Being unemployed

[Lex Diamonds]

is depressing. Every day the same fucking thing, I feel like I'm stuck in a rut.

On the other hand, I hate working. I'm semi-trying to get a new job, but that will just be another, more tiring kind of depressing.

I spend like 6 hours a day clicking back and forth on here and facebook, most of the time just reading the same shit over and over...

Fuck this, I'm gonna go smoke a joint and watch Scarface. (y)

[Kid Presentable]

Live it up, man. Being unemployed is some of the best times you can have.

[camo]

Live it up, man. Being unemployed is some of the best times you can have.

Nah, being employed makes you make the most of your spare time. Not piss it up the wall.

[ericlee]

heeee was blindeeeded by the light.

wrapped up light a douccchhhe

another boner in the night


b-b-b-b-blinded by theeee lighhhht

wrapped up liiike a douche

another boner in the nightttt

[Otis Driftwood]

Being unemployed is great, unless the unemployment office is making you come in in the morning or thinks of other ways to hassle you. Get an unemployed girlfriend, stay out 'til every last joint closes, sleep late, sun bath, rinse, repeat... Good times.

[Kid Presentable]

Nah, being employed makes you make the most of your spare time. Not piss it up the wall.

Pffft. Typical busy-body talk. Why hurry to your death? How is free time enjoyable when you're in a rush to squeeze in all you can?

[camo]

Pffft. Typical busy-body talk. Why hurry to your death? How is free time enjoyable when you're in a rush to squeeze in all you can?


Pfft. Typical 'wait for something/someone to come along because I sure as hell don't know what to do' talk

[Kid Presentable]

Pfft. Typical 'wait for something/someone to come along because I sure as hell don't know what to do' talk

Ha, don't waste your precious free time. Deprioritise this exchange and get to getting things done, pronto!

[camo]

Ha, don't waste your precious free time. Deprioritise this exchange and get to getting things done, pronto!

I'll have to consult my people and put my 1.30 on hiatus.

[Kid Presentable]

Was that when you were scheduled to have fun?

[camo]

No. Fun time is exactly 15 minutes past 6 every other day. A minute either way and it becomes mundane.

[Yetra Flam]

it sucks. looking for work sucks. seeing your money run low, and wondering if you're gonna make enough money to break even sucks.

[abcdefz]

Anytime I've been unemployed, it's fucking driven me nuts. (Except for one time when I was on sabbatical, but that was planned.) I think
the longest I've gone was three weeks, but that was because there was a specific job I had to wait for to open up.

I just don't know what to do with myself.

[Yetra Flam]

exactly, it's the time in between waiting to hear back from employers and writing applications letters and all that.
technically, i'm not completely unemployed because i do weekend work, but shit, i'm still itching to do some shit.

[camo]

it sucks. looking for work sucks. seeing your money run low, and wondering if you're gonna make enough money to break even sucks.

oh yeah, I never mentioned anything regarding having no money.

I had a two week gap before I could start my current job. It was horrible - I had to budget. No Evian...only tapwater! Yikes :D

[TAL]

I've been unemployed since March last year, it's going great.

Go union (y)

[Randetica]

i never had a job

i can do pretty much everything i want and it honestly sucks
maybe it was fun the first five years but with time i started to feel like im in a mental coma

[ericlee]

I've been unemployed since March last year, it's going great.

Go union (y)


Wha? Did you take your desk home with you? I would've thrown a table cloth over it and used it as a dinner table at least.

[TAL]

It wasn't my desk.

[Randetica]

but you made it your desk or the desk made you, something like that

[TAL]

Not at all.

[funk63]

i feel ya. but im probably going to be working at ups shortly.

[Yeti]

Padster goes to the doctor and says--Doc I need help! My dick is orange!

The doctor says---your dick is orange? I have never heard of such a thing. What have you been doing lately that is different?

Padster thinks and says---well, I haven't been doing much. I have been unemployed so all I have been doing lately is smoking weed, watching porn and eating cheetos.

[camo]

Padster goes to the doctor and says--Doc I need help! My dick is orange!

The doctor says---your dick is orange? I have never heard of such a thing. What have you been doing lately that is different?

Padster thinks and says---well, I haven't been doing much. I have been unemployed so all I have been doing lately is smoking weed, watching porn and eating cheetos.


I love that joke. But over here we have wotsits instead of cheetos
(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

My day yesterday:

6am - Wake up with a hangover and fail to get back to sleep cuz of the splitting headache

9am - Turn on the TV and roll a spliff in bed

9.30-11.30am - Have something to eat and piss about on the internet

11.30am-3pm - Smoke a doob and watch Scarface

3.30pm-7pm - Friend comes round with weed, smoke spliffs play GoldenEye & watch The Matrix

9pm - Go to a pub and get drunk

10.30pm - Go to a club and do a shitload of drugs

3am - Get home and realise I now have no money and feel like shit



Today:

12pm - Wake up feeling like death itself

6pm - Go on BBMB

[Whatitis]

Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed.
They don't quite mean so much,
except you get to hang out with all youur working friends.

[Lex Diamonds]

Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed.
They don't quite mean so much,
except you get to hang out with all youur working friends.
Very true, sometimes I forget what day it is. :(

[miss soul fire]

It's a necessary-evil, so...working is always the best way to live! It always has been!

[paul jones]

Burger King at Euston might have some vacancies.I'm one of their most loyal customers so tell them that in the interview and you'll be in(y)

[The Notorious LOL]

I remember like 4 years ago I was unemployed for a while. I got $500 a week to sit on my ass and smoke pot and play Final Fantasy 3 during the day, and hit up the bar in the evening. It ruled a lot.

[Lex Diamonds]

I remember like 4 years ago I was unemployed for a while. I got $500 a week to sit on my ass and smoke pot and play Final Fantasy 3 during the day, and hit up the bar in the evening. It ruled a lot.
Whaaaat, how the fuck did you sort that? That's disgustingly good.

[Freebasser]

Burger King at Euston might have some vacancies.I'm one of their most loyal customers so tell them that in the interview and you'll be in(y)

Which one, Paulo? The one in the cafe bit or the one by the platforms?

The one in the cafe bit served me a burger with blue mould on the bun a fortnight ago! :(

[Lex Diamonds]

Which one, Paulo? The one in the cafe bit or the one by the platforms?

The one in the cafe bit served me a burger with blue mould on the bun a fortnight ago! :(
Yeah the cafe one's never as good. I always go to the platform one when I'm going up to Manchester. (y)

[Freebasser]

I always have a wank whilst leaning against Tie Rack.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm not surprised, last time I was there there was a fit girl with massive tits working on there. (y)

[icy manipulator]

padster, there are over 700 episodes of doctor who. i suggest you hack into them. i've got nearly 300 episodes to watch when i reach my transistional phase (y)(y)

[paul jones]

Yeah the cafe one's never as good. I always go to the platform one when I'm going up to Manchester. (y)

yeah the platform one is the best and they serve you really fast.

[adam_f]

I've always that being unemployed was, well, fair.

[Videodrome]

get a job, ya bum!

[Lex Diamonds]

Leave me alone, you posterior!

[The Notorious LOL]

Whaaaat, how the fuck did you sort that? That's disgustingly good.

the job I was in at the time paid a lot (the stress made it not worth it), and unemployment here is based on a percentage of your highest quarterly income.

It annoyed the hell out of most of my friends that I made more on unemployment than they made with their full time jobs.