I'll be going to my very first company Christmas party

[TOY]

And everybunny wants me drunk by 7 o'clock tomorrow night. :"\

Especially this guy, who's a lot older than me, but he looks like Vince Vaughn, and...

[milleson]

It would be better if he looked like Bruce Willis, though.

[TOY]

It would be better if he looked like Bruce Willis, though.

Yeah. Definitely.

He's really tall, big hands, bulked upper-body (but not bulked like steroid bulked).

I've considered hitting it, but older men scare me anymore. And they only have one motive. Plus; he has a son that's my age.

[paul jones]

Yeah. Definitely.

He's really tall, big hands, bulked upper-body (but not bulked like steroid bulked).

I've considered hitting it, but older men scare me anymore. And they only have one motive. Plus; he has a son that's my age.

get his son drunk then dress him up as you then his dad will have a big shock in the morning(y)