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Yetra Flam
12-21-2007, 11:43 AM
yeah i'm house sitting/cat sitting for this chick over the weekend. i'm here now, all using her computer and shit. i feel like maybe i should go through her stuff or throw a massive party and have an orgy in her bed. what do you think? suggestions please.

abcdefz
12-21-2007, 12:10 PM
noooooooooooooo

jabumbo
12-21-2007, 01:41 PM
at the very least rustle through her undies and take yourself a nice pair

hardnox71
12-21-2007, 02:33 PM
Fish through the medicine cabinet and see what kind ointments and cremes she has and what they're for.

You find out alot of scary shit about people just by looking through their medicine cabinet.

Yetra Flam
12-21-2007, 07:32 PM
i already found condoms

ooooooohh she probably has had or was expecting to have sex!!! ooohhhh

TAL
12-21-2007, 10:32 PM
She left them there for you to use. So get on with the orgy already!

QueenAdrock
12-21-2007, 10:38 PM
Fish through the medicine cabinet and see what kind ointments and cremes she has and what they're for.

You find out alot of scary shit about people just by looking through their medicine cabinet.

That's what I was going to say. And then post what you find here pls.

What I plan to do eventually is drill a hole in the top of our medicine cabinet and fill it full of marbles, so it'll be really embarrassing for whoever decides to rummage through there during one of our parties.

Yetra Flam
12-22-2007, 01:15 AM
seriously, who wants to come over? i'm being dead serious here. come on over!

paul jones
12-22-2007, 01:18 AM
I too am house sitting over xmas.not yet but soon for a family who are going out of the country for a week.I have to look after 2 spaniels too.There's a Wii,PS2,Sky Plus,food.All I need now is my girlfriend but she's in Florida.Damn!

beastieangel01
12-23-2007, 04:03 PM
man all the talk about the medicine cabinets, makes me happy I don't have anything weird going on. My cabinet is pretty tame.

house sitting is good times. throw a party!

Dorothy Wood
12-24-2007, 03:38 AM
I have a couple of toothbrushes, a couple of tubes of toothpaste, some face lotion and a good smelling body spray in my medicine cabinet...borrring.

I keep the vulvar cream, anal lube and vicodin in my bedroom. they're next to my diamond rings and weed.

Yetra Flam
12-24-2007, 08:32 AM
so i didn't have a party. just having one person over there freaked me out enough, like what if we broke something.
i actually broke the handle off of a mug, but i think it was already broken before and wasn't glued back properly

abcdefz
12-26-2007, 10:11 AM
None of you are ever house sitting for me ever ever ever.

Yetra Flam
12-26-2007, 12:02 PM
i didn't do it in her bed. i'm so respectful

Yetra Flam
12-26-2007, 02:58 PM
nowhere in her house! jeez!

Yetra Flam
12-26-2007, 03:03 PM
no. there was none. seriously, i had to put a lid on that shit.