drug tests/synthetic urine

[DandyFop]

anybody uhhh...have any...experience with this?

:(

lame.

[Bob]

what?

[YoungRemy]

water pills

puri-blend

gallon of water

[DandyFop]

what?

You can apparently buy synthetic urine in head shops and it will pass you on a drug test (as long as you keep it the right temperature)

Remy, I don't think I have enough time for a detox/dilution as I have to take it in like a day.

[The Notorious LOL]

depends on how much you have smoked and how recently. Drinking a lot of water can break it down quick...and contrary to popular belief it doesnt stay in your system for a long amount of time.

the shit sold at headshops is worthless from what Ive told. Best option would be just chug water and worst case scenario your sample will be diluted which buys you another day or so.

[DandyFop]

What do you mean, are you sure about that? Most things say it stays 2 to 4 weeks. I highly doubt I would pass anything at this point and even if I get to come back because it's diluted...I donno. I would rather try the fake stuff at this point, wish I could get more of a conclusive answer but I suppose it's different for everyone.

[Bob]

What do you mean, are you sure about that? Most things say it stays 2 to 4 weeks. I highly doubt I would pass anything at this point and even if I get to come back because it's diluted...I donno. I would rather try the fake stuff at this point, wish I could get more of a conclusive answer but I suppose it's different for everyone.

you're wasting valuable water-drinking time, chug, chug!

[YoungRemy]

seriously, drink a gallon of water the night before and a gallon of water the morning of...

if you have time for an herbal tea, drink that on the way to the test...

take water pills all night and day...

[tracky]

i would take a shitload of vitamin c

then i would drink a shitload of water

not that it would do me any good, but it might work for you

[ericlee]

I smoked two nights before a test once and passed. One of my friends gave me a red pill. He said it was vitamin b12. It worked.

[RobMoney$]

I assume were just talking about weed here.

Your metabolism has a lot to do with how long it stays in your system. People with slower metabolism tend to keep it in their system for longer.

[RobMoney$]

The Whizzinator (http://www.thewhizzinator.com/whiz2.htm)

[Videodrome]

take someone clean with you and have them piss in a test tube. seal the tube and place it in an area that best resembles your internal body temperature to keep the piss at its required temp. make sure you have more than enough so that you can pour some in the toliet. most labs put a blue dye mixture in the toliet so that if YOU put a fake in their cup then piss for real in their toliet the dye will change color and expose your scheme. any drug test flush kit or synthetic piss is sketchy at best. personally i quit smoking dope because it's just a fucking hassle anyways. i figure when i'm old, retired, and dying, then i can get lifted. every respectable company has drug test requirements and some even require randoms.

[TimDoolan]

Remy, I don't think I have enough time for a detox/dilution as I have to take it in like a day.

Thats too bad. This (http://www.mbdetox.com/product34/product_info.html) has never let me down.

[Randetica]

or just dont fake it at all

[ericlee]

take a shit in the cup instead.

[Rock]

a lot of the shit at headshops give the labs inconclusive results which mean you have to take it again.

My friend had to take piss tests every week. He would just drinks loads of water and do a lot of cardio and "sweat it out". It worked every time. He would start two days before the test though.

I think that works because THC is stored in your fat cells.

So a lot of water and a lot of cardio will help.

In the meantime you may want to invest in one of those fast flush things so you can get the inconclusive results and be like.."thats weird, can i come in now and take it again?". That will buy you some time for more water and more cardio.

Also don't give your first 2 or 3 pisses of the day.

[b i o n i c]

take a shit in the cup instead.

ha!

Also don't give your first 2 or 3 pisses of the day.

also important, try to eat very very light for at least a couple of days before.

drink lots of water and pee a lot right up to before you take it. the b12 would help too. drink a liter right before you go in. you'll be good.

[Bob]

a lot of the shit at headshops give the labs inconclusive results which mean you have to take it again.

My friend had to take piss tests every week. He would just drinks loads of water and do a lot of cardio and "sweat it out". It worked every time. He would start two days before the test though.


man, that sounds like a lot of effort. if i had weekly drug tests, i'd probably just stop smoking weed, it sounds like beating it every week is too much work to be worth it

[QueenAdrock]

My one friend got busted for weed and had to give a piss-test the next day for court...so she drank a gallon of cranberry juice the entire day, and came out clean the next.

[DandyFop]

Well I gotta go take the test now though. I tried drinking as much water as humanly possible last night but I started feeling ill and couldn't anymore, then today. I ended up going to buy the fake pee though, I called a girl I know who is a pothead and said she has two friends who use it and pass every time. My only option I think at this point because I have a shite metabolism.

Ughhhh this is so nerve wracking. But it's a Sunday and if I find out they can't test me today then I am going to do the water detox/workout thing and I'll buy a home test to see if I can pass that.

It's for a fucking ski resort, aka potheads everywhere.

[insertnamehere]

if you go the route of drinking a shitton of water, taking a multivitamin or b-complex is a good idea. drinking that much water makes your piss clear. b vitamins make your piss a very bright yellow. the clear + bright yellow will almost kind of make sort of a normal urine color. sometimes they'll have a problem with it if your piss is clear, cause then they KNOW you've been drinking a lot of water.

[RobMoney$]

Depending on the employer and the lab doing the test, and skewed result (wartered down urine) is considered a failure.

Another popular technique for skewing a sample is to add a little bleach.
Stick your pinky finger in some bleach before the test. After you pee in the cup, stick your pinky finger in the pee.
Taa-daa, skewed sample.

[HEIRESS]

eat a shat-load of asparagus.

my urine is always clear because I drink so much water

the vitamin thing doesnt make your urine a more normal color. if anything that will stand out more as you trying to hide something than having clear urine because the vitamins make it a crazy neon yellow almost green color.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm glad I don't have to take any drugs tests, I've gone a little bit off the rails since I've been single. This weekend alone I've met up with Charlie and Mandy as well as the usual blazing.

Comedowns = (n)

[Rock]

man, that sounds like a lot of effort. if i had weekly drug tests, i'd probably just stop smoking weed, it sounds like beating it every week is too much work to be worth it

I agree and just stopped when I had to do the same thing.

Dandy....which resort?

[Nomen Nescio]

I drank so much water one time before a test that I could barely use the gas/break/clutch in my car. I miscalculated the time it would take to drive to the place and the amount of traffic. When I arrived, I opened my door, stood up and started pissing right there in a busy parking lot. Went in and passed the test.

That was years ago. Now I have a job that requires drug tests semi-regularly. I just don't play around with weed any more.

[DandyFop]

I agree and just stopped when I had to do the same thing.

Dandy....which resort?

Yeah if I had to do something like that weekly I would not smoke anymore. That's the nice thing about (eventually) getting a job in film/tv whatever (y)

Solitude, duuuuude! I have never skiied as a regular so thought I'd give it a go this year

[insertnamehere]

i didnt smoke weed for almost 3 years. a few weeks ago i got high with some people with work. ive done this 3 times now. i feel like i should start smoking lots of pot now just because of the fact that in a couple of years i'll get the kind of job where i cant anymore. and also, i forgot how awesome being stoned is. way better than being drunk.

[hpdrifter]

I can't answer your question, I don't smoke the herb, but I'm posting anyway.

Dandy, confession: I didn't like you that much when I first started posting here. I'm not sure why, maybe because you are able to speak your mind in a way that I am not. Either way, I was wrong and you're awesome. I wish you the best of luck in L.A.

[DandyFop]

I can't answer your question, I don't smoke the herb, but I'm posting anyway.

Dandy, confession: I didn't like you that much when I first started posting here. I'm not sure why, maybe because you are able to speak your mind in a way that I am not. Either way, I was wrong and you're awesome. I wish you the best of luck in L.A.

Awww, well, thank you! I have always liked you, and thanks for letting me grow on you or some shit. :o

[Bob]

Awww, well, thank you! I have always liked you, and thanks for letting me grow on you or some shit. :o

either way, you're just like a mushroom

[cookiepuss]

I know several people that swear by the synthetic urine. it's worked for them. they tell me if there is any question about it you just tell them you take a multi vitamins daily. these people have gotten away with it and passed.

apparently, the cleansing stuff you can get at the headshops does not work so well according to the folks I know who have used it. they all failed.

[DandyFop]

I'm going for it! I'll let yall know what happens

[DandyFop]

Well I think it worked, at least, the temperature was right and everything so yeah! I'll find out for sure tomorrow. Blah, 60 bucks though, that sucks.

[tracky]

you also have to consider how much the person smokes on a regular.

when i was being tested, my urine samples still came up positive for THC even after 7 weeks. it pissed me off because i couldn't get any leave until it had cleared from my system.

yeah i have a feeling i'd be the same. if i had to take a test for a job i really wanted, it'd take at least 3 months before i'd be confident of giving a clean sample.

[AceFace]

the suspense is killing me!

[jabumbo]

why did you have to take the test in the first place? what sort of job are you applying for that requires it?

[DandyFop]

You have to take a test no matter where you work in that ski resort.

I don't think I'm going to end up taking a job there anyway buttttt

give it up for synthetic urine, y'all (y)

[AceFace]

so you passed!?

[DandyFop]

Yup.

And to think I drank myself silly with cranberry juice, I wanted to barf my guts out.

60 bucks down the tube though, and now for nothing probably, but good to know it works I guess.

[AceFace]

OMG that is so awesome! i was keeping good thoughts for you the whole time! i can't believe the fake pee worked!

[cookiepuss]

excellent.(y)

[mikizee]

Synthetic urine sounds fully like an internet scam.

can't believe it worked.