Have you/would you piss on a lover?

[Kid Presentable]

How did it go? Was it in the shower? Did they 'wear' a toilet seat? Ladies, have you ever encountered those dudes who are fascinated with the idea of a chick pissing near them, but not on them? Anybody donned a swimming cap and gone under?

[camo]

I've had a 'stealth piss' in the shower if that counts?

[Kid Presentable]

I pissed on an ex-girlfriends jacket sleepwalking one night. And a friend of mine pissed on her boyfriend in an act of jocularity in the shower once, apparently.

[mikizee]

Once when I was having a shower with my ex i needed to take a wizz so I did. I was laughing to myself and she looked at me and said 'what are you laughing at?' and she looked down and I was wizzing on her stomach. She didn't find it that funny.

I did.

I'm drunk, what the fuck are u gonna do about it

wanna fight

I want some bbq chicken.

Damn it, I just rang a few open-at-midnight supermarkets and none of them have roasted chicken

fuckin dammit

I really want some chicken

I'll regret this post in the morning

[Randetica]

i think theres some pee in lady squirtings

[insertnamehere]

i've pissed off a lover

that was necessary

[abcdefz]

A girl pissed on my futon once.

Needless to say, that was a one-night + morning stand. (n)

[Kid Presentable]

The girls at the races and festivals taking front-of-line at the blokes urinals always cracks me up.

[Kid Presentable]

*Dons swim-cap*

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I've had a 'stealth piss' in the shower if that counts?

And what, pray tell, is one of those?

And in answer to the question, NO and NO *shudders*

[-T-]

A girl pissed on my futon once.

Needless to say, that was a one-night + morning stand. (n)


Poppy peed on my sofa!

[Kid Presentable]

I have to admit, I've never suggested it.

"I could go to the bathroom, or stay put. You decide!"

[Randetica]

i have to deal with piss all the time, it lost its thrill :(

[Kid Presentable]

And what, pray tell, is one of those?

And in answer to the question, NO and NO *shudders*

Any reason why not?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Any reason why not?

Because it's just so....ewwww. Why would anyone want to is more the question? It's not exactly the sexiest thing to do when in the throes of passion.

Maybe i'm just old fashioned :D

[Kid Presentable]

Old fashioned these days is kneeling down to be pissed on, I'm sure. Fucking world....

[Kid Presentable]

One time I tried pissing into a beer bottle on a road-trip and made too much contact with the mouth-piece, as the explosion of wee and loud "ffffssshst" sound would attest.

[Kid Presentable]

ps I'd piss on any of you cunts

[The Notorious LOL]

I would like to hear a serious perspective from a person with a piss fetish on what exactly is erotic about it because I find it to be incredibly revolting.

If its a power/control type of thing I can think of about a billion other ways that can be put into play in the bedroom without the raunch (i.e. handcuffs, tying someone up, hair pulling, etc etc etc).

[insertnamehere]

the only thing i can figure (and i most assuredly don't have a piss fetish) is that either it's because it sort of mimics ejaculation, or just because it feels good to have a piss sometime

[AceFace]

And, I would totally "sword fight" with any of you cunts.

Edit: That means "crossing the streams."

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!

http://xenafan.com/movies/ghostbusters/crossed.jpg

[The Notorious LOL]

it sort of mimics ejaculation

how? pissing is like this 30+ second long process of continuous flow....whereas ejaculation is squirt squirt squirt yer done.

[mikizee]

how? pissing is like this 30+ second long process of continuous flow....whereas ejaculation is squirt squirt squirt yer done.

speak for yourself

[kaiser soze]

I pissed on my roommates nightstand one time while fucked up beyond belief

and I pissed on my ex's feet a few times in the shower....ahhh yea

[hitmonlee]

I would like to hear a serious perspective from a person with a piss fetish on what exactly is erotic about it because I find it to be incredibly revolting.

If its a power/control type of thing I can think of about a billion other ways that can be put into play in the bedroom without the raunch (i.e. handcuffs, tying someone up, hair pulling, etc etc etc).

why cant it be part of the power control thing? its the next step in degradation, and unlike shit, piss isn't "dirty".

i think i'd only do it with someone who'd drank a lot of water. concentrated piss is gross.

[TOY]

A pint'o piss can cure migraines.


TRUTH

[The Notorious LOL]

why cant it be part of the power control thing? its the next step in degradation, and unlike shit, piss isn't "dirty".

i think i'd only do it with someone who'd drank a lot of water. concentrated piss is gross.

It can be, I suppose. It just kinda crosses that line over towards weirdoland.

[ericlee]

One time I tried pissing into a beer bottle on a road-trip and made too much contact with the mouth-piece, as the explosion of wee and loud "ffffssshst" sound would attest.


I pissed on a beer bottle while drunk once. "on" because I forgot to take the cap off.

I also pissed in a bottle in the backseat of a cab in Thailand and missed and pissed all over the cab's floor.

[Bob]

speak for yourself

maybe you should drink more water

[Kid Presentable]

I remember reading a porno mag full of slags, and the only hot girl in it was being pissed on by some dudes. The captions (because narrative is always important) claimed that she loved "their delicious lemonade". They ripped that girl off, man. especially if she was paying for it.

[Randetica]

i saw porn where a guy pissed into a cup then the woman took the cup and spilled the piss into his butthole then he pushed it out and she drank it

ruined my boner. for a sec.

[russhie]

I remember reading a porno mag full of slags, and the only hot girl in it was being pissed on by some dudes. The captions (because narrative is always important) claimed that she loved "their delicious lemonade". They ripped that girl off, man. especially if she was paying for it.

Porno talk <3

[icy manipulator]

sure, if they were bitten by a box jellyfish.....

[R. Kelly]

who up for a shower?

[Freebasser]

Dorothy Wood is seriously considering pissing on her lover.

[Dorothy Wood]

ha! spy!

no. If a boy peed on me in the shower, or even near me, I would promptly grab him by the neck and slam his face against the faucet.

I think peeing in the shower is sick anyway, the hot water just seems like it would splash it everywhere and create a piss steam that you would inhale. and that's fucking gross.

pee smells bad. I don't want it on me. keep it in the toilet please.

[ffcp]

Someone should open a new thread called... Have you/ would you cum on a lover?:confused: whatever

[Yetra Flam]

ah no because that happens all the time. pissing doesn't.

[Waus]

Did you know that urine is sterile? You can drink it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csbd_0zXx6s)

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

My grandfather would constantly remind me to be thankful for all that I had, because (and I quote) he had to "drink my own piss to get across that desert alive" when he crossed the border illegally back in the day. Dude is one of the richest miner's in Arizona now though.

DRINK UP.