Do you hear what I hear?

[hardnox71]

I'm talking about the non-stop, all day-all night, no matter where the fuck you go Christmas music that is blaring from the four corners on a constant loop. Don't get me wrong.....I absolutley love Christmas. I really do. But the music has GOT TO GO. Like, right now for instance. I have "Do you hear what I hear?" blasting in my ears and as a direct result it will be stuck in my head for the rest of the fucking day.......or at least until some other insipid song takes its place. :mad:

*Do you hear what I hear?*
The only thing I would like to hear is the sound of me chopping down the fucking pear tree twelve days in a row.

Oh, BTW, Merry X-mas everybody!!:)

[paul jones]

I'm talking about the non-stop, all day-all night, no matter where the fuck you go Christmas music that is blaring from the four corners on a constant loop. Don't get me wrong.....I absolutley love Christmas. I really do. But the music has GOT TO GO. Like, right now for instance. I have "Do you hear what I hear?" blasting in my ears and as a direct result it will be stuck in my head for the rest of the fucking day.......or at least until some other insipid song takes its place. :mad:

*Do you hear what I hear?*
The only thing I would like to hear is the sound of me chopping down the fucking pear tree twelve days in a row.

Oh, BTW, Merry X-mas everybody!!:)


what song is that?

[hardnox71]

what song is that?

Oh, so now you're gonna make me type it out, huh?

You are pure evil. You know that, right?

*Do you hear what I hear?*
echo(Do you hear what I hear?)
*Do you see what I see?
echo(Do you see what I see?)
Blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah...

...so on and so forth.

Maybe that's not the actual title of the song but it's the part that keeps running through my head so that's what I call it.....the Fucking Do You Hear What I Hear song.

[AceFace]

a star a star dancing in the night...


i work in the mall every christmas and god damn am i sick of christmas music. i do have my favorites, but the mall has pretty much ruined my feelings of the whole season.

[paul jones]

Oh, so now you're gonna make me type it out, huh?

You are pure evil. You know that, right?

*Do you hear what I hear?*
echo(Do you hear what I hear?)
*Do you see what I see?
echo(Do you see what I see?)
Blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah...

...so on and so forth.

Maybe that's not the actual title of the song but it's the part that keeps running through my head so that's what I call it.....the Fucking Do You Hear What I Hear song.

Is it that song about Santa fucking his reindeers?

[DandyFop]

The only thing worse than Christmas music everywhere is how EVERYBODY ALWAYS FUCKING COMPLAINS ABOUT IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Everyone turns into a shitty comedian during Christmas time and thinks they are so great for not liking the holidays. Just shut the fuck up!

[hardnox71]

The only thing worse than Christmas music everywhere is how EVERYBODY ALWAYS FUCKING COMPLAINS ABOUT IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Everyone turns into a shitty comedian during Christmas time and thinks they are so great for not liking the holidays. Just shut the fuck up!

I would cry, DF, if I actually gave a fuck about anything you said.

[hardnox71]

Is it that song about Santa fucking his reindeers?

Paul, my good man, something tells me that the holidays at your house are quite interesting.:D

[paul jones]

seeing this is a Hardnox loves christmas thread I'll post about my christmas shopping experience today

Too many years I have left xmas shopping until last minute and it's not happening again so I went to the 'MALL' and yeah,there was more people than usual cos they were christmas shopping so I went into Virgin Megastore and got everything for everyone I needed to get stuff for in there and it only took 30 mins(y)

then I went to get crappy cards from a card shop and had to fight my way past old ladies and mothers with baby buggies and that only took 10 mins.

I can't remember hearing xmas music but there probably was,yeah,probably but I wasn't really listening

I was just pleased I got the nightmare of christmas shopping done in under an hour.I could have done it online but ah fuck it

[abcdefz]

I didn't hear any Christmas music in stores until just a couple few weeks ago. I thought that showed real restraint.

Then again, I don't go to malls and stuff, so maybe that's part of it.

[paul jones]

Paul, my good man, something tells me that the holidays at your house are quite interesting.:D

nah not really.Christmas was only good when I used to get Star Wars action figures as a kid

[paul jones]

Then again, I don't go to malls and stuff, so maybe that's part of it.

they're just full of zombies

[MC Moot]

I wish they'd play "Little Drummer Boy" alllll year long...pa rum pum pum pum,rum pum pum pum,rum pum pum pum....:D

[abcdefz]

"Little Drummer Boy" repeatedly uses the word "rump" in it. That's kinda sick.

[hardnox71]

1.seeing this is a Hardnox loves christmas thread I'll post about my christmas shopping experience today

2.I was just pleased I got the nightmare of christmas shopping done in under an hour.

1. Like I said, I DO love Christmas. It's just the music that is annoying.

2. If you wrote a 'How-to' book, you'd be rich.

[hardnox71]

"Little Drummer Boy" repeatedly uses the word "rump" in it. That's kinda sick.

He, he, he......you said 'rump'.

*snicker, chuckle, snort*

I know....I'm so fucking juvenile sometimes.

[Yetra Flam]

i heard a song in a store the other day, i think it was "christmas in america" something along those lines. it used the words "freedom" and "liberty" a lot. i can't remember any of the other lyrics.

[hardnox71]

i heard a song in a store the other day, i think it was "christmas in america" something along those lines. it used the words "freedom" and "liberty" a lot. i can't remember any of the other lyrics.

Doesn't ring any jingle bells.

[Yetra Flam]

i was in j crew at the time :(
totally not my choice:(

[TAL]

My parents are going away and my younger brother is gonna be with his
girlfriend and her family. So I get to be all by myself again, just like 2005 :D(y)

[paul jones]

1. Like I said, I DO love Christmas. It's just the music that is annoying.

2. If you wrote a 'How-to' book, you'd be rich.

1. The music is satanic
2. I'll start writing then(y)

[AceFace]

i heard a song in a store the other day, i think it was "christmas in america" something along those lines. it used the words "freedom" and "liberty" a lot. i can't remember any of the other lyrics.

OMG i am SO embarrassed that you had to hear that. i'm embarrassed for the whole country.

[Yetra Flam]

it was funny at least.

[hardnox71]

OMG i am SO embarrassed that you had to hear that. i'm embarrassed for the whole country.

Well, Ace, it uhhhh........it sounds to me as if you're claiming responsibility for this wretched assault on our eardrums.

Do you have anything to do with the origins of this Liberty song? Anything whatsoever?

ANSWER ME, DAMN YOU!!

[AceFace]

Well, Ace, it uhhhh........it sounds to me as if you're claiming responsibility for this wretched assault on our eardrums.

Do you have anything to do with the origins of this Liberty song? Anything whatsoever?

ANSWER ME, DAMN YOU!!

i admit, i was jealous of LEE GREENWOOD and wanted to make my own version of "proud to be an american". i needed a twist... and what's more american than christmas!? nothing i tell you! (maybe 4th of july, but i couldn't wait)

i'm glad the stores are shoving my song down your ears! i need the money!

[abcdefz]

i heard a song in a store the other day, i think it was "christmas in america" something along those lines. it used the words "freedom" and "liberty" a lot. i can't remember any of the other lyrics.



That was the Christmas song in Team America.

[hardnox71]

That was the Christmas song in Team America.

That gives me an idea for a Christmas game. Played like Name That Tune. Take obscure holiday music and try to guess where it's from.....we could call it For The Love God, Turn That Off!!

I like it. I think it has real potential.

[Bob]

"Little Drummer Boy" repeatedly uses the word "rump" in it. That's kinda sick.

it wasn't written by catholics, was it?

no, wait, that was "little altar boy"

[hardnox71]

it wasn't written by catholics, was it?

no, wait, that was "little altar boy"

If I was a devout Catholic, Bob, I would find that post extremely offensive.





But I'm not, so I'm dying over here!!!:D

[abcdefz]

Yeah, it's we Protestants that have a thing for drummers.

[Bob]

bang the drummer boy slowly

edit: new page??? COME ON

[skra75]

WAY UP IN THE SKY LITTLE LAMB

[abcdefz]

bang the drummer boy slowly




Too far :D

[hardnox71]

Yeah, I would probably say so. It's way too far.........but still funny as hell.

[insertnamehere]

i've started wishing people happy chaunaka. i think im gonna buy chaunaka wrapping paper this year for people's holiday gifts.

i'm not jewish. but im not christan either, so really, why does it matter which winter holiday i chose to acknowlage? i felt like switching things up a bit. also, blue and white defiantly kicks ass compared to red and green. but man fuck that kwanzaa bullshit. last year i gave a few people "winter solstice" presents.

[Randetica]

yesterday i wanted to stab my ears cause i went to a shop and heard britney spears singning some stupid x mas song on the radio

the "ive been a good girl this year" part made me laugh though

[GreenEarthAl]

I really haven't heard much this year. I'd like to keep it that way.

I find Christmas generally irrelevant in my life. I appreciate the winter solstice though. Finally start getting some light back on the top half of the world.

(assuming that you're looking at a map that's right side up.)

[marsdaddy]

The kids keep singing Xmas songs throughout Feb. :mad:

[ericlee]

jingle bells
batman smells
and Robin layed an egg
the batmobile lost it's wheel and the Joker got away, HEY!!

[Randetica]

The kids keep singing Xmas songs throughout Feb. :mad:

kids as in special olympic kids?

[DandyFop]

I would cry, DF, if I actually gave a fuck about anything you said.

Hey, man, truce. I hope Santa gives you the ass-fisting you asked for (y)

[Randetica]

i absolutely love walking into a shop and theres x mas songs playing (if it's not by b s) but working there and hearing that shit 8/6 would make me go amok

besides the x mas haters i love pretty much everything about x mas

[taquitos]

WAY UP IN THE SKY LITTLE LAMB

i like the song, this is the best line

[ms.peachy]

Happens every year. I can't get worked up about it.

[jennyb]

I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE Christmas music. Especially when sung by Frank, Sammy or Dean. *shrug*

[abcdefz]

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" is a hot, hot, hot song. (y)