Either This Board Is Dying,

[skra75]

Or it is going through a Metamorphosis. I've been through a few Metamorphosies, and after each one I'm less and less interested in what is posted on this board.

I alike it to a popular show about college or high school age characters, eventually they grow up and it gets awkward to keep them in the story so they pull in new characters that never seem to be up to snuff to the original cast.

The exception might be SNL, perhaps this message board is like SNL, it got kinda cool and them it lamed-off a whole bunch and now it's boring. Or maybe I'm thinking too much.

* enjoys coffee, cracks neck, returns to work *

[MC Moot]

If this board is equivalent to SNL it could certainly use more episodes of T.V Funhouse or additional digital shorts,plus Feist has been the only decent musical guest this season.….maybe it’s all connected to the writers strike….:confused:

[The Notorious LOL]

holy shit this board is exactly like SNL. 85% unfunny!

[The Notorious LOL]

Bill fuckin Murray.

[MC Moot]

Darrell Hammond....13 seasons and counting,the best current player by leaps and bounds...(y)

[adam_f]

Whoever is the boards Ellen Cleghorne is the one I want to fuck.

[MC Moot]

Whoever is the boards Ellen Cleghorne is the one I want to fuck.

Ellen shit she was funny....she's not returning my call but Al Franken has expressed some interest in your proposal.....Maya Rudolph,uh huh,uh huh....

[b i o n i c]

Whoever is the boards Ellen Cleghorne is the one I want to fuck.

ellen cleghorn (http://www.aviano.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/060805-F-0199D-014.jpg)

id be that guy with dark hair who was on for one episode during the '93 season.

[insertnamehere]

oh oh oh i wanna be norm macdonald. frequently disliked for his comments, and complainy but in a humorous kind of way. maybe not humorous to others, but you know, like, when you find the things you complain about to be humorous cause wtf.

i think a lot of stuff that i say comes off as complaining when really its more obersvation and "holy shit i cant believe this shit" i complain a lot at work, well like, the words sound like complaining, but the whole time im smiling/laughing. bullshit and weirdness is what makes life interesting if i were really norm macdonald, id have a good OJ joke to stick right here though.

i havnt really watched snl since collin quinn was on weekend update. norm was def my favorite. the jimmy falon/tina fey years turned me off, and i dont even know what's going on up there right now. but from about the age of 6 till the current suckage i was all about some snl.

[b i o n i c]

how could you be about anything at six

[insertnamehere]

cus my dad watched it, and i watched it with him, and i loved waynes world especially, and i really liked pretty much everything that dana carvey/david spade did. i used to have a crush on david spade. :o OH SNAP AND CHRIS FARLEY!!! haha the motivational speaker guy. i loved that guy.

[insertnamehere]

i was a sarcastic smart ass little shit when i was younger. i dunno what happened. i used to be a lot funnier of a person. i think i used to be a lot smarter somehow. probably thats what happened to my wit. it went with my smarts.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by b i o n i c
ellen cleghorn (http://www.aviano.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/060805-F-0199D-014.jpg)

She looks like a black Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. (http://www.ghostbustershq.com/egons/staypuft.jpg)

[Videodrome]

how could you be about anything at six

i lol'd at that (y)

[HEIRESS]

tina fey :rolleyes:

[skra75]

I may be Steve Martin, he was really pretty filthy and hilarious in the beginning, then he disappeared into a decent movie carreer which got kinda : / when he did all those heartwarming crappy movies, then he showed up as a special guest when the show got better in the 90's, except now he's all grey and has a holier-than-thou attitude about him even though he's not actually funny anymore

[ericlee]

Phil Hartman.

[abcdefz]

I'd kinda like to go against type as Gilda Radner.

And, she's dead, so that's a plus.

[AceFace]

I may be Steve Martin, he was really pretty filthy and hilarious in the beginning, then he disappeared into a decent movie carreer which got kinda : / when he did all those heartwarming crappy movies, then he showed up as a special guest when the show got better in the 90's, except now he's all grey and has a holier-than-thou attitude about him even though he's not actually funny anymore


but he writes great books!

i might have to fight heiress over tina fey. ;)

[AceFace]

i was a sarcastic smart ass little shit when i was younger. i dunno what happened. i used to be a lot funnier of a person. i think i used to be a lot smarter somehow. probably thats what happened to my wit. it went with my smarts.

maybe you just got smart enough to realize you're not witty.

[MC Moot]

but he writes great books!

I tried "Shopgirl" just didn't work for me....but I think eventually I'll get around to "Born Standing Up" his new biography....

[abcdefz]

I tried "Shopgirl" just didn't work for me....but I think eventually I'll get around to "Born Standing Up" his new biography....


It's a fine book. Reads very quickly, too.

Have you read Pure Drivel?

[MC Moot]

It's a fine book. Reads very quickly, too.

Have you read Pure Drivel?

nope....but "Shopgirl" movie struck me exactly the same as the book just kinda flat,treading water and going nowhere inparticular....you know what I realized I have yet to see which by description/reputation interests me?....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082894/

[abcdefz]

nope....but "Shopgirl" movie struck me exactly the same as the book just kinda flat,treading water and going nowhere inparticular....you know what I realized I have yet to see which by description/reputation interests me?....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082894/



Oh, that's a good movie.

Plus you get to see Christopher Walken as a tap dancing pimp. (y)


But then again, I liked Shopgirl, book and movie. I think I know what you mean about "flat" -- its tone is definitely a little depressed --
but it worked for me.

[HEIRESS]

but he writes great books!

i might have to fight heiress over tina fey. ;)

it's gonna be a tough fight because I look jes' like her.

[MC Moot]

^It's clear this only be settled via Roller Derby showdown....(y)

[AceFace]

it's gonna be a tough fight because I look jes' like her.
damn! i do have some glasses like her though! (yes that pic is very emo of me)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/483767185_6b941dc9d9.jpg


do you have the scar, too? ;)

maybe i'm more of a guest host type.

[b i o n i c]

every girl in the world has 'the glasses'

[abcdefz]

every girl in the world has 'the glasses'



You sound terribly ungrateful.

[b i o n i c]

they do!

dandy could be tina fey too by that standard

[abcdefz]

they do!




Oh, I know. Guys went through their soul patch phase, too.

[afronaut]

Andy Kaufman. Not really a cast member, but I don't feel like I'm a cast member of this board either.

[MC Moot]

I was watching A/E bio on him recently and I was thinking what huge ballz he had letting the public decide to vote him on or off the show....stupid audience...the genuine hurt on his face when the results came in and the awkwardness of the show end stage gathering.....that was very sad

[beastieangel01]

I don't know which cast member I'd be, but I know exactly what skra means about the board.

Or maybe we're all just getting older.
:p

[Lex Diamonds]

I know what you mean man, there's only like 6 people that still post here on the reg. I hope the board isn't dying, though. Maybe it needs the BBs to release some new (non-shit) material.

I've seen a lot of people come and go since I first joined the old board in '02 and it pretty much seems to be the same people that stay constant (apart from a small few of the TT5B arrivals).

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm Chevy Chase.


also, I would probably be more likely to visit the board more often if I didn't have to scroll sideways to read the goddamn thing.

[kleptomaniac]

I'm Chevy Chase

and i'm not! :)

[cosmo105]

mr. peepers

[Randetica]

I know what you mean man, there's only like 6 people that still post here on the reg. I hope the board isn't dying, though. Maybe it needs the BBs to release some new (non-shit) material.

I've seen a lot of people come and go since I first joined the old board in '02 and it pretty much seems to be the same people that stay constant (apart from a small few of the TT5B arrivals).

what was your old name? planetary?

better leave then, kthxBAI

[HEIRESS]

damn! i do have some glasses like her though! (yes that pic is very emo of me)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/483767185_6b941dc9d9.jpg


do you have the scar, too? ;)

maybe i'm more of a guest host type.

ayy I lika your face.

dude, Ive been rocking thick rimmed specs for ages! no judging!

its more of a combo of my glasses plus my kinda lame shoulder length no fuss hair-do
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/smarties2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/shat/eco6.jpg

I cant find any good pics of my new glasseseses. man I just realized that i wear my glasses 95% of the time IRL, but when it comes to picture taking im wearing them only about 2% of the time.

[Bob]

i think i'd be jon lovitz...yeah, that's the ticket

[Documad]

You youngsters and your sucky taste in comedians!

I call Jane Curtain. :)

[camo]

There are people registering here everyday but none of them make a post.

Maybe there should be a 'new to the forum' thread or section where the word 'noob' is banned?

[kaiser soze]

the board is dying...it has been infected with a virus insertnamehere

[AceFace]

ayy I lika your face.

dude, Ive been rocking thick rimmed specs for ages! no judging!

its more of a combo of my glasses plus my kinda lame shoulder length no fuss hair-do
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/smarties2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/shat/eco6.jpg

I cant find any good pics of my new glasseseses. man I just realized that i wear my glasses 95% of the time IRL, but when it comes to picture taking im wearing them only about 2% of the time.
OMG, you win! YOU, lady, are adorable!

[insertnamehere]

the board is dying...it has been infected with a virus insertnamehere

all of your threads are really quality, maybe they can cure it
http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=76060
http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=75304

[Lex Diamonds]

what was your old name? planetary?

better leave then, kthxBAI
Nah I was Padster before, but I was mostly just a lurker. Such a lurker that I didn't even join up to post until 4 months after the 2003 rebirth.

[Randetica]

Nah I was Padster before, but I was mostly just a lurker. Such a lurker that I didn't even join up to post until 4 months after the 2003 rebirth.

newbie trash!

[-T-]

I joined to help bring the board down.