the shame!

[jammytastic]

ahhh. ever coughed so much that you farted?

ive a horrid chest infection on me and i cant stop coughing and spluttering. im just so sexy it makes my eyes bleed.

anyway i was in subway (footlong turkey, ham, bacon and cheese melt before you ask) and after ordering i was just standing in the q when i got a terrible cough attack. the place was full of school kids and sexy men in suits. it went on for what felt like ages anyway i coughed and farted twice. people laughed and i just went redder and redder. oh the shame. oh the stink.

it wouldnt be so bad if this was the first time this has ever happened to me.

is it normal to cough and not be able to control flatulence?

i want some hot chocolate and my bed.

[abcdefz]

LOOK KIDS A NEW THREAD

[TAL]

I have hot chocolate!

[jammytastic]

yeah but you dont have my bed. thats whats im really looking for.

a new thread indeed. you look very excited a-z

[TAL]

yeah but you dont have my bed. thats whats im really looking for.
You can bring it with you when you come visit.

[jammytastic]

fanta. its gotta be the fanta.

tal my bed is very happy where it is. it gets upset if its moved at all. the last thing id want to do is upset my lovely bed.

[jammytastic]

it wasnt regular coughing. it was i cant breathe im going to die coughing.

[TAL]

tal my bed is very happy where it is. it gets upset if its moved at all.

So no wild and crazy bed rocking sex then?

[abcdefz]

a new thread indeed. you look very excited a-z



I AM OH I AM

[cookiepuss]

one time, I had been having a touch of diahrrea and I sneazzzzzzed really hard and I pooed a little. :o Now that's fucking embarasing. but at least I was at home at the time and didn't tell my boyfriend about it till later when I could laugh about it.