favorite pornstar??

[cubsfirstplace]

what are your favorite pornstars?? my favorite is lilly thai, but i dont think shes still in the porn business. this chick who i just discovered named naomi is also great though

[mickill]

I don't have any guy favorites.

[cubsfirstplace]

I don't have any guy favorites.

woopsy daisy

[alikat]

Wow, I'm posting ALLOVERTHEPLACE today! Seriously, I am doing laundry and procrastinating on a project at the computer and I just keep seeing this window!

That was my disclaimer for why I will now chime into this discussion and list Ten Reasons Why Jenna Jameson Is My Favorite Porn Star and one of my favorite people in fact. Bear in mind that yes I am a female and straight, which gives my POV both more and less cred depending on how you see it, y'know?

1) Jenna is the adult woman's Barbie. She's irresistable eye candy for girls because she looks glam and fab and done up to such a degree that she transcends reality, therefore no knee-jerk comparisons or jealousy can arise.

2) Jenna has fun. She always looks into it, in control, and in a good mood.

3) Jenna has a sense of humor about herself and the world. She's funny. Read her book! She openly jokes about her horrible boob job, for one thing.

4) Jenna fucked Tommy Lee. And it was drunken and brutal! Read her book!

5) On a serious tip, Jenna was brutally gang raped and openly discusses this without using it as the reason she went into porn. Read her book.

6) Jenna, through films and her (say it with me) book, has dispensed the most priceless blowjob techniques ever known to woman. I cannot emphasize this point enough.

7) Jenna is perhaps the first full-on crossover porn star and will no doubt pave the way for others.

8) Jenna always looks better than anyone else on screen.

9) Jenna has the best ink, and I esp like her new one from Kat Von D. (http://www.dotspotter.com/photos/355056_Jenna_Jameson_and_boyfriend_Tito_Ortiz_with _Lil_John)

10) I really can't think of a tenth one. Um. Oh -- Jenna is top in her field and has gotten to where she is without ever once conceding to do anal on camera. Her choice, bitches!

Probably time to load the dryer, thank you.

[hitmonlee]

1) Jenna is the adult woman's Barbie. She's irresistable eye candy for girls because she looks glam and fab and done up to such a degree that she transcends reality, therefore no knee-jerk comparisons or jealousy can arise.


read: she's boring and generic


2) Jenna has fun. She always looks into it, in control, and in a good mood.


well if that's what you think. personally i can see her dead pornstar eyes.


3) Jenna has a sense of humor about herself and the world. She's funny. Read her book! She openly jokes about her horrible boob job, for one thing.


man has every female in the world read the jenna jameson book? generic.


4) Jenna fucked Tommy Lee. And it was drunken and brutal! Read her book!


i'll pay that one


5) On a serious tip, Jenna was brutally gang raped and openly discusses this without using it as the reason she went into porn. Read her book.


yet, it probably is one of the reasons.


6) Jenna, through films and her (say it with me) book, has dispensed the most priceless blowjob techniques ever known to woman. I cannot emphasize this point enough.


its not rocket science.


7) Jenna is perhaps the first full-on crossover porn star and will no doubt pave the way for others.


you think this is a good thing?


8) Jenna always looks better than anyone else on screen.


not true, and you're reiterating point 1) there.


9) Jenna has the best ink, and I esp like her new one from Kat Von D. (http://www.dotspotter.com/photos/355056_Jenna_Jameson_and_boyfriend_Tito_Ortiz_with _Lil_John)


she didnt have all those tatts when she did porn.


10) I really can't think of a tenth one. Um. Oh -- Jenna is top in her field and has gotten to where she is without ever once conceding to do anal on camera. Her choice, bitches!


again... that's a good thing? makes her a bit of a pissweak pron star imo.

[mikizee]

Hitmonlee, I have noticed lately that you have been very critical and negative on this board lately. About pretty much everything.

Not having a dig at all, just wondering any particular reason for being in what seems like a grotty mood lately?

[Kid Presentable]

She's not in a grotty mood. it's her best posting run ever. Keep it up, bitch.

Belladonna >> _________

[mikizee]

Well who am I to argue.

Let the good times roll.

[hitmonlee]

Hitmonlee, I have noticed lately that you have been very critical and negative on this board lately. About pretty much everything.

Not having a dig at all, just wondering any particular reason for being in what seems like a grotty mood lately?

ITS THE HORIZONTAL SCROLLING, IT ANGERS ME
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/forumdisplay.php?f=15

and i mean really, jenna jameson? how fucking original. that's who 15 year olds who've only seen one porno list as their favourite.

[Kid Presentable]

Serious, though. You're not enjoying it? I think it's great. Hitmonlee's posts are making me smile.

[alikat]

she didnt have all those tatts when she did porn.


^ Yes she did, check her legs and the back of her neck, and of course the ass heartbreaker flash has always been her trademark.

Other than that I have no problem with your other points -- I just fully recognize than I'm glorifying and promoting a total Barbie doll and I'm prepared to take the heat.

Oh, this just in . . .

and i mean really, jenna jameson? how fucking original. that's who 15 year olds who've only seen one porno list as their favourite.


True, I feel you. But for the record I'm her age and used to work in a porn shop. Watched a lot. Sticking with a (n albeit generic) classic staple.

[mikizee]

I wouldn't say I'm not enjoying it.

Just something I've noticed. The horizontal scrolling bothered me for about 10 minutes until I upped the resolution on my screen, which I had been meaning to do anyway. Now with my 22 inch widescreen monitor there is a good 2 and a half inches of black either side of the board. I LOVE my monitor. I want to make love to it.

Oh yeah, Heather Brooke is my favourite. For what looks like the world's best blowjobs. And only shagging her husband, which is admirable and far from slutty.

So lets give it up for my awesome monitor.

Oh yeah, and Heather Brooke.

[hitmonlee]

^ Yes she did, check her legs and the back of her neck, and of course the ass heartbreaker flash has always been her trademark.

no she didn't. you specifically said "her new one from..."

[Kid Presentable]

Mike, I checked out that Heather lady. She certainly is adept at the throating of penis. I wonder how her enthusiasm would translate to a sales role?

[mikizee]

I think she'd be good at anything she put her mouth... i mean mind, to.

[alikat]

You can watch some Heather Brooke on your awesome monitor!

(And I can't resist pointing to Jenna's two phases where she only fucked her husband -- first Brad Armstrong then Justin Sterling. Just sayin(y)).

[ericlee]

Debbie from Debbie does Dallas... Marilyn Chambers...

I'm not up to par in the pron world these days but, I can't stand chicks with tramp stamps, any kind of piercings..

And I hate it when women have zits on their ass. Pop that damn thing before you go fucking on camera, will ya?

Oh wait, Charmine Starr is pretty damn hot, nicely trimmed muff and ummm Asia Carrera?

[alikat]

no she didn't. you specifically said "her new one from..."

Oy, here we go again. I was replying to "she didn't have all those tattoos when she did porn" -- yes, she indeed had almost all of her current ink when she did porn. It is true that the new one is . . . new.

I thought you said I'm alright Spider.

[hitmonlee]

Oy, here we go again. I was replying to "she didn't have all those tattoos when she did porn" -- yes, she indeed had almost all of her current ink when she did porn. It is true that the new one is . . . new.

I thought you said I'm alright Spider.

jenna jameson fangirls are the worst breed of females ever!

my "all" did indeed mean "every single tattoo". i wasn't just sticking the word "all" in there for fun, hey.

see what i did there?

[Kid Presentable]

woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!:D

[alikat]

i see what u did there, yes. go semantics! seems my only weapon at this point would be to keep typing so you are forced to scroll horozontally in order to read the entire sentence i am writing to you at this point in time right now unless you have managed to adjust your screen setting in the past few minutes which probably didn't happen, computers and monitors and browser settings being the temperamental things they are. mwahahaha!

i have another load of laundry to finish so i leave you in peace.

[insertnamehere]

i dont really like pro pornstars all that much. granted i havnt seen a lot of the pro's... i just generally dont like that look, you know? i much prefer ameture porn. like when its couples doing the kind of shit i could manage to.

i feel like i watch porn waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than i should. oh well.

[hitmonlee]

i see what u did there, yes. go semantics! seems my only weapon at this point would be to keep typing so you are forced to scroll horozontally in order to read the entire sentence i am writing to you at this point in time right now unless you have managed to adjust your screen setting in the past few minutes which probably didn't happen, computers and monitors and browser settings being the temperamental things they are. mwahahaha!

i have another load of laundry to finish so i leave you in peace.

nice play. no i didn't fix my settings as without a new monitor i can't change my resolution. actually now you've given me the idea to spam all the threads with whinging about horizontal scrolling so that everyone gets annoyed with me complaining and gets on board with my issue.

i can't even buy a bigger screen for a laptop!

BEASTIE BOYS ARE PREJUDICED. THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT RICH PEOPLE. THEY DO NOT CARE IF THE POOR CANNOT ACCESS THEIR SITE. (n) (n)

[insertnamehere]

how fuckin big iss your moniter?

[TAL]

I guess we all need some pictures of Jenna to swoon over then.

Here's a face. (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna-jameson-celebrity-catwalk-00.jpg)

Here's the same face. (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/jenna_jameson_heatherette_00.jpg)

Here's a stick with plastic boobs. (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/04/jenna-jameson-tao-skinny-01.jpg)

Here's a tanned freak. (http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01-thumb.jpg)


How odd, I didn't come close to swooning.

[alikat]

nice play. no i didn't fix my settings as without a new monitor i can't change my resolution. actually now you've given me the idea to spam all the threads with whinging about horizontal scrolling so that everyone gets annoyed with me complaining and gets on board with my issue.

i can't even buy a bigger screen for a laptop!

BEASTIE BOYS ARE PREJUDICED. THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT RICH PEOPLE. THEY DO NOT CARE IF THE POOR CANNOT ACCESS THEIR SITE. (n) (n)

My laundry is fluffed and folded and -- oh what's this?

Damn, girl, you go!
I mean my laptop screen works fine
here but I stand with you for the larger issue --
I mean these are Webby Award
winners for chrissakes.
Bring down
the entire
institution.

(and thus was born
board poetry
out of
necessity for the
scrolling
underclass)

[Calimero jr.]

One of my sister's classmates when she was a kid, Sandy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1689346/), became later a pornstar in Italy, did a few movies with Rocco Siffredi. She was quite cute then, now she doesn't even look human anymore...:(
I still have some pictures of her with me and my sister playing as kids, always funny feeling to look at her back then and think of she did later...

[ericlee]

and so the new breed of pron arises. Hitmon, sittin alone and pissed off bout a small screen.

And on her door, a rat tat tat...It's the inarwebberssss dude. "I came to give you a bigger screen"

*chigga chigga wah wah*

[roosta]

the girls from 2 girls 1 cup, they're kinda classy but girl next doorish

[insertnamehere]

^ i was actually thinking of saying that, but i felt like all we ever talk about anymore is 2girls1cup

[Yetra Flam]

i don't even know any porn stars. am i supposed to? are girls supposed to be all into pro-porn now?

[insertnamehere]

i'm not into pro porn, but i'm all about some free streaming internet porn that doesn't require any kind of membership

[Rock]

Jenna Jameson is not that hot. She is like a barbie doll since she is all plastic. I don't get it and I don't wanna.

Jenna Haze and Alisha Klaiss....dirty dirty girls.

[AceFace]

i like Mr Marcus! he's soooooo hot with the hat and all.

[Bob]

Jenna Jameson is not that hot. She is like a barbie doll since she is all plastic. I don't get it and I don't wanna.

Jenna Haze and Alisha Klaiss....dirty dirty girls.

jenna haze kinda looks like a corpse sometimes

i can't explain it, but she does

[Rock]

jenna haze kinda looks like a corpse sometimes

i can't explain it, but she does

thats why she is on my list.

[insertnamehere]

this brings me to the issue of how come it seems like so much porn these days is anal-oriented? i dont wanna see that. whats the appeal of anal sex? i want some good ol' fashioned penis-in-vagina or i want lesbians damnit :mad:

[cookiepuss]

I'm sorry but jenna jameson looks HORRIBLE NOW. yes. she does.

she's too fucking skinny. no really, it's scary.
she's got too much collagen in her lips.
She's orange. fake tan orange.

to sum it up she's a puffy liped umpa loompa skelator chick and it's not attractive.(n)

you know who was great?
GINGER LYNN
back in her day she was bomb.(y)

[Rock]

Seka

[ToucanSpam]

This should have been a Sure Shots thread.



Also, I'll randomly say Jada Fire.

[hitmonlee]

this brings me to the issue of how come it seems like so much porn these days is anal-oriented? i dont wanna see that. whats the appeal of anal sex? i want some good ol' fashioned penis-in-vagina or i want lesbians damnit :mad:

everyone's been desensitised. i find lesbians and penis in vagina sex boring (in pron)

[Randetica]

yeah that plain fucking and sucking bores me now

only fat grandmas fisting tranny midgets can get me off anymore

[insertnamehere]

i guess i just like seeing stuff thats stuff id actually like to be happening to me. id very much like to be recieving oral pleasure or to be getting a good deep dickin'... i DONT want anything in my ass.

maybe its like, ive been so overexposed to outrageous shit that like, that stuff is boring and i need to seek out nice normal porn?

[Randetica]

id very much like to be recieving oral pleasure or to be getting a good deep dickin'...

you dont have to ask me twice! but 3 times cuz i got class!