**********THE BBMB RAP!!!! HOT SHYT*******CRACK******

[Lex Diamonds]

yo i first joined back in '02, stepped it up
now i been in it 5 years, ya dumb fuck
act sarcastic wit me baby, who you think scared?
i diss you over in sure shots, i take it everywhere
i post when pissed, i dont play when i got that spliff-
padster up in this bitch
yeah im wild like feral, who wanna be a hero?
travis bickle punks like a website de niro
im overseas, while you chumps act gully
take ya lunch time money like a online bully
i post senseless shit, like just song lyrics
boast endlessly, bout my too-long diddick
while you dorks sendin secret santa
im golden showerin ya moms while she drinks my fanta
mods tried to put a ban on me, they couldnt handle me
i burn posters like a candle, G
im on that crack, like 80s rob money
with the fucked up hair, that shits too funny
fat like toucanspam, after too many burgers
this shit about to get ugly like lyman zerga
straight retarded like my name was joel
or you can call me brett, cuz im a top asshole
leanin on a cannon with a look in my eye
that says "i need gammon so im lookin for guys"


ANY YOU OTHER HERBS WANNA BATTLE
HOLLA AT ME NOW
OR SUFFER LATER

[Randetica]

shit son youre on a mad roll
spitting out rhymes like a planetary troll
stop stretching my asshole with ya wigga shit
or ill call the admins and stuff ya worn out clit
k slow down, will lay down da phone
cuz youre the only one who deserves da real nigga crown

I LEARNED FROM THE BEST!!












akon, that is

[funk63]

right, im jamesta x and i get mad sex
fairly new to the boards yo but i still got mad flow
suckas line up just ta hear me cut
and when i grab the mic
y'all bust a nut
jealousy
thats what yall be feelin

[paul jones]

pot of tea,pot of tea
give me a motherfuckin pot of tea
chicken curry and egg fried rice
is what I get from the chinese
cmute wants a lapdance
cmute wants a lapdance

[Randetica]

im out, this shit is no fun
paul jones always wins!

[Kid Presentable]

I fuck goats, and I fuck chickens
down on the farm; maaad shit to stick my dick in

[pshabi]

yo.....yo yo..... yo yo
listen.....listen.....listen....
yo.....yo yo.......yo yo
listen.....listen....listen

yo

[adam_f]

Don’t take much to breeze past these rap bastards
Their flow was bitten and look is haphazard
A disaster in the making, I’m thinking I might master
A style my own you can’t touch like a pastor
Or MC Hammer when he danced in pajamas
Frown for the crowd but smile for the cameras
Click the Bic number two for when I exam ya
God of the board so you know I'ma damn ya
Now slow it up a bit, rewind and play it back
Separate truth and all the fiction from the fact
Blend it all together like a pina colada
I got lyrics to go but it seems you got nada
I see your girl over there, she looking muy bien
She don’t like me, she must be lesbian
I'm not surprised because her private eyes
Saw a dick like the Grinch, small by two size
You look kinda glazed like you’re on the fringe
The post-game show of your syringe binge
Yep, I’ve seen your arm and I’ve seen all the tracks
Seen all the piss that’s running down your slacks
Watched as you fell and bid a fond farewell
Like Gordon Ramsey, now you’re cooking in Hell

WORD

[Lo_Lyfe]

i'm in you mailbox
beatin off to free samples
bytch im low slung like 80 year old nipples
And God it woot, that it is litel wonder;
And God knows that it is little wonder;
Freres and feendes been but lyte asonder.
bust a nut in your hat
put the e in cam ron
lo_lyfe fool
rap with heels on

[mikizee]

Hey!, Fuck you we crush crews the board's way
I'm, Sicker then using period blood for war paint
Fans rush the stage, Then half these ladies
Got fucked, Got dressed, And left with bastard babies
These days, I never chase women.
'cause thats like playing rock paper scissors, Limbless.
No use, And thats an easy mistake.
I treat a rapper like a habit, Both easy to break.
I say, take one look, Your dealing with a heavy weight
Padster's got a bed, But i gotta bitch in every state.
Strap the latex, I'm the pin prick between safe sex
And having to take an aids test.
and I can say Slimm was holding us back.
The only thing holding him back is being overly wack
Hey!, Messing with the board of funk
You get crushed like you gave bigblu the top bunk

[icy manipulator]

yo.....yo yo..... yo yo
listen.....listen.....listen....
yo.....yo yo.......yo yo
listen.....listen....listen

yo

hahahah, you fucking poof

[camo]

been bbmb ever since I was versed on the net,
Not much to say and easy to forget.
Made aquaintance galore too many to count,
made enemies too - whaddup pres zount?!

I can't write raps without cringing like fuck :)

[Lex Diamonds]

mikizee stuck to themes and Lo Lyfe and paul jones came wit tha FIRE. The rest of y'all bucks is wack as fuck. (n)

i own these boards, bad bitches need to show me yours
use the ass thread like a menu then i bone these broads
so i watch all these girlies PM me
"yo P your message box needs to be emptied"
when i ignore a ho thats never the end
they make an alias and post pics of they friend
cuz errbody want a piece of this hot dick
yo i need to chill, ima lay low in politics

[Randetica]

eat cunt

i wrote my shit down in like 3 seconds while you took all year for your rap..and it still sucks haha!

[Lex Diamonds]

Nah bitch my shit was off the dome. Real recognise real, I styled dat shit.

[Randetica]

*pinches paddy cheeks*

[Lex Diamonds]

*flicks Randetica's balls*

[Randetica]

yes homo

[camo]

The rest of y'all bucks is wack as fuck. (n)

get in

[Lex Diamonds]

Your shit was too short, son. Plus you cringing, the fuck that about? You need some SWAGGER mayne, get ya grown man on.

[camo]

Your shit was too short, son. Plus you cringing, the fuck that about? You need some SWAGGER mayne, get ya grown man on.

I only had a minute whilst I was getting my drink on.

My grown man?

[Randetica]

i just rememberd that i stole most of the lines from paddy so it was pretty much born to fail (y)

well i cant get over it! give me another chance!!

[AceFace]

Ima break it down like Kat Von D on crack
Hair perfect, make up tight, but still a little wack.
BBMB is where i hang for the day
Show up and find the only BBoy that posts is MCA
but that’s ok there’s better people to meet
if I ran into Mute I’d give him a hug in the street.
Yetra keepin’ it real and tryin’ something new
Those NYC boys won’t know what to do with you
Magic Groundhog and Moot are my good luck charms
As long as I have them life’ll bring me no harms.
Been a Boys fan for life, my friends would agree.
And all the guys are on me ‘cause I’m down with Mike D.

[paul jones]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Even though the sound of it is simply quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough, you’ll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay

[A. Chimendez]

Awww shit, Paddy never got a life
he's still too busy with his gonads and strife
i stole that line from a dope ass meme
Paddy spends much time having sex with men

[Lex Diamonds]

You used the phrase "dope ass meme" while claiming that I don't have a life?

LOL

[mikizee]

here is a rhyme about fat chicks:


You are not Jesus,
you just nailed then you must bail.
hangin around's outta the question.
im droppin a confession,
cuz it would take a lota shots to take to her like a soccer lesson
oh! and she'd play the goalkeeper,
sole reason's im here is to retire old with a pole eater
dancin around and singin raps
im gold digging until im bankrollin bringin me back yea
bunny sticker on the car with the seats to match,
ya kidding with that godzilla figure and teethless gap!
please asthma attack!
please stand at the back!
please put on that paper bag and play it back
fill those a-cups up full with paper and uh.... pray to god that he'll save ya
fix the face up, cake on makeup
and then a scumbag might put the bait up!

[mikizee]

come fuck around
fuckit i'll come around
hit your girl in the back when ya son's around
shes busy
run to the liquor shop and grab a bottle kiddies love me im a role model!
no morals, beer goggles
thick as a brick but im never double dippin the dick in the bitch
fuck, im turning vegetarian,
the drunk pallbearer, holding wood tryin to bury it
i give em clap spread the rumour
getting kicked outta clubs like second hand pumas
who got the illest sport, the bbmb board, encores they feel it while we fill the chainsaws
we came we saw we thrashed em all we did it
you prayed we'd fall we didnt
ha, ya kiddin
walkin in and we're killin the vibe,
you better hide the gin and ice coz i might....
blackout!





i may or may have not written that verse.

[ericlee]

pot of tea,pot of tea
give me a motherfuckin pot of tea
chicken curry and egg fried rice
is what I get from the chinese
cmute wants a lapdance
cmute wants a lapdance

Well I gots no tea but I'm ericlee
and I'll make ya ass dance like a retard
using his elbow to pick a boogie

[Schmeltz]

Yo I spend most my time in General Political
Been spittin global history since cut from the umbilical
I let loose a fresh flow 'bout US foreign policy
But I smoke somethin nice before I log on, ya see
I put the cock back in caucus if we're talkin New Hampshire
Democrat primaries like you'd think it's the rapture
Always roll deep, stay high and straight shootin
Lock fools down like Yukos when I bring it like Putin
And don't step to me with your weak Ron Paul shit
'Cause you'll be bawlin like a baby when Obama calls it
While I'm ballin on my keyboard, like I'm playin a piano
I'm the Ray Charles of politics, you better act like ya know
And these wackjob conspiracies can straight suck my Dick
(No I don't mean Cheney - get on ya knees, little prick)
Parliament, Kremlin, House of Representatives
I keep my lines fresh and they're never ever derivative
My style is formal, presentation verbose
And my words ain't the only thing that's longer than most
I'm a wall you in like this was the West Bank
You weak on the mic, like throwin rocks at a tank
'Cause when I bring my game it's like state-sponsored terror
Apartheid and violence in the post-Cold War era
But we got to be real and confront all our demons
Because it is imperative that proactive approaches be developed and applied to the crises of culture and inequality currently afflicting human relations.
Holla!

[Lex Diamonds]

Quite nice, but not gangsta enough. I want you to insult me so bad that I cry and wet myself.

The last line was the best. (y)

[mikizee]

Yo I spend most my time in General Political
Been spittin global history since cut from the umbilical
I let loose a fresh flow 'bout US foreign policy
But I smoke somethin nice before I log on, ya see
I put the cock back in caucus if we're talkin New Hampshire
Democrat primaries like you'd think it's the rapture
Always roll deep, stay high and straight shootin
Lock fools down like Yukos when I bring it like Putin
And don't step to me with your weak Ron Paul shit
'Cause you'll be bawlin like a baby when Obama calls it
While I'm ballin on my keyboard, like I'm playin a piano
I'm the Ray Charles of politics, you better act like ya know
And these wackjob conspiracies can straight suck my Dick
(No I don't mean Cheney - get on ya knees, little prick)
Parliament, Kremlin, House of Representatives
I keep my lines fresh and they're never ever derivative
My style is formal, presentation verbose
And my words ain't the only thing that's longer than most
I'm a wall you in like this was the West Bank
You weak on the mic, like throwin rocks at a tank
'Cause when I bring my game it's like state-sponsored terror
Apartheid and violence in the post-Cold War era
But we got to be real and confront all our demons
Because it is imperative that proactive approaches be developed and applied to the crises of culture and inequality currently afflicting human relations.
Holla!

winner

[Lex Diamonds]

winner
This aint no competition kid, this is me sonning fools on the daily. Can't none of you suckas see me wit the beef.


PS
NAS LOST

[Lex Diamonds]

Yo the feds took off my last verse for real. They can't handle this crack shit! This that ether shit to make ya soul burn slow homie!

[easy 3]

I'm gonna break into your house and take a shit behind the door
so when you open it you make a brown stripe across the floor
so don't start it - I'll piss on your carpet - fuck up your home
then do a loud wet fart on your microphone
because you're just a clone - you're just like the rest
I'm funky and smelly like a sweaty vest
you'll have a stroke - like a breast
You'll get handled like a titty
tank, fly, boss walk - damn this shitty city
it's a pity that you ever let me cross your path
I'll throw up in your bath for the sake of a good laugh
I'll shit down your toilet and not bother to flush
then pull out my penis and put paste on your toothbrush.



remember to floss..............

[jackrock]

Yo I spend most my time in General Political
Been spittin global history since cut from the umbilical
I let loose a fresh flow 'bout US foreign policy
But I smoke somethin nice before I log on, ya see
I put the cock back in caucus if we're talkin New Hampshire
Democrat primaries like you'd think it's the rapture
Always roll deep, stay high and straight shootin
Lock fools down like Yukos when I bring it like Putin
And don't step to me with your weak Ron Paul shit
'Cause you'll be bawlin like a baby when Obama calls it
While I'm ballin on my keyboard, like I'm playin a piano
I'm the Ray Charles of politics, you better act like ya know
And these wackjob conspiracies can straight suck my Dick
(No I don't mean Cheney - get on ya knees, little prick)
Parliament, Kremlin, House of Representatives
I keep my lines fresh and they're never ever derivative
My style is formal, presentation verbose
And my words ain't the only thing that's longer than most
I'm a wall you in like this was the West Bank
You weak on the mic, like throwin rocks at a tank
'Cause when I bring my game it's like state-sponsored terror
Apartheid and violence in the post-Cold War era
But we got to be real and confront all our demons
Because it is imperative that proactive approaches be developed and applied to the crises of culture and inequality currently afflicting human relations.
Holla!
NORTH CENTRAL REPRESENT!

[Lex Diamonds]

yo i PM'ed your moms so she filled up my box
so i filled up her box, wit my killer type cock
i got bars like fort knox, you hot? i thought not
i rock your whole block, you locked and lined chalk
i touch the top like pervs wit tits
at you herbs i spit, wit the verbs i shit on you
you miserable cuz you realised im hittin ya boo
you bitter and you cryin cuz my brother took ya sista from you
i dont spit lies i bring facts, no pies dont sling crack
i write, i sing wack but i can still rap, sucka
this is grimey so dont you punks try me
im widely recognised to pop a cunts hymen

SHIT IS REAL

[Lex Diamonds]

i'm in you mailbox
beatin off to free samples
bytch im low slung like 80 year old nipples
And God it woot, that it is litel wonder;
And God knows that it is little wonder;
Freres and feendes been but lyte asonder.
bust a nut in your hat
put the e in cam ron
lo_lyfe fool
rap with heels on
5 stars.