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cosmo105
01-10-2008, 10:14 PM
kid: wats ^
me: uh hello
me: who might this be
kid: r u kidding
me: 'fraid not son
kid: its ethan
me: i don't know any ethans.
kid: dude shut up
kid: ethan ***** stop
me: ...yeah i've never met you in my life
kid: who is this
me: who do you think i am anyway?
kid: is this adam ****
me: clearly not
me: you don't even have the right sex
kid: who is this
me: someone that is not adam ****
kid: im not joking if dis is adam im not telling u sumthin u want 2 no
me: i'm just fucking around dude tell me what's up
kid: no that was so gay
kid: fine shannon's still goin out wit mason
me: WHAT
me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
kid: no way man i asked her
me: that is bullshit
kid: i swear
me: goddamnit
me: i don't get her
me: she was going down on me last night
kid: u deserve it after wat u just did
kid: yea ok
me: dude i swear to god
kid: yea she and u were having sex
me: no just head
kid: ok man
me: fine don't believe me
kid: k lol
me: she's a fucking artist with her tongue
kid: awesome
me: what a whore
kid: dude look whos the perv now
kid: lol
me (talking down to seem more believable now): oh well i'm going 2 pretend i don't no and keep mouthfucking her
kid: dude i think u mite have a chance wit her
me: well she loves swallowing my cock so i'd say so
kid: 1st u have 2 kill mason
me: i can take that motherfucker
kid: stop cursing
me: i'll wait until shannon's gobbling the ween and snap some photos
kid: if u dont stop
kid: ill tell every1 u like her
me: NO DON'T
kid: sucks 4 u
me: plz don't dude
kid: i will im def walknin tomorow i hope
kid: im jk about telling
me: srsly don't dude
kid: i wont just stop fucken cursing
kid: whos sns do u have i cud give u a bunch
me: hahahaha
kid: whos
me: stop "fucken" cursing
me: kid. i'm not your friend.
me: stay in english class and tell mason what that whore shannon is doing to him.
kid has gone offline.

Kid Presentable
01-10-2008, 10:19 PM
Pretty good. 3 and 3 thirds out of a maximum five teenaged blowjobs. (y)

Yetra Flam
01-10-2008, 10:35 PM
dammit i wish i had that kind of msn fun and madness

Miho
01-11-2008, 08:37 AM
Kids are getting worse in intellect today. *shakes head* But that was funny, cosmo.

jabumbo
01-11-2008, 12:37 PM
i remember i used to get random messages from people like that, but they would never reply once i said anything interesting

good work (y)

Tone Capone
01-11-2008, 07:50 PM
LOL!!!!!

That was great! (y)

Audio.
01-11-2008, 08:31 PM
I had to login and say LMAO(y)

Randetica
01-11-2008, 11:03 PM
Cosmo is the OMG. Original Mean Girl.

hey! no cursing you disabled asshole!

QueenAdrock
01-12-2008, 03:30 AM
ahahaha

I've done that with wrong numbers who insist I'm so-and-so. I pretended I was that person, got mad at them, and hung up. Good times.(y)

beastieangel01
01-13-2008, 05:16 PM
:D (y)