ATTN: America

[Lex Diamonds]

Step your game up.

VIDEO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE)

[QueenAdrock]

You can find idiots in any country.

[Lex Diamonds]

Not of that calibre...

[QueenAdrock]

You really can. Find someone in another country with limited education and ask them the same questions.

I found girls on the bus today in Canada saying the stupidest shit ever, and then they started bragging about how they "never needed high school" and it's all a bunch of drama anyways. They're going to grow up to be those people that are interviewed and put on youtube for being stupid.

[Lex Diamonds]

No seriously, you couldn't find a group of people who were all that stupid in England. Maybe the moron disease has spread to Canada but over here most people know how to spell the name of their own country.

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, but interviewing a simple 8 morons you find off the street hardly speaks for all 300,000,000 people living in America. I'm sure there were plenty of Americans who DID answer the questions correctly...but since it's not funny, it's not put on the video.

[Bob]

man, they didn't show my interview. i got all those questions right! that's weird that they'd do that

[b i o n i c]

i dunno, british people and those patches on their tweed blazers' elbows... those are pretty dumb

[mikizee]

this is worse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjtdxcNsRCM)

[TurdBerglar]

is that what you fuckers think everone in the US is like? those are the types of people you'd see at the bus station trying to trap a pigeon with a large brimmed hat.

[Yetra Flam]

hahahahha

[mikizee]

is that what you fuckers think everone in the US is like?

yes

[Tone Capone]

Is this because Hatton got his ass served to him?

Don't be like that.

[Bob]

yes

you're too busy having constant beach parties to really figure out the truth, what do you know

[TurdBerglar]

and carving boomerangs

[Bob]

boxing kangaroos

[TurdBerglar]

searching for kids stolen by dingos

[Bob]

buying wallabee meat

[RobMoney$]

and eating shrimp on the barbie with crocodile dundee

[TurdBerglar]

waltzing with matilda

[Yetra Flam]

you people

[TurdBerglar]

you feel the same way, shithead

[RobMoney$]

GUPPY (http://www.ozmagic3.homestead.com/files/VicBigWhiteEnlargeVH.jpg)

BEER (http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/image/s_fosters-lager.jpg)

[Bob]

you feel the same way, shithead

except i wasn't serious

except for the wallaby thing, you guys apparently do actually do that and that's just weird to me

[Yetra Flam]

yeah they do. that's fucked up

[TurdBerglar]

retarded ass words like billabong, platypus and glingerbobs. i made that last one up buy i bet there's something as equally as retarded.

[Yetra Flam]

place names are the best ones.

[TurdBerglar]

read the lyrics to waltzing matilda and try to tell me that is something you can understand. oh wait. you probably recite it over and over again every day as you do your morning routine

[Yetra Flam]

my mother wanted to call me matilda, she was all into australia and excited about australian shit at the time.

[RobMoney$]

LETS PUT DOWN THE U.S. TODAY AND CALL THEM STUPID TO MAKE OURSELVES FEEL BETTER BECAUSE OUR GREAT WHITE DRUNKEN HOPE LOST TO A U.S. CITIZEN WHOM NO ONE LIKES LOLZZZ.


...am I close?

[TurdBerglar]

my mother wanted to call me matilda, she was all into australia and excited about australian shit at the time.



Matilda
a romantic term for a swagman's bundle.

swagman
a man who travelled the country looking for work.

so basically a bum's duffel bag infest with lice. yup, sums you up perfectly.

[Yetra Flam]

hahaha :(

[TurdBerglar]

matilda "duffel lice" hankin

kinda rolls off the tongue

[mikizee]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/607139/funny_australian_city_names/

[Calimero jr.]

You can't beat this place (http://www.vienna-life.com/media/pics/fucking-austria.jpg) in Austria :D

[icy manipulator]

until i was about 19 i thought it was Walt Sing Matilda

[Planetary]

LETS PUT DOWN THE U.S. TODAY AND CALL THEM STUPID TO MAKE OURSELVES FEEL BETTER BECAUSE OUR GREAT WHITE DRUNKEN HOPE LOST TO A U.S. CITIZEN WHOM NO ONE LIKES LOLZZZ.


...am I close?

i think you're close to a heart attack. pipe down fatty...

[skra75]

yeah whatever because UK (http://www.lakewoodfamilydental.com/images/bad-teeth.jpg) ppl have. (http://flapsblog.com/?cat=23)
Also, (http://www.british-shorthair.fr/mediac/400_0/media/british231005082.JPG)

[Lex Diamonds]

i think you're close to a heart attack. pipe down fatty...
Couldn't have put it better myself. He's just mad cuz I'm styling on him.

[venusvenus123]

why do you talk to yourself?

[Lex Diamonds]

Because nobody else understands us...

[venusvenus123]

:(

[venusvenus123]

you're like nicky and jessica in heroes. :D

[Lex Diamonds]

We could be heroes... just for one day.

[hardnox71]

I agree with Queen that, yes, there are definitely world class idiots in every country. Stupidity is universal. But being asked to name a country that starts with 'U' and not being able to come up with an answer is pretty bad. It's completely unforgiveable when you live in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!

There is absolutely no excuse for that level of idiocy.

[scotty]

In the interests of fairness, I tried to find some video of stupid Australians but this was the best I could come up with. Personally, I think the guy interviewing is a complete idiot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdWST9-X-sE

Some more Chaser interviewing Americans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjtdxcNsRCM

[icy manipulator]

mikizee already posted that 9/11 link scotty:p

and that american is more of a retard than the ppl he's interviewing

[scotty]

I figured someone might have posted that link already, and probably in this thread, but I couldn't be bothered checking :o

My link it to it was better anyway :D

[Randetica]

Couldn't have put it better myself. He's just mad cuz I'm styling on him.

lol

cute how youre enjoying your new G line

[icy manipulator]

OI YANKS!!! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=g-4qYRRS3Xw&feature=related)

[abcdefz]

Yeah, but interviewing a simple 8 morons you find off the street hardly speaks for all 300,000,000 people living in America. I'm sure there were plenty of Americans who DID answer the questions correctly...but since it's not funny, it's not put on the video.



Exactly. It's almost as if Borat or Michael Moore directed that segment.

[Lex Diamonds]

lol

cute how youre enjoying your new G line
Nah, that's my old G line. Papoose brought it back though.

[Randetica]

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