

[Kid Presentable]

Because I'm FAR from an asshole.

Unless you've got it on your couch.

[mikizee]

This youtube video is guaranteed to cheer you up. GUARANTEED.

Peter Russell Clarke's cooking bloopers from the 80's. Bloody fantastic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nsP4QsMiFA

In fact that video is so awesome I'm making a dedicated thread about it.

[hitmonlee]

I guess them not being in your emotional situation, seeing as its been over 6 months they probably didn't put much thought into it. That doesn't help you, of course. I dunno. Get high, drink some wine or something. Self medication is what its allllllllllllllll about.

Why are chicks always attracted to assholes, that pretty much means I'll be single for life.

Because I'm FAR from an asshole.

no i had some non asshole boyfriends, although they were unemployed dropkicks. i think i have a mothering thing.

its 6 months yeah... but i was told he was there by a concerned friend who knew i should hear it befpre i saw him, other girl id spoken to fairly recently.

but shes his friend too

i cant own him and perth is a small city

i wish my housemat e didnt go away, i think he saw me crying and freaked, i would.

cheers dudes <3

[hitmonlee]

This youtube video is guaranteed to cheer you up. GUARANTEED.

Peter Russell Clarke's cooking bloopers from the 80's. Bloody fantastic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nsP4QsMiFA

In fact that video is so awesome I'm making a dedicated thread about it.

ohhh my friends linked me to it but my laptop cant play vid and nosound on work comp (mine is away for repairs) so wont see it until i canget on my housemates comp which now has a passowrd after a big situation.

[mikizee]

Damn the big situation, damn it to hell

[hitmonlee]

he looked as good as i remembered too (youd laugh... he's a bit like ron weasley from harry potter but not an actual ranga.... not your typical guy that people call hot)

so uhhhhhhhhh

how aboutthat local sports team

[mikizee]

I really should get to bed. But I don't start til midday, so fuck it. I can't believe A-Z's non love of the peter russell clarke video. Its the best.

I'm stone cold sober, but the type of randy as if I were drunk. Must be a full moon.

My local sports team sucks.

[hitmonlee]

i have to open the office at 9, but nt be functional

randy... i should havfe found a hate fuck. meh. soundgarden is helping.

i should behave and pass out

#once again thansk for talking. venting to thin air is no good.

[mikizee]

Pleasure.

Hahaha hate fuck, thats funny. I'll have to try one of those one of these days. I'm no good at picking up though, which may be a problem.

have a glass of water and a panadol before bed. No hangover.

[Kid Presentable]

Michael, are you hitting on me?

[mikizee]

A little from column A, a little from column B.

[Kid Presentable]

be careful, chooks'll make ya fuckin fart!

[Yetra Flam]

girls love guys that treat them like shit

[Randetica]

well nice guys are boring

all nice people are boring, all but me

[TurdBerglar]

i think i have the shits

[mikizee]

I was meant to clean the house today, but now I just got invited over to a mate's house where there is weed, beer and cigars and pulp fiction.

Guess which option I'm gunna choose