Awe geeez, bleck, yuck...ewwwwweee...

[cookiepuss]

there's a flippin bottle of Astroglide on my boss's desk.

dude he chokes the chicken in there! ahhhhman. *vomits*

or what? Am I to lull myself into beleiving he was just trying to get a ring off his finger? (his wedding ring perhaps?)
you've got to be kidding me. why the fuck wouldn't he take the time to put that shit away!!!!! :mad:

man that means theres jizz in there. I bet if i brought in a black light you'd find it everywhere!

oh man. I don't think I'm going to be able to stomach lunch today.

:(

[hardnox71]

why the fuck wouldn't he take the time to put that shit away!!!!! :mad:

I think there are two possible explanations going on here.

1. He really is using it for some innocent reason and is completely oblivious to the sexual connotation.

or

2. He's a fucking freak nasty and wants his tube of lube to be seen by all.

Your mission, cookie, should you decide to accept it, is to find out which is which.

Good luck. (y)

[ericlee]

the question you should ask yourself is. Is your desk visible from his desk?

[cookiepuss]

no.

no.

no.

I don't want to know.

he's yucky.

*shivers*

[cookiepuss]

the question you should ask yourself is. Is your desk visible from his desk?

*whimpers* yeeeeesssssss.

[abcdefz]

He should've tried something more subtle, like a pube on a Pepsi can.

Playa.

[hardnox71]

*whimpers* yeeeeesssssss.

You can see it from your desk, huh?

It's like driving past a real bad car accident, isn't it? You don't want to look but you can't help yourself, can you? You keep looking at his lube tube.

Stop it.

You looked again, didn't you?

I said stop!!

Don't look at it again!






















You did it again, didn't you?

[Bob]

maybe it was just a gag gift. i don't think he's using it to masturbate in there, let's be reasonable. if i had my own office, i'd probably jerk off now and then, but i wouldn't use lube! there's no need to make it messy

[hardnox71]

maybe it was just a gag gift. i don't think he's using it to masturbate in there, let's be reasonable. if i had my own office, i'd probably jerk off now and then, but i wouldn't use lube! there's no need to make it messy

Bob, have you ever stopped to think that maybe it's the mess that puts this guy over the edge?

Maybe he's got a messy fetish and he just can't climax until there's gooey crap everywhere.

Stranger than fiction.

[abcdefz]

Gag gift?



Awe geeez, bleck, yuck...ewwwwweee...




ahhhhman. *vomits*





-- sounds like it worked. :D

[Bob]

*gag*

[cookiepuss]

Bob, have you ever stopped to think that maybe it's the mess that puts this guy over the edge?

Maybe he's got a messy fetish and he just can't climax until there's gooey crap everywhere.

Stranger than fiction.

oh thanks. now I wanna put my eyes out with a fork.(n)


considering that a while back, our on call IT guy let me on a little secret... the reason my bosses computer kept catching viruses was due to quite a few hits on various porn sites, I'm sure it's no joke.

I'm not surprised he doodles the noodle in the office when no one is around. If I had my own office I'm sure I'd do that occassionaly too. the difference is... I put my toys away after I'm done playing with them!

[TOY]

I discovered a large stash of Asian porn in my one boss' desk not too long ago.

He wanted me to go through paperwork, so... :o

[b i o n i c]

i could see how an asian chick lover would like you, so yeah, he put it there for you

[b i o n i c]

oh yeah, cp, something tells me all this friction between you two could have something to do with him wanting to get in your chachi.

[abcdefz]

I discovered a large stash of Asian porn in my one boss' desk not too long ago.

He wanted me to go through paperwork, so... :o



At this record store where I worked, one of the longtime co-workers kept a stash in one of the drawers. He was into some pretty disgusting
stuff; I couldn't believe he'd be so shameless to let us know about his fat mama fetishes.

[Kid Presentable]

what did you wear to work?

[jabumbo]

does he ever get up randomly and close the door to his office when he isn't making a phone call? or leave the door closed after a private call and then a few minutes later get up and go to the bathroom?

[Kid Presentable]

dare you to put a rubber vagina in his desk drawer ha

[abcdefz]

See if his face is flush.

[Kid Presentable]

walk in and loudly ask :"Who's got mushrooms?"