motihate me

[Randetica]

i gained on quite some weight over christmas and want to get rid of my cookie filled belly

i started a 'diet' a few days ago but i hardly can get my ass up (hardcore depressions etc.) ive been real heavy before and dont want to look/feel like that ever again

it's a battle with myself right now and im pretty grumpy like a smoker trying to quit but i know i have to do this NOW or my depressions get even worse

well tell me how nasty you find fat sweaty swines like me and that you will delete me of your myspace friends list if i dont lose weight soon!

not that i really care but something like that

i usually got lots of will power but lately i feel just like sleeping all day long which i in fact do

stop reading already and kick my ass, get as rude as you want cause thats what i need

and no idiotic 'but you dont need to lose weight' comments or ill kick your fucking teeth in
N/K

[ericlee]

holy Jesus! What is that! what the fuck is that! WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?!!?

sir, a jelly donut, sir

a jelly donut?

Sir yes sir!

how did it get there?

Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!

Is chow allowed in the barracks, private Pyle?

Sir, no sir!



Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts, private pyle?

Sir, no sir!


And why not, private Pyle?

Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!

Because you are a disgusting fat body, private Pyle!!

[Randetica]

thanks erik that helps, mainly cause i get diarrhea from your post

[funk63]

thats funny cuz im trying to put on weight. u could take adderall. thatll cut that fat off.

[Randetica]

you guys never fail to disappoint me

[ericlee]

Go to jabumbo's pic of him eating the Dagwood and do situps.

[Randetica]

full metal jacket time!

youre my drill instructor and im fat junker

..


well good to know im welcome here fat or not

[miss soul fire]

Weight Watchers were the only thing that really solved my problem.
Diets suck. Don't do it. The best way to lose weight is to wait, is to be patient and eat everything, but in a proper way. It's the same old thing: eat healthy food, eat les in general, don't stop eating 'normal' food though (once in a while, you can eat a delicious ice-cream, why not!), drink lots of water (I drink 2 l everyday) and work out. Working out for me is not really working out so far, but it will, as soon as I find something good for me.

To me, WW made a difference because, first, you are paying it; second, there are lots of people there with the same problem, so you know for sure you're not alone (share your problems with the old ladies! Hihihi), third, you get answered all the questions you got in your mind; fourth, once you go (and NEVER miss a meeting), it makes you stronger, I mean, I never missed a meeting even when I gained weight and I got through it.

Anyway, do the right thing!! And good luck!;)

[mikizee]

Loads of water and exercise.

Then you'll be on a winner, fatty

[ericlee]

full metal jacket time!

youre my drill instructor and im fat junker

..


well good to know im welcome here fat or not

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

[ericlee]

and it's time to go for a nice morning jog with a Cadence. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8bsFBd1i2iM)

Now strap some boots over your cankles!! Strap that rucksack over your hotdog neck and lets move!!!

What? you haven't moved yet? Just get down and beat your face!!

I will motivate you!

[kll]

think about how much easier it will be to drop the few pounds you need to lose instead of a sweaty swine who needs to lose an entire person.


yeah.

[Randetica]

haha erik is the only one who knows how to treat me right, not enough pressure yet though, you fucking softcake!


and thanks miss soul fire but i think WW is kinda crappy lol, i know how to lose weight and already lost lots of it but this time im kinda unmotivated to get the ball rolling...once it rolls it gets easy as fuck

[miss soul fire]

I thought it was crappy before I tried too, but you do whatever you feel right to!

[Lex Diamonds]

If you fat, I might take one for the team
But I gotta get drunk first, knowhatimean?

[RobMoney$]

What is it with the crazy German women always wanting to be punished?

[Randetica]

dont know cause im austrian

[adam_f]

Same difference.

[Randetica]

i see no big differences between the american states either but who cares

you guys fail

[ericlee]

so hey there buffalo butt. Ya ain't gettin much exercise done sittin down and replying to posts with those sausage fingers now are ya?

For every letter you type, you will do 50 pushups! Go ahead now and knock em out!!!

[Randetica]

well alright

i decided to stay lazy this weekend but on monday ill strap on my leg warmers and walkman and jog the hell out of myself to duran duran's greatest hits

[Tone Capone]

I'm still amazed by your english skills... kinda curious actually.

still,

I'm sure you can lose whatever lbs you want.

[Randetica]

I'm still amazed by your english skills... kinda curious actually.

still,

I'm sure you can lose whatever lbs you want.

sounds like im the woman of your life!

well like 20 pounds to go then im finally done

[RobMoney$]

dont know cause im austrian


That's what Hitler used to say!:)

[Randetica]

That's what Hitler used to say!:)

used to yell!

damn i miss him :(

[adam_f]

Originally posted by Randetica
i see no big differences between the american states either but who cares

You know who cares? Freedom, that's who.

[Randetica]

freedom can suck me off

[adam_f]

Says the Nazi.

[Randetica]

Says the Nazi.

now thats finally a good reason to lose weight (y)

[Waus]

Harpoons.

Man them.

[ericlee]

I'm still amazed by your english skills... kinda curious actually.

still,

I'm sure you can lose whatever lbs you want.

blah, dont listen to wingnuts when it comes to p.t.

They're too damn passive with the whole, stationary bike for a p.t. test. Not just that, you're talking to her as if she's an actual person.

She needs the gritty green trainging. She needs to understand that she's a disgusting site. So disgusting that she's enough to gag a maggot.

For christs sakes, I'm glad your fatass doesnt decid to sit next to people on the subway.

And you want to listen to duran duran in my platoon? You will listen to none other than the sounds of our feet pounding the dirt and our cadence to burn the fat off yer fat body!

[adam_f]

Originally posted by ericlee
You will listen to none other than the sounds of our feet pounding the dirt and our cadence to burn the fat off yer fat body!

What about Genesis?

[Randetica]

diet/training started one hour ago, talk to you again in 3 months

[Lex Diamonds]

You know what the best way to lose weight is? Develop a drug habit. Coke or heroin are the best, although ecstasy can work if you do it frequently enough.

Even skunk can do the trick as long as you resist the munchies. (y)

Good luck! :)

[ericlee]

What about Genesis?


she's a sleazy blubber

[Randetica]

You know what the best way to lose weight is? Develop a drug habit. Coke or heroin are the best, although ecstasy can work if you do it frequently enough.

Even skunk can do the trick as long as you resist the munchies. (y)

Good luck! :)

nah i got too much class for that and i cant even handle a lighter

stop pulling me down to you! im already on my knees!