View Full Version : BLT you eat it or you are against?
Auton
01-19-2008, 06:16 PM
You eat it, you are a satanist who hate babies?
Or you think it has too much bacon lettuce tomato and you are good person?
TurdBerglar
01-19-2008, 06:18 PM
no such thing as too much bacon
fucktopgirl
01-19-2008, 07:37 PM
blt are satanist
adam_f
01-19-2008, 07:39 PM
Actually, I have a cousin who never knew he was allergic to pork products for like, 18 years, and when he tried a BLT for the first time, he nearly died. His throat closed or something and he was rushed to the hospital and was in there a couple days. At a family reunion later that year, my brother tried to get him to eat pork, and I was like "Hey man...that's...you should reevaluate your ethics"
So yeah, there is a such a thing as too much bacon. I would consider that the moral.
Randetica
01-19-2008, 10:36 PM
whats blt
jennyb
01-19-2008, 11:47 PM
Mmmmmm... BLT.
mikizee
01-20-2008, 12:01 AM
I love bacon, pork, ham, prosciutto and all other cuts off this glorious magical animal.
Sure, they are intelligent creatures (smarter than dogs) and great companions, but fuck, they are just too damn tasty for their own good.
TurdBerglar
01-20-2008, 12:11 AM
there's NEVER too much bacon and always too much of your pussy cousin
and if there were more bacon, things would just kind of even themselves out
mikizee
01-20-2008, 12:56 AM
I made a jacket and a pair of pants out of bacon
is that wrong
TurdBerglar
01-20-2008, 01:08 AM
how dare your cousin insult bacon like that. bacon has well deserved pride, you know. pride that should be honored and respected.
SACRIFICE ADAM_F'S COUSIN FOR THE SAKE OF BACON!!!!!
HOW DARE WE PLAY GOD AND STOP WHAT BACON HAD TRIED TO ACCOMPLISH!!!!
BAAAACOOONNN
Auton
01-20-2008, 03:44 AM
i am eating a BLT at this exact moment. it is delicious and filled with bacon.
mikizee
01-20-2008, 04:47 AM
I like bacon
you are all inhuman! here is a video i think you should fucking watch and ralize hwo much the fucking bacon industry is cruel!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fpl7zhr2sOg&feature=related
warning! graphic!
Tone Capone
01-20-2008, 12:28 PM
Pork = delicious (y)
ericlee
01-20-2008, 12:39 PM
I'm very peculiar about the blt cause only one type of meat doesn't make much of a sammich. I like at least three different kinds of meats.
It depends on how thick the bacon is. I hate the small scrouny ass bacon that's way too crispy. The bacon needs to be at least a half inch thick and chewy. Thicker than the tomato too.
Auton
01-20-2008, 02:14 PM
you are all inhuman! here is a video i think you should fucking watch and ralize hwo much the fucking bacon industry is cruel!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fpl7zhr2sOg&feature=related
warning! graphic!
hahahaha that's the spirit, bob.
that video made me LOLZ
Auton
01-20-2008, 02:20 PM
I'm very peculiar about the blt cause only one type of meat doesn't make much of a sammich. I like at least three different kinds of meats.
really? i only like to have one kind of meat per sandwhich, so i can enjoy the taste of that actual one without having any other meats throwing off the taste. once in a long while, maybe two different kinds of meat. no more than two though. otherwise it feels like im eating garbage.
g-mile7
01-20-2008, 02:21 PM
i only like to put 1 kind of meat in my mouth :eek:
Guy Incognito
01-20-2008, 02:26 PM
I would rather eat bacon, lettuce and mozzarella.
Tomatoes are rubbish - the fact that they are officially a fruit but you couldnt put them in a fruit salad says it all really, they have an identity crisis and have no place in my stomach except if they are mega finely chopped in a nice spag bol.
Loppfessor
01-20-2008, 03:27 PM
Ya down with B-L-T??!!....Yeah you know me!
jabumbo
01-20-2008, 06:32 PM
half inch slices of bacon? are you serious?
funk63
01-20-2008, 07:09 PM
aw yeah bacon lettuce tomatoe and mayoinase soy sauce good ass shit
Air Raid
01-20-2008, 08:06 PM
BLTs are not only a sandwich, they are THE sandwich...
and to all of you who say meat is murder....i completely agree. meat is murder....tasty, delicious murder...:D
jammytastic
01-21-2008, 04:51 AM
i hate lettuce and im allergic to tomatos and onions too but i fucking love a bacon sambo. i swear i could live on them. im salivating at the thought. im going now to obriens sandwich bar and im getting a massive bacon sammy and a hot chocolate to go.
ooooohhhh yeah
bacon.
Lex Diamonds
01-21-2008, 06:27 AM
You hate lettuce and you're allergic to tomato and onion?
Man that sucks balls. You'll never know the joys of constructing and devouring a truly great sandwich. :(
Tone Capone
01-21-2008, 07:11 AM
Come to think of it, bacon can make almost any sandwich better.
abcdefz
01-21-2008, 10:45 AM
I haven't had a BLT in yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears, but I liked them.
Hell, when was my last PBJ, for that matter?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears.
MC Moot
01-21-2008, 11:03 AM
The sacred BLT is only second in glory to the Clubhouse allmighty...
paul jones
01-21-2008, 11:34 AM
no such thing as too much bacon
agreed
jammytastic
01-21-2008, 11:39 AM
lettuce tastes like grass. how anyone eats it ill never know.
also i dont like any kind of mayinaissey sauce shit.
also ketchup is filthy to me. it makes me sick. when im sick i smell ketchup. it makes me wretch.
i had a bacon sandwich so i did and it was DELICIOUS.
im going for dinner in my uncles house on saturday and were having bacon and cabbage. oh fucking yeah. thats the king of dinners. apart from christmas dinner. i love christmas dinner.
colcannon is a close third.
what are you having for dinner tonight? what time is dinner time for you?
im going to have soup and toasted tuna and cheese sambos. its cold and who doesnt love soup on a cold day?
i will be having my dinner at 6pm. which gives me enough time to go to the shop and get it because theres no bread and no cheese. and you need that to make sammys likesay.
i also want to get some crisps.
paul jones
01-21-2008, 11:48 AM
Agreed.
pigs need to be eaten.
Auton
01-21-2008, 03:05 PM
also ketchup is filthy to me. it makes me sick. when im sick i smell ketchup. it makes me wretch.
that's how i am with honey nut cheerios. to me it smells like piss, and vice versa.
abcdefz
01-21-2008, 03:07 PM
pigs need to be eaten.
That'll do, Paul. That'll do.
Documad
01-21-2008, 06:10 PM
Bacon might be the best food in the whole world. In addition to the fantastic taste and texture, and its salty goodness, it's easy to cook.
There are many types of lettuce. Lettuce doesn't have to be watery and gross. I put lettuce on sandwiches because I like the texture more than the taste though. I also buy special tomatoes that taste good. Normal store-bought tomatoes are gross. So I will take the lettuce and tomatoes off of a hamburger at a crappy chain restaurant, but I'll put them on a sandwich I make at home.
I don't seek out organic food as a rule, but I do buy several varieties of organic lettuce and tomatoes because they taste better.
Documad
01-21-2008, 06:12 PM
i love bacon and egg sandwiches where the egg is nice and runny and gets all over your hands and down your wrist. mmmmm.
It's strange that I haven't thought of that because I love bacon and eggs together but I'd never put them on a sandwich. I will eat a fried egg sandwich with some salsa on it though.
Bacon and eggs on a sandwich does make sense.
marsdaddy
01-21-2008, 08:31 PM
Snortle!
My oldest boy asked me the other day, "How can bacon be bad for you when it has protein and tastes so good?" My answer, "Who says it's bad for you?!" Pork is good!
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