well this years starting off just fucking fantastic

[funk63]

so far i've.

a. been dumped.
b. gotten in a car wreck.
c. been sick and thrown up till i couldnt throw up anymore.

ROCK ON 08!! WOO
im commiting suicide

[kaiser soze]

what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger....by any chance are all three of these related?

hang in there, weak starts alway have strong ends

[QueenAdrock]

Sounds like my 2006. I got dumped on January 3 that year, after dating the dude for 5 years.

You know what though? Good riddance. Better people are out there and I never would have discovered them if I had stayed with him...which I would have, because I had no intentions of ever leaving him. It's better now, though, by a lot.

Good luck and stay strong!

[Randetica]

stop talking about suicide, youre cute stuff and cute stuffs dont kill themselves

[abcdefz]

If it makes you feel any better, this lady I know at the store got in two car wrecks in one week (last week). Neither time her fault,
the second time by someone uninsured.

-- Better?

[Rock]

wah wah.

at least your cat didn't have to get put to sleep, a woman who was like your grandmother didn't die, and didn't spend your new years eve taking care of your sick wife instead of snowboarding in vermont with your buddies all within one week.

quit your bitching. it could be A LOT worse.

sorry about the getting dumped thing though. shit ain't cool. everything else....eh.

[abcdefz]

...now she just got barked at on a message board! :(

[Randetica]

wah wah.

at least your cat didn't have to get put to sleep, a woman who was like your grandmother didn't die, and didn't spend your new years eve taking care of your sick wife instead of snowboarding in vermont with your buddies all within one week.

quit your bitching. it could be A LOT worse.

sorry about the getting dumped thing though. shit ain't cool. everything else....eh.

wah wah

sorry i dont have even the money to plan a vermont snowboard trip with my non existant high society friends that i sip cognac with in front of a fire place made out of gold!

sorry i dont even have a wife i can take care of and spoil and love

sorry i couldnt pay rent for my grandmas and grandma like women anymore so they had to die years ago when i was a kid

and i never even had a cat!

exfuckingcuse me!

it could be so much worse

[abcdefz]

Or me.

Get out your diary and let's compare some notes.

[Rock]

wah wah

sorry i dont have even the money to plan a vermont snowboard trip with my non existant high society friends that i sip cognac with in front of a fire place made out of gold!

i worked hard to be able to sip brandy from crystal glasses in other states with my friends as we smoke $60 cigars and take poops in gold plated toilets as we wipe our asses with c-notes.
It wasn't just handed to me.

sorry i dont even have a wife i can take care of and spoil and love

the grass is always greener.

sorry i couldnt pay rent for my grandmas and grandma like women anymore so they had to die years ago when i was a kid

How would you be able to pay rent for them when you were a kid? Don't they have child labor laws over there?

and i never even had a cat!

you are lucky. no more pets for me. ever again.


it could be so much worse

exactly.

[Randetica]

seriously, we all have our problems but mine are the worst and are the only ones that deserve getting fixed.. with your love and attention and a nice cup of STFU!

[Randetica]

i worked hard to be able to sip brandy from crystal glasses in other states with my friends as we smoke $60 cigars and take poops in gold plated toilets as we wipe our asses with c-notes.
It wasn't just handed to me.






How would you be able to pay rent for them when you were a kid? Don't they have child labor laws over there?





you worked hard? hah!
my grandmas would be still alive if you didnt force me to send you c notes only that you can shit into crappers made out of gold that you stole out of grandmas rotting mouths


glad i never cross the red line

[Rock]

seriously, we all have our problems but mine are the worst and are the only ones that deserve getting fixed.. with your love and attention and a nice cup of STFU!

wah wah.

Look, I tried stealing the attention away from Funk and you are trying to steal it away from both of us. Not cool.

[ericlee]

god damn, all these wah wah solos reminds me of a lame black era metallica concert.

I could swear I heard hetfield constipated moans in the mix too.

[Randetica]

umm funk? FUNK?..

[cookiepuss]

i worked hard to be able to sip brandy from crystal glasses in other states with my friends as we smoke $60 cigars and take poops in gold plated toilets as we wipe our asses with c-notes.
It wasn't just handed to me.


speaking of gold toilets, I was watching the best of MTV Cribs last night (dude I was just flipping channels), and Russel Simmons has some fucking gold plated toilet with a carved marble base...there's like three of them in the whole world. And he has a gold plated celing...

but then they were bragging and showing off this bronze mold of the damn Dahli Lama's head and saying what a what a big deal it was to have his holiness's likeness in the house and again there were only like 5 molds of his head made etc, yadda, yadda...

and I'm thinking yeah Russel, the Dahli Lama probably thinks it's real cool that you live in such extravagence when you could feed a small country with the money you spent on a stupid gold celing and gold plated toilet.:rolleyes:

what a fucking douche bag.

[funk63]

umm funk? FUNK?..



oh shit im alive. do ppl think im a chick?

[funk63]

...now she just got barked at on a message board! :(


i have a penis.

[Randetica]

im glad youre still alive, babygirl (y)

[funk63]

im glad youre still alive, babygirl (y)

i hate u but your beautiful

[Yetra Flam]

were you born in '63?

[funk63]

were you born in '63?

no, 89.

[Yetra Flam]

child!

[funk63]

and hey thank u guys i suffered mild head trauma but its all good im doin good now. and for the most part the 3 incidents were unrelated.

[Bob]

a friend of mine got arrested on new years day

he was driving his car and got pulled over for having snow on his roof. the cops ran his license and due to a clerical error at the DMV it came up as suspended, so he got to spend january 1st in a cell and had to pay $500 in bail, and now he gets to try and get it back from the DMV

[Yetra Flam]

snow on his roof?

[TurdBerglar]

a snowy roof can be dangerous!

[Bob]

snow on his roof?

that was my first reaction, i didn't know you could be pulled over for that. i guess it makes sense though, i've driven behind people with snow on their roofs before and thought to myself "man i hope that doesn't fall on me"

that's not why he was arrested though

[TurdBerglar]

a few years ago a friend of mine got pulled over for speeding while i was the passenger. they took my info too(SS#) i didn't have any ID on me and came back and said that i had a warrant for auto theft stemming back from 91. the guy took one look at me and realised i could have not been no more than ten in 91(i was actually 8). good thing he wasn't a dick. he called somebody and told me to go visit the police station down town to fix this obvious mistake.

[ericlee]

I got put in jail on my birthday in 94.

My pal just got home from the navy and him, another friend and me were getting plowed at the bar.

on our way home, my friend that was in the navy was driving a big ass caprice classic and he decided to run over trash cans. 5 blocks worth, on both sides.

Next thing we knew, there was a cop roadblock waiting for us.

The cops asked me if I ran over the trash cans and I said no cause I was a passanger. I got cuffed and so did my other friend who was the passanger.

They let the navy guy drive home cause he said he did run the cans over.

The cops realized it was my birthday when they booked me and sang happy birthday. The asshats.

[Randetica]

i hate u but your beautiful

thats screams for hate- fucks

[abcdefz]

snow on his roof?



It means he has grey hair.

[abcdefz]

SIX FLAT TIRES IN THREE WEEKS :mad:


Granted, that's 2007-2008, but still.

:mad:

[afronaut]

so far i've.

a. been dumped.
b. gotten in a car wreck.
c. been sick and thrown up till i couldnt throw up anymore.

ROCK ON 08!! WOO
im commiting suicide

This is pretty much my exact new years 07. All in the same night, also. Except it wasn't a car wreck, it got stuck in somebodies yard and it was a whole ordeal. Your situation is probably a little bit worse than mine was, but it's still similar. Don't feel bad though, when the year starts out on such a complete low note, the rest of the year can only seem a lot better by comparison. I couldn't start that year off any worse, and 07 turned out to be a pretty good year for me. Once you get over the whole girlfriend thing, this year is going to soar, buddy.

I'm actually kind of worried about this year now, because the year started off pretty good.

[funk63]

thats screams for hate- fucks


im down for sum sex rage hate fuck.

[Randetica]

awwws (y) im no lesbian though but maybe you can turn me

[abcdefz]

SEVEN FLAT TIRES IN THREE WEEKS :mad:

[mikizee]

SEVEN FLAT TIRES IN THREE WEEKS :mad:

Stop leaving broken glass and old nails in your driveway


probrem srorved

[abcdefz]

There's debris all over the place from these storms we've been having, but I don't think that's it. Today, the fucker went flat as I wheeled it
out my apartment door, into the hallway.

POPpfffffffffffffffff. Just like that. What the fuck!?

[mikizee]

That sucks pretty hard

[abcdefz]

-- but not very well.

It's a hybrid with mountain bike tires, too, so it should be able to handle some of these twigs and stuff.

I cleaned out the tire, checked and cleaned the wheel (no metal burrs, etc.), but a new tire liner in, checked with the guy at
the shop to make sure I was getting the right tubes, and still --


POPpffffffffffff.

I'm going to go over everything again tonight, and if I can't figure it out, take it into the shop tomorrow. I just don't want to
have to shell out for a new wheel. I bet a new wheel for my bike is... what? $200? The bike itself was about $800-$900 about
fifteen years ago when my friend bought it. Sold it to me a couple years ago with almost no miles on it.

[mikizee]

Too much psi?

[abcdefz]

I checked it with two different gauges, just to make sure. I actually underinflated it by five pounds (55 instead of 60).

[Randetica]

paddy told you!

[Planetary]

The cops realized it was my birthday when they booked me and sang happy birthday.

owned

[abcdefz]

EIGHT FLAT TIRES IN THREE WEEKS :mad:



Took it to the shop to have the wheel checked, etc. Nothing's wrong with it.

Hopped on it this morning, riding down the street:

POPpffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

Fucking fuck fuck. I am getting really pissed.