Sasquatch vs. a Wookie

[jackrock]

Who would win in a fight to the death?


I say Sasquatch. Wookies are pampered compared to him, they have huts, guns, heating, etc. Whereas Sasquatch survives by fishing with his face and devouring unsuspecting campers. As far as we know, he doesn't even sleep (we've never found a bed or living area), and as we all know, sleep is for the weak. He has to put up with near constant rain and cold (assuming he lives in BC, which he most likely does). Bottom line, Sasquatch is a ruthless motherfucker.

[camo]

A wookie has his/her laser bow gun thingy though so I'd have to side with them.

[roosta]

A wookie has his/her laser bow gun thingy though so I'd have to side with them.

what i was gonna say

[Tzar]

same here. it'd be like Raiders; sasquatch would be swinging his sword (shaking his fists? and yelling and shit) and the wookiee would just blast his ass with his revolver (cross-bow).

then the wookiee would pull it's arms out of it's sockets for fun. ye-awh.

[paul jones]

they wouldn't fight,they'd go to the pub and play Bullseye on the quiz machine

[abcdefz]

A wookie has his/her laser bow gun thingy though so I'd have to side with them.



That was my thought.

[abcdefz]

I have a new strategy.

Let the wookie win.

[MC Moot]

Give over,this thread is a Non sequitur...as obviously Sasquatch is real and Wookies are sci-fi....Sasquatch versus Ogopogo,now that's a battle...

[Yetra Flam]

NEITHER OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY REAL

[abcdefz]

Next thing you're going to tell me is you don't believe in Santa Claus or, say, honest salesmen.

[TAL]

Maybe he meant Sasquatch the festival? Lots of people there, could possibly take out a wookie.

[abcdefz]

"Wookie" just means it's your first season on the team, wight?

[TAL]

No, only a long time ago. Not a long, long time ago.

[kleptomaniac]

go sasquatch! :cool:

edit: i knew this sounded familiar to me! chewbacca vs. bigfoot (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=71701) :p

[icy manipulator]

a dalek would exterminate both their asses

[Junker]

Wookie. They seem smarter.