I've been peeing in the sink lately.

[funk63]

is that lazy?

[adam_f]

Yes.

[Randetica]

i was peeing into the bed till i was like 8 or 9 only cause i was too lazy to get up

[Bob]

yes pretty lazy

unless your kitchen is farther from wherever you are than your bathroom, then it's just...weird

it's weird either way actually

[Yetra Flam]

that's fucking disgusting

[funk63]

yes pretty lazy

unless your kitchen is farther from wherever you are than your bathroom, then it's just...weird

it's weird either way actually

the bathroom sink not the kitchen sink.

[funk63]

what? its right at dick level. and u can just go and then wash your hands all right there. btw i was drunk when i did this.

[Bob]

but there's a toilet like right -------------------------------------->there

why would anyone ever do this

[Yetra Flam]

stink of piss

[funk63]

it just seemed so convenient. im trying not to make a habit of this.

[Yetra Flam]

just piss on the floor then mop it up

[Randetica]

atleast you can wash your dick right afterwards instead of shacking piss drops all over the room

[icy manipulator]

ffs, i drink way too muc and ive never done anytin tat bad

[kaiser soze]

better yet....you can wash your hands with your piss

gets you out of the bathroom faster (y)

[icy manipulator]

lol, te letters between f and j on my keyboard arent workin. :( neiter is te apostrope :(

[funk63]

better yet....you can wash your hands with your piss

gets you out of the bathroom faster (y)

what do u think i am some kind of weirdo?

[adam_f]

Better yet...go to the fucking toilet.

[funk63]

atleast you can wash your dick right afterwards instead of shacking piss drops all over the room

good point. whats so disgusting anyway i mean its going down the drain its not like the piss goes into the water i wash my hands with.

[Randetica]

good point. whats so disgusting anyway i mean its going down the drain its not like the piss goes into the water i wash my hands with.

yeah, i think i wouldnt really mind to live with a guy who does that
shitting in there goes too far though

[icy manipulator]

good point. whats so disgusting anyway i mean its going down the drain its not like the piss goes into the water i wash my hands with.

different pipes different places man!@

[adam_f]

This entire thread is making me angry.

[Randetica]

This entire thread is making me angry.

calm down uncle fiiiiil!!

[Bob]

different pipes different places man!@

it's all pipes!

*hand motions*

[funk63]

This entire thread is making me angry.


im sorry bro.

[funk63]

yeah, i think i wouldnt really mind to live with a guy who does that
shitting in there goes too far though

randetica i think your convincing me that pissing in the sink is not only ok but actually and improvement over the standard pissing in the toilet thing.

[funk63]

it saves water too

[Randetica]

i dont remember why i have a sink i mean i dont even have a penis!

[TurdBerglar]

i piss out my window

my second story window...

[adam_f]

I piss in a toilet because that's what God intended...heathens.

[Bob]

god gave us toilets for a reason! he gave us sinks for a different reason! if you confuse the two, it's like you're pissing on god!

[tracky]

Does your anyone wonder why the plants beneath your window grow so well? :p

I used to pee on this one rose bush at my old house, and it was massive compared to all the others and had heaps more flowers.

moral of the story is, if you're gonna piss anywhere but a toilet go in the yard, your plants will thank you

[funk63]

right then. im gonna go pee in the vacuum suck.

[TurdBerglar]

there's like this crater in the dirt beneath my window. a piss crater. it snowed recently so now i can't piss out my window. well i can but we don't have a dog or anything and our cat does not piss that much.

[RobMoney$]

I used to go to this one bar that had this giant tub-like urinal right in the middle of the mens room.
There was a constant flow of water running in it so you didn't have to flush at all.
Not only did you not have to worry about aiming or shaking, but like 10 people could all piss at the same time.

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah in hotel rooms I usually just piss in the tub. It's just a big toilet bowl anyways, and taps=flush

[Bob]

but there's a toilet like right over....why would you not use it, it's in the same room?

[mikizee]

Not all toilets are in the bathroom

Mine isnt.

[Bob]

is it in the kitchen?

[Kid Presentable]

It's not a big toilet, Bob.


I peed on a poodle when I was 6. True story.

[mikizee]

is it in the kitchen?

No its in it's own little room next to the bathroom

[TurdBerglar]

why?

[abcdefz]

I pee in the shower sometimes. Now and again. Feels nice.

[abcdefz]

No its in it's own little room next to the bathroom


A water closet, right?

I had a WC when I lived in Louisville.

[mikizee]

Well I don't call it a water closet. I just call it 'the toilet'. Do I need to post a photo?

Most houses here have them separate. Only very small apartments have them in the bathroom. Is that not a common thing in the states?

[Yetra Flam]

i feel uncomfortable saying "toilet" here, like i'm being rude or crass. it's always "bathroom"

[jammytastic]

one goes to the lavatory.

bathrooms have baths. if you go to the bathroom you go to take a bath.

[TurdBerglar]

Well I don't call it a water closet. I just call it 'the toilet'. Do I need to post a photo?

Most houses here have them separate. Only very small apartments have them in the bathroom. Is that not a common thing in the states?

i've never seen the toilet seperate from the bathroom. well sometimes you'll see a toilet just chilling there in someone's basement and our neighbor has an extra toilet in the pantry. yes the pantry. you can take a shit and eat cap'n crunch at the same time!

[Yetra Flam]

lavatory? hell no i'm not saying lavatory

[jammytastic]

it would be considered crass to say bathroom.

lavatory is correct.

however i say crapper so whatever likesay.

[Yetra Flam]

ladies room!

[TurdBerglar]

bathroom is crass???


no wonder the rest of the world thinks americans are crude

[The Notorious LOL]

it is right at dick level. Fuck it....piss in the sink homie. Dont let these haters bring you down!!!!


I will give it a shot in someone elses sink.

[Tompz]

who hasn't?

it's more in level if you stand up like men usually do

oh..^

[BangkokB]

Why walk all the way over to the sink when you can take a piss in the shower

[faz]

After a nights heavy drinking my friend vommed in his bathtub. Only because he was already sitting on the toilet though.

[BangkokB]

My friend vomited in the sink and had a glad hand meet in the shower

If he can make it to the bathtub then he can make it to tits or GTFO. Tits or GTFO is a slippery slope

[Kid Presentable]

One time in someones kitchen (cause the sink was too high) I pulled out a pot and pissed in that, then tipped it out in the sink. Inspired by "we didn't have a pot to piss in" in Poisons 'Open up and say ahhhhh' liner notes, cause I never thought you could piss in a pot anyways. It wasn't that great. No bathtub, anyway.

[taquitos]

do you crap standing up?

[Kid Presentable]

Mostly just at job interviews, but only because that's how post-modern I am.

[jackrock]

I just tried it. Wasn't so bad. It was kind of nice to rest my thighs against the counter.

[funk63]

nice to see my piss thread thriving.

[funk63]

I just tried it. Wasn't so bad. It was kind of nice to rest my thighs against the counter.


yea thats what im talkin bout!