A great Australian. MUST SEE [Archive] - Beastie Boys Message Board

mikizee

01-10-2008, 09:54 AM

There was this guy, in the late 70's, early 80's. An Australian TV chef. He was an national icon. And now, I present, bloopers from ads he made in the 80's.

This man is truly great. Watching this video made my day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nsP4QsMiFA

abcdefz

01-10-2008, 09:58 AM

Hmmm. You had to be there, I guess.

mikizee

01-10-2008, 10:06 AM

No way man. This video is funny, and I shall be completely rude and unreasonable towards anyone who doesn't like it.

abcdefz

01-10-2008, 10:13 AM

HAVE AT YOU!

Kid Presentable

01-10-2008, 10:22 AM

hahaha fuckin ten dollars two hundred i mean fuck ya fucking cunt

Kid Presentable

01-10-2008, 10:24 AM

fry the cunts till they go black ya prick hahaha

abcdefz

01-10-2008, 10:25 AM

Why's it in black and white?

I've seen pictures of Australia. Australia's in color. Why's this is black and white?

Kid Presentable

01-10-2008, 10:26 AM

fuckin shithead here

mikizee

01-10-2008, 10:27 AM

don't know. don't care.

mikizee

01-10-2008, 10:33 AM

I knew you'd like it KidP. Just knew.

mikizee

01-10-2008, 10:35 AM

Hmmm. You had to be there, I guess.

I guess I like it so much because I saw this guy on TV every afternoon when I was growing up, and he was always so cheerful and funny and normal.

To see him swear so copiously was a big shock, and hilariously funny. Sort of like hearing your grandparents swear for the first time.

abcdefz

01-10-2008, 10:36 AM

I guess I like it so much because I saw this guy on TV every afternoon when I was growing up, and he was always so cheerful and funny and normal.

That's what I meant. I figured it was all about the context.

To someone who's not familiar with him, he just looks like an eager, funny-dressed, hairy-chested dude.

mikizee

01-10-2008, 10:38 AM

That swears like a sailor!

fucking fry the cunts til they go black ya prick!

how can that NOT be funny

Kid Presentable

01-10-2008, 10:38 AM

I knew you'd like it KidP. Just knew.

He's a jovial cunt for sure

Kid Presentable

01-10-2008, 10:39 AM

an eager, funny-dressed, hairy-chested dude.

That's Australia, minus all the tourism marketing.

paul jones

01-10-2008, 01:25 PM

icy manipulator

01-11-2008, 01:19 AM

i must be too young. but that made me laugh

Gareth

01-11-2008, 02:05 AM

haha pretty funny
obviously this thread was never gonna be about that fuckin prick ricky ponting

paul jones

01-11-2008, 02:22 AM

haha pretty funny
obviously this thread was never gonna be about that fuckin prick ricky ponting
LOL(y)

mikizee

01-11-2008, 06:54 AM

Ricky Ponting has done nothing wrong. He reported Singh as he was required to do as per the agreement made before the tour. The Indians have acted like a bunch of 4 yr olds, using their sway to get rid of Bucknor, and withdraw if Singh doesn't get off on appeal, do they think they are above the laws of cricket?

Fuck them.

Yetra Flam

01-11-2008, 07:58 AM

he's like the only person from my hometown that has done something with their life.

tracky

01-12-2008, 10:12 AM

where's the cheese?

great stuff if only for the memories (y) nah the swearing was pretty fuckin funny too ya cunt

Lex Diamonds

01-12-2008, 10:23 AM

Speaking of MUST SEE: http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/Pankeo/faillol.gif

scotty

01-12-2008, 06:40 PM

I met him a few times because he was a family friend of a mate of mine and he was always drunk as fuck and acted like that regularly - a complete crack-up.

These are Agro outtakes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpt2FN4OvxU&feature=related

TurdBerglar

01-12-2008, 08:33 PM

so im assuming this would be similar to seeing mr. rogers cussing like that

mikizee

01-12-2008, 09:17 PM

I don't know who Mr Rogers is but yes

Randetica

01-12-2008, 09:50 PM

i know mr roper

Gareth

01-15-2008, 12:37 AM

new most awesome aussie http://youtube.com/watch?v=X2EDtxEumFI

Gareth

01-15-2008, 12:41 AM

interviewer: well we've got to go, but i suggest you go away and take a good long hard look at yourself
interviewee: i have...everyone has...they love it

this guy rules

Tzar

01-15-2008, 05:09 AM

i'm probably the only australian thats sick to fuckin' death of seeing the cricket team win everything. i cheer everytime an aussie gets out. the first day of boxing day test was one of the best shit i've seen in a while. i thought we were gonna loose.

fuckin' sick of their shit.

Tzar

01-15-2008, 05:20 AM

new most awesome aussie http://youtube.com/watch?v=X2EDtxEumFI
biggest LOL ever. i suppose i'd hate everything that this guy is about (just based on his appearance) but that was great. i'd shake his hand for that... and i bet a lot of other blokes would do the same.

mikizee

01-15-2008, 05:20 AM

Kid Presentable

01-15-2008, 05:52 AM

LOL I just added Corey as a friend on facebook

mikizee

01-15-2008, 06:01 AM

That guy is going to be buried in pussy now.

Prick.

hitmonlee

01-15-2008, 11:16 PM

"your sunglasses are famous"

corey (y)

Jitters

01-16-2008, 12:02 AM

new most awesome aussie http://youtube.com/watch?v=X2EDtxEumFI

TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES! Great video, the guy is such and idiot but it was so funny.

The chef had me laughing so hard I cried (y)

russhie

01-16-2008, 12:16 AM

That guy is going to be buried in pussy now.

Prick.

I doubt it.

If he does cop a root, because he's made a total arse out of himself, it'll just be some teenaged slut from Narre Warren cashing in on her 15 minutes of suburban fame before she gets pregnant to some other loser.

Really, you'd rather be celibate than fuck something past Dandenong. There's nothing quality out that way. And if there is, you can bet she wouldn't let a dickhead like this bloke near her.

hitmonlee

01-16-2008, 12:37 AM

I doubt it.

If he does cop a root, because he's made a total arse out of himself, it'll just be some teenaged slut from Narre Warren cashing in on her 15 minutes of suburban fame before she gets pregnant to some other loser.

so in other words, he's going to be buried in pussy?

have you seen his myspace?

ps. saying there are no quality girls out there to fuck the non-quality guy makes no sense. let the bogans fuck the bogans, let the narre warren teens fuck the narre warren teens, etc.

russhie

01-17-2008, 11:54 PM

I was pointing out that there's really nothing to be envious of. He wants to stick it in a bunch of trashy girls, fine, but it's nothing to brag about. Nobody should be envious of how much bogan-sex this kid could be having.

I don't use Myspace. Why, is he like super popular with the pretty girls...?

hitmonlee

01-18-2008, 12:45 AM

just your average 14-16 year old female clone
commenting and saying what a legend he is
like girl after girl after girl

russhie

01-18-2008, 01:10 AM

What does anyone know at 14? Or 16, for that matter...?

My friends liked Hanson when we were 14. You live, you learn.