SON OF A BITCH, THAT HURTS!!!

[hardnox71]

I got out of the hospital yesterday. I was admitted into John Stroger, Jr. Hospital (formerly known as Cook County Hospital made famous on ER) Tuesday night for a jaw fracture. I was fucking around horseplaying with a friend and slipped on some ice and landed on my fucking chin. Now I have partial numbness in my tongue, chin and lower lip and the doctor says it might be permanent, he's not sure. I also have a metal plate and two screws holding my left jawbone together. And to top it all off my mouth is wired shut for the next six weeks. (I am expecting an onslaught of snide remarks about me not being able to open my mouth so go on and get them out of the way early on, k? thx)

When I came out of surgery they kept pumping me full of morphine, which I kind of liked, truth be told. Didn't feel shit. But now the morphine is no more. They gave me a bunch of shit to take home with me. I have (everything liquid) Ibuprofen, penicillin, some kind of pharmaceutical Listerine (shit is pretty fucking strong) and a big brown bottle of some shit that was loaded with codiene. I poured the codiene down the drain and tore up the refills because I know I have an addictive personality and don't want to become dependent on that shit. Now I'm kind of wishing I hadn't done that because everything fucking hurts. Really fucking bad.


Ouch.

[abcdefz]

That sucks, dude. Hope everything heals up well.

You stocked up on soup and Jello?

[Yetra Flam]

so like all your food is through a straw?

[abcdefz]

*answers on knox's behalf*


I think that's right, from the "what are you eating now?" thread.

Knox can't get in this thread at the moment.

[afronaut]

"Horseplay." That'll teach you to not have outside wintertime gay man-sex.




with horses.

[faz]

Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp

[Randetica]

sucks to be you ONCE AGAIN! well hope youre doing pretty well pretty soon (y)

[hardnox71]

"Horseplay." That'll teach you to not have outside wintertime gay man-sex.




with horses.

I couldn't possibly imagine doing anything sexual, gay or straight, that would leave one with a broken jaw. I mean, I'm trying really hard and I just can't come up with shit. Maybe I'm just not adventurous enough.

Sorry to hear it man. I hope you get well soon, and remember if the pain gets to be too much, there's always whiskey, it's nature's painkiller.

Thank you but me no drinky. I do dumb shit when I'm drunk.

Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp

Watched that video about four times yesterday.

sucks to be you ONCE AGAIN! well hope youre doing pretty well pretty soon (y)

Randy, it always sucks to be me. You're just realizing this? Thanks.

[afronaut]

I couldn't possibly imagine doing anything sexual, gay or straight, that would leave one with a broken jaw. I mean, I'm trying really hard and I just can't come up with shit. Maybe I'm just not adventurous enough.

You could be going down on the male horse, and he kicks you right in the jaw!

[hardnox71]

You could be going down on the male horse, and he kicks you right in the jaw!

Dude, you scare me.

[BangkokB]

I poured the codiene down the drain and tore up the refills
That's where I lost faith and screamed at the sky "Jesus Wept" as I shook my head in disgust.

Legal Drugs are the Best Kind(y) They're Cheap and Guilt Free

[Randetica]

Randy, it always sucks to be me. You're just realizing this? Thanks.

sorry had no time to study you yet