my mother is driving me demented.

[jammytastic]

im staying with her for a while and im trying my hardest not to beat her to death with some kind of lump hammer.

ok thats a touch harsh.

i might slap her though. for the craic. see what shed do.

best christmas cracker joke ever: why did the mechanic sleep under his car?

he wanted to get up oily the next morning!

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

[Helvete]

best christmas cracker joke ever: why did the mechanic sleep under his car?

he wanted to get up oily the next morning!

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

Good thing I understand Irish, otherwise I'd never have got that.

[jammytastic]

hahah i just copped onto that.

christmas cracker!! ahahaha

[Knuckles]

Is she sexy?

I might be able to set her up with a studly future lawyer if she's a milf.

[jammytastic]

shes gorgeous! but a pure lunatic. a talking to the telly, wheelybin knocking over, golf club swinging balls out lunatic.

shes actually having conversations with the dude from csi. "oohh arent you clever?" "im telling you horatio its that lad there. it is! im tellin ya"

i shouldnt really complain i get a great laugh out of it.

and she ate all the orange soft centres from the quality street tin AND all malteasers from the celebrations tin. and the green pringles. what a BITCH!

hah shes not really a bitch. more of a wagon. i love the lovely mammy.

why is it so quiet around here now? i remember it used to be so much more lively. i suppose everyone went and got themselves a life. woohoo for them.

le sigh. the telly has been so shit this year. esp irish telly. i missed extras. was it any good? why am i still typing?

i could do this for hours and thats quite scary.

ok!

to the freaky porn!

[Helvete]

Yeah, things have changed a bit. I've changed actually, I never started off as Helvete. It sucks now!