If you had to turn to cannibalism...

[jackrock]

...where would you start? Lets say its a life or death situation and the other person is dead.

I was thinking about this for a while and i think i'd start with the calf. Lots of meat, not wasting my time. I was debating the calf or thigh, and i think that the thigh has so much meat that you couldn't eat it all in a resonable amount of time, lots of it would spoil.

I'm only making this so when your in that situation you dont have to have this conversation with the soon to be dead person. that would be awkward.

[beastieboysbaby]

agreed. FIRST, i would probably eat one of the thighs, then i would take out an eyeball and eat that cause im gonna be pretty thirsty, i could squeeze some juice out.

[Randetica]

i would smoke the crack hair first

[jackrock]

agreed. FIRST, i would probably eat one of the thighs, then i would take out an eyeball and eat that cause im gonna be pretty thirsty, i could squeeze some juice out.

I think there would be more that enough blood to quench your thirst. You could just tap an arterie and drink from it like a fountain, then patch it up for later.

oh man this is fucked up.

[beastieboysbaby]

I FORGOT ABOUT BLOOD!



whoa, how could i forget? but still, if i was so thirsty that all the blood was gone, i would still have the eyeball juice.


ehh, sick

[hitmonlee]

would human breast be like chicken breast? or would it jjst be fatty. maybe a male pec then.

[Audio.]

well, might roast some wieners if I were in that postion. //sarcasm.

can I just be herbivore? do I really need to eat meat?

[insertnamehere]

my dad said human fat looks like that really gross yellowish chicken fat. i hate fat on my meat and definetly would not want to eat human fat.

i thinkd id go for an arm... its less to deal with, you know? all the qualities of a leg without the bulk

eyeball fluid is really viscous i dont think it would quench thirst

[mikizee]

Its true, My old man is is a copper, in forensics. Used to bring home autopsy photos all the time.

Fat is bright bright yellow.

[HEIRESS]

I like ribs.

[Drederick Tatum]

the ears are a delicacy in Papua New Guinea

[mickill]

You shouldn't start threads on an empty stomach.