The real time posting thread

[ericlee]

The title is pretty much self explanitory. In this thread, you post all events that actually occur whilst typing your post. Such as I am doing now *flicks cig ashes into beer can* *continues typing*, *takes swig of beer*. Aww fuck, I dropped the ash in the wrong can!

But yeah, ya catch my drift. We all know some of ya leave the board open in the midst of making a post and walk away to take a dump or Knuckles has to feed his beard an owl.

So yeah, *clips excessive guitar strings with pliers*. How's your night goin?

[HEIRESS]

*repeatedly removes glasses to rub sore sore sore eyes*

I swear im going to be blind by the time im 30 :(

[paul jones]

right,I really need to piss

then have a smoke

[Bob]

*thinks of clever reply*

*drinks beer*

*forgets clever reply*

i don't understand

[ericlee]

*repeatedly removes glasses to rub sore sore sore eyes*

I swear im going to be blind by the time im 30 :(

*looks clearly at miss Herriesessesss post with naked eyes*. *tilts cap from head*. *scratches stubble on top of head thinking of a question to ask, from a 20/20 vision guy to a lady that wears glasses*.

What is your ehmmmm. Vision?

[paul jones]

just had a swig of tea.thinking about when to go to bed

[ericlee]

*looks at pj's post*. Hey Paul. Just make sure you're not holding the cig in the same hand that you're holding the host with while pissing. I've burnt the helmet many times and also pissed on many good cigs that way.

*2 mins later from taking a tinkle and having a smoke*

C'mon bob, get wit it.

[paul jones]

*looks at pj's post*. Hey Paul. Just make sure you're not holding the cig in the same hand that you're holding the host with while pissing. I've burnt the helmet many times and also pissed on many good cigs that way.

*2 mins later from taking a tinkle and having a smoke*

C'mon bob, get wit it.


reading eric's post thinking 'No way,I smoke outside'

[ericlee]

just had a swig of tea.thinking about when to go to bed

*tries to remember what time it is in Britian* So Paul, what time is it over there?

*lights a Marlboro Virginia Blend*. *kicks self in ass*

I usually go to bed at 0600. Wake up at 12pm. Take the train at 1330 and get to work at 1445.

Lets try to compare schedules in real time.

*ponders about what the hell kind of thread am I making*

[paul jones]

typing for eric's information data administration captains log that it is 7:51 of the a.m. and that I finished work at 6 am and have one more nightshift to do later then 4 days off to do better things

[ericlee]

reading eric's post thinking 'No way,I smoke outside'

*lawls* And you do this and you're single?

*trips on headphones*

I smoke outside cause i respect the lady's lungs. If I was you, I'd be smoking inside and scraping the walls and rolling it up and smoking the residue, just to save money to buy some new bass strings.

[paul jones]

*lawls* And you do this and you're single?

*trips on headphones*

I smoke outside cause i respect the lady's lungs. If I was you, I'd be smoking inside and scraping the walls and rolling it up and smoking the residue, just to save money to buy some new bass strings.

I'm not single I have a girlfriend in Florida .I used to smoke in the kitchen but the ceiling kept going yellow

[ericlee]

*thinks of clever reply*

*drinks beer*

*forgets clever reply*

i don't understand

*climbs back up the stairs after chatting with wifey about the opera*

*reopens this thread and reads this post*

*puts on headphones*

Fuckin eh, I love shuffle.

*jams out to Fu Manchu, Grendel, Snowman*

It's 0300 already.

[ericlee]

typing for eric's information data administration captains log that it is 7:51 of the a.m. and that I finished work at 6 am and have one more nightshift to do later then 4 days off to do better things

*remembers the old, what did spok find in the stall joke*
*forgets the while punchline*

Oh wait, what time is it over there again?

Holy shit, Ziggytardust just now came on.

*sings out loud* SO WHERE WERE THE SPIDAAAHHHS?

_____insert forgotten lyrics there



Ohhh yeah.......




Ziggy played guitaaaaaaaaar.

[paul jones]

eyelids are getting heavier

[insertnamehere]

*leans hunched over keyboard*
*thinks about how she should be in bed by now*
*thinks she needs to decide whether to finish homework now, or nap and wake up and finish it before class*
*thinks its bad that she refers to her nightly sleeps as naps*
*thinks her forearms are getting tired from typing in this position with her french book under her arms*
*needs to sneeze*
*burped a little*
*recovers from sneeze*

i dont like this game it makes me way to conscious of things, and damnit i need to sneeze again, and my left thumb is slightly sore where i bit off too much skin and my left nostril is stuffy and im tapping my heels on the floor, two times each, back and forth AHHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAA *head asplode*