Ever Had A Lover That Was Annoying?

[de-nice]

This post is for all of us (girls/guys/gays) who ever had an annoying lover who was socially inadequate- yet sexually fulfilling.

Please post!

D:p

[DandyFop]

Yes. He would snore and so I would leave. He was also a pretentious douchebag who claimed to like me yet never remembered anything I told him.

[TimDoolan]

I once had a girlfriend who liked me a little to much. We went to this frat party and outside on this crowded patio area she got down on her knees and asked me to marry her. I don't know if she was joking or not. I got nauseous. I left the party abruptly and I had to call my mom afterward.

[ericlee]

Hell yeah I did. My ex. One very annoying thing bout her was that she was freakin cock crazy.

I mean, always touching, rubbing and whipping it out just for the hell of it. All that and she has kids.

I'd be in the kitchen cooking, open a cupboard to grab spices, turn around and she's on her knees already and *zip*.

It was cool and all at first, coming from a dry spell and all but, I started feeling like a big and stupid stud bull after a while.

[Waus]

Hell yeah I did. My ex. One very annoying thing bout her was that she was freakin cock crazy.

I mean, always touching, rubbing and whipping it out just for the hell of it. All that and she has kids.

I'd be in the kitchen cooking, open a cupboard to grab spices, turn around and she's on her knees already and *zip*.

It was cool and all at first, coming from a dry spell and all but, I started feeling like a big and stupid stud bull after a while.

I looked...but there's no emoticon for my reaction.

[mikizee]

Hell yeah I did. My ex. One very annoying thing bout her was that she was freakin cock crazy.

I mean, always touching, rubbing and whipping it out just for the hell of it. All that and she has kids.

I'd be in the kitchen cooking, open a cupboard to grab spices, turn around and she's on her knees already and *zip*.

It was cool and all at first, coming from a dry spell and all but, I started feeling like a big and stupid stud bull after a while.

Do you still have her phone number?

[ericlee]

Do you still have her phone number?

Ohh man. Haha. Hahahahahah. Hah.,

She remarried as well. I think her new hubby's hair has turned grey already.

Trust me, she's like a hoover on steroids. With emotion.

[afronaut]

I did not know gays were a sex on to themselves.

[Bob]

i prefer not to limit myself to a labelled "sex", i feel a little alienated by this thread

[Dorothy Wood]

everyone I've ever slept with is/was annoying. except my current lovahhh. he's not so much annoying as obnoxious.

[Lex Diamonds]

I once had a girlfriend who liked me a little to much. We went to this frat party and outside on this crowded patio area she got down on her knees and asked me to marry her. I don't know if she was joking or not. I got nauseous. I left the party abruptly and I had to call my mom afterward.
Hell yeah I did. My ex. One very annoying thing bout her was that she was freakin cock crazy.

I mean, always touching, rubbing and whipping it out just for the hell of it. All that and she has kids.

I'd be in the kitchen cooking, open a cupboard to grab spices, turn around and she's on her knees already and *zip*.

It was cool and all at first, coming from a dry spell and all but, I started feeling like a big and stupid stud bull after a while.
My last girlfriend did both of these things. We had a huge argument when we were drunk and when we made up she asked me to marry her and made me take one of her rings and wear it the rest of the night. I gave it back kind of awkwardly the next day, haha.

And she used to give me surprise blowjobs quite often, which is fucking awesome especially when it turns into surprise sex. One time she just started grabbing my piece while I was doing the washing up, a couple minutes later we were on the kitchen table. (y)

[ToucanSpam]

Sure.


What's more annoying, being asking 24/7 to reassure your love, or once you do reassure they pee themselves and start talking about engagements, etc.


Yeah. Wonder where I've been the last year? In hiding. From everyone.

[beastiegirrl101]

what about the complete opposite....totally awesome personality but HORRIBLE in the sheets.

so depressing.

[Bob]

i'm in trouble

well, would be in trouble