hairy leg contest

[jammytastic]

suck it aileey! I WIN AGAIN!

OH YEAH

im such a champ.

anyone feeling even a little bit christmassy? im not. not even a little bit. i have yet to start my shopping. nobody i know deserves a present.

what is everyone doing for the hols?

ill be in essex innit? im staying with aileey cuz shes working a 12 hr shift in her hospital and shell be alllllllllllll alone.

jesus this is just drivel.

im tired. my foot hurts. can i go to the nurses office?

somebody tell me something interesting

please!

[Rock]

i saw a fat belly dancer dancing to korn and a techno version of the pirates of the carribean theme song last night. first and last time i go to that place.
it did have some fine wimmins in it though.

[TAL]

I thought she moved to Liverpool? Although that was a few years ago, so I guess she can have slipped south since then.

Hairly legs is not as fun when your foot hurts!

[paul jones]

I tawt I taw a new avatar of TAL's a cweepin up on me

[ericlee]

i saw a fat belly dancer dancing to korn and a techno version of the pirates of the carribean theme song last night. first and last time i go to that place.
it did have some fine wimmins in it though.

hahaha. "Big fat hairy.......mole. On her pussy.........lips".

The last time I went to a strip joint, there was a stripper that was so ghetto that she used duct tape to keep her heel attached.

She was all wasted and dancing to Skynard and her heel fell off and she fell right into a table below the stage.

[jammytastic]

haha strippers are funny.

tal aileey moved to essex (innit?) a while ago. its a fucking amazing place. all boys with hairstyles and skinny jeans drinking blue wicked and groping old wimins in hot pants and bra tops. also they dont believe in jackets or coats over there at all at all.

and whats with the fucking music in the clubs? they play about 30 seconds of a song and then go on to the next one. its fucking infuriating.

i did go to a restaurant called the barge and the chef in there was leaving to go to work for gordan ramsey. speaking of gordan ramsey i would fuck the balls offa him. hes a prick and all but id say hes bate you around the bed. nice.

ooooooooooh! i went into the video shop yesterday (which doubles as the music shop aussi what with my home town being shit and all) and i was just lookin around and i bumped into this really big man and i made that weird "oooh" noise that i do when i get startled and who was it????

GERRY ADAMS! of ira fame (hahah!) anyway i met him and chatted with him and he was VERY twinkly. thats another lad there now whod get his balls fucked off for himself. anyway he was signing his new book in the book shop down the town. i was all delighted with myself.

i had met him before when i used to work in this garage when i was about 13 or 14. filled his car up with diesel.

anyway. im going out now.

slan (bye)