Listen all you New Yorkers....

[beastiegirrl101]

I must say this is quite a deal (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/roo/507926755.html)

[beastiegirrl101]

What? You aren't comfortable prancing around in your panties in front of strangers?

[Yetra Flam]

flagged for removal! what was it?

[beastiegirrl101]

$100 Great offer for open minded woman (East Village)

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Reply to: keithm997@yahoo.com
Date: 2007-12-13, 9:12AM EST


Many of you who read this ad are going to find it very
offensive. Please
understand that while this offer might not work for
you, there are people out there in this world that
have different levels of comfort with certain ideas
that might be offensive to the majority of the
population.

I got this idea from an article in Time Out New York
that I read a while ago. I live in a 2 bedroom
apartment that I inherited and now own. I live alone
in the East Village, and have an empty bedroom and a
lot of space. I am offering the empty room w/private
bathroom for only $100 a month. Here is the catch...of
course there is a catch. I'm a white late 20's guy
that works in finance. I work A LOT and therefore my
social life has become nonexistent. So, I want to add
a little bit of excitement to my life. I would like to
rent the room to a woman between the age of 18-27.
You should be a free spirited, liberal minded person
who is very open minded. I would like you to be a
slim attractive girl who is OK with occasionally
walking around or hanging out in her underwear
<---yes...that would be the slightly crazy part.

I would never ask you to strip or do anything at all.
You must be someone who
occasionally walks around like that and is ok
with me being around when you do. I know this is a
strange arrangement, but like I said earlier, I am
trying to add some exitement to my life:) I am not
looking for anything to develop into a relationship,
or to have you start acting like a girlfriend. If you
are interested, send me an email so I can discuss it
further with you. There is no sexual contact or
anything involved. I WOULD NEED THE ARRANGEMENT
TO BE 100% CONFIDENTIAL. I know that it makes no
sense to put my pic on here if I want it to be
confidential, but I figured it was a necessary risk to
take if I wanted solid responses. If you are
interested please send me your pic. It does not have
to be a provocative pic. But a body pic would help.
The apartment is huge-near St Marks. The kitchen is
big...very bright living area. The room for rent is
very big too AND HAS ITS OWN BATHROOM. PLEASE do NOT
respond by saying "WHY WOULD A GUY AS GOOD LOOKING AS
YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS". We all have our
reasons.....Thanks

[Yetra Flam]

hmm
$100 a month in the east village though.

[ms.peachy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAhaa...


Yeah, that part made me snort too.

[kaiser soze]

I'd hit it

[taquitos]

somebody post the pic of this guy

[insertnamehere]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, if i was living in new york and met his requirements i'd totally do it. it's just walking around in your underwear, so what. there are girl that wear practically nothing out on the street all the time. so maybe he'd jerk off while thinkin about me. no biggie. im sure he woudlnt be the only one who ever had. ive rubbed a few out while thinking about people i actually know in real life so i expect others have done likewise while thinking about me.

if the guy turns out to be a total nut job, you can always move out.

[beastieangel01]

^yeah until he decideds to murder you and chop you up in to pieces so he can wear your ass as a helmet.

[TurdBerglar]

don't be stupid


asses are way to soft for helmets

[mickill]

I agree.

If I was going to use a part of someone else's body as a helmet, I'd use their head.

[insertnamehere]

i have a pretty giant head. my skull would probably make a good helmet for someone with a small head


tonight at work we were talking about how we wondered what humans tasted like. i know anatomically we're similar to pigs, but to me our meat looks rather like red meat. but human fat looks like chicken fat.

hmmmmmm

[Bob]

I agree.

If I was going to use a part of someone else's body as a helmet, I'd use their head.

i'd probably make a walking stick out of their spine

[TurdBerglar]

i have a pretty giant head. my skull would probably make a good helmet for someone with a small head


tonight at work we were talking about how we wondered what humans tasted like. i know anatomically we're similar to pigs, but to me our meat looks rather like red meat. but human fat looks like chicken fat.

hmmmmmm

i've burnt my fingers on sodering irons quite a bit. what's the first thing you do when you burn a finger? you suck on it! by fingers burnt my sodering irons were pretty damn tastey, i have to admit.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Rape.

[jabumbo]

i'd do it

[Kid Presentable]

a real man would put on a swim cap and piss on you while you walked around listening to an all Ike Turner ipod.

[hardnox71]

This is one of those stories you see Bill Kurtis doing on A&E.....everyone in NYC running around trying to find out what happened to the outgoing college girl who was last seen renting a room from some guy who all the neighbors say was quiet and kept to himself alot.

In fact, I think I saw this on Law & Order last season.

I wouldn't do it in a million years (providing that I was in my twenties with titties and a cooch, mind you).